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>>34977691
There is a guy in a porn chat room I go to who has been spamming the same few pictures of hookers he banged for at least the last decade. Doesn't chat. Just posts them over and over while saying BOOM after them occasionally. He's not a bot because if you engage him he'll start talking about such and such porn stars he has also secretly banged but can't post photos because of "personal privacy".

>>34977691
>creates a thread about a time where he couldn't handle a situation as a mod
>Rightly gets told the fuck out
>Thread dies as it should
>Makes another one because he desperately wants sympathy

You truly are autistic

>>34977879
who and what are you talking about autist

At least you don't eat them...you don't eat them, right?

>>34977683
>i got an ingrown toenail and it got badly infected
>had to squeeze pus out of it everymorning
>it hurt to kick anything
>doctors had to root around and pulled out a spike of toenail
>it was really painful

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>>34977683
>bite off toenail
>smell it

it always has a satisfying smell

>>34977598
I live near there but no

UCSC here

What's up? Where are you?

>>34977950
>>34977598
OP? You here?

Why make a thread about you and not monitor it?

>>34977590
Do you have one? Can you tell us about xir and the process you went through. I think i have one but i'm not sure.

>>34977590
Becuase, it'd be less effort to make real friends and have a real life. Only monks did that for a reason, they were not allowed anything else. Also, them not being allowed anything else meant they weren't meantal like us really, so it'd be a bad idea for us as we are outcasts, rather than driven for a cause monks.

Tulpas are a meme like fingerboxes and penis inspection day.

>>34977506
>he is very cute but it doesn't feel like we're on the same page

They sound like a bunch of fucking sluts.

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>he wears the virgin socks

Is this meme becoming real

>>34977634
Is that even a meme? I heard about virgins wearing socks during sex long before I browsed r9k.

>>34977477
checks out. you can leave now.

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>>34977477
Get the fuck out of here, you Chad normie jackass. Why are you even here?

>>34977501
But im still one of you

>depressed
>like edgy memes
>internet troll
>love vidya

>>34977416
I actually have I'm pretty sure it's around 12000

I have a nofap log so I know how many times I fapped last year.

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>>34977416
No because I don't have a regular fap schedule.
I'm going to add a +1 to it anyway now for that OP image, thanks dude

>>34977396
>>>/literally any other board/

>>34977396
get off my board please normalfag?

fuck you /r9k/ this comment is original now

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>>34977396

Ebrietas is cuter than your gf

>>34977386
How does it make you feel she wants to get BLACKED?

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I-if Ebrietas is your daughter, does that make you the cosmos?

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>>34977402

She hates niggers.

>>34977432

I adopted her, she was all alone!

>>34977367
She's really qt anon, but I think you have to gtfo now. This isn't the right board for you.

>>34977383
>Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)03:14:17 No
What do you mean? I post here on a daily basis

>>34977367

WOW ANON, you are such a douche, first of all, you cant be here cuz ROBOTS CANT HAVE A GF

GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING NORMIE.

BANNED PLS.

>>34977256
...fucking wut?

Rephrase this question like I don't spend all my time keeping up to date with cuckold politics on an anime imageboard.

>>34977256
Yes, they are complete opposites. Blacks are not human, females are not human.

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[ahdbauhkd]

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did I win?

originally

>>34977204
im getting massive cunt vibes from this one for some reason. is she a cunt, Op?

>>34977180
When did you first realize you had Psychosis?
Why is it that, for all this time, no one makes threads about schizoaffective mental illnesses until now?

>>34977180
Haven't you realized that the CIA has put listening devices in your teeth?
You should pul out all your teeth with some pliers to ensure the government can't read your thoughts

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>>34977398
I didn't really think much of it until about a year ago, when I noticed it was getting severe.
im pretty sure people were already posting psychosis shit before this post btw, although maybe the tsuik guy helped it a bit

>>34977123
that's a real girl (male)

>>34977123
The broad shoulders give it away; its a trap

trap, look at those linebacker shoulders

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>girl refuses to be my gf

>>34977106

GET THE FUCK OUT

Why does everything has to be original?

>oneitis refuses to message me back

at least you got a text, friend