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Does /r9k/ believe in the flat earth theory? 2017-02-19 09:31:23 Post No.34978523
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Does /r9k/ believe in the flat earth theory?
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I guess a conspiracy theory general thread as well...
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>>34978523
so are all planets flat, or just the earth?
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No, I believe in an endless cycle of rebirth.
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>>34978523
you mentally ill retards ruin any conspiracy theory discussion. fucking kill yourselves. you ruined /x/ too
realise youre fucking retarded and FUCK OFF please.
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>go to /r9k/, the virgin board
>talk about my gf to piss off virgins
Is there a better feel than this?
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Actually having a gf is better.
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Fluffyposting in a normie thread.
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>>34978535
Kill yourself, it will be fun.
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You come home after a long day of work and as you put your hand and the doorknob, you can hear your girlfriend moaning and her ass being slapped by an obviously black guy
What do you do?
Would you open the door and confront them?
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>>34978360
I ask the OP for sauce on this thicc goddess
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>>34978360
>Would you open the door and confront them?
I would knock and see if there is a response. If they don't open the door, I just sleep outside.
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>>34978360
>Hear her ass being slapped by an obvious black guy
What does an obviously black slap sound like?
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Post pics that make u think really hard
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This is now originaI
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm makes me tink rely hard
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Almonds activating here boys
Do any of you pussies own or even know how to operate a firearm?
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I'm too poor to afford a gun and I don't think I should be allowed to own one.
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Reddit9k is primarily underage b&, subhumans from countries that aren't allowed to own guns, and autistic failed normalfag NEETs that live with their parents that won't allow them to own guns.
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>>34978245
>owning a firearm makes you a non-pussy
talk to me when you've mastered the art of the blade
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Could I get a qt Japanese hikkikomori bf if I move to Japan?
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>>34978179
>Could I get a Japanese hikkikomori bf if I move to Japan?
yes
>Could I get a qt Japanese hikkikomori bf if I move to Japan?
no
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>>34978179
japanese men have transcended to a level were they fully understand just how dog shit 3D isso no
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>>34978207
I don't think that's true I just think nobody has asked them out yet
and if I do then they will say yes!
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All you smokers out there, give me one good reason why you don't snus instead. It's better for you, is stronger, and doesn't make you look like a degenerate.
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>degenerate.
gee i wonder who is behind OP post.
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>>34978168
3/10 you tried
original
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>>34978180
>>34978354
Smoking is disgusting, bad for you, and makes you look gross. Why not just go for the cheaper and safer alternative?
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Saying sorry doesn't necessarily mean apologizing right? Like when saying sorry for someone's lost.
I just really need to get over this, I always feel like I'm apologizing as if I was the one that killed the person's loved one.
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Pretending to care about normalfags is disgusting and those fake breasts are disgusting.
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>>34978070
saying sorry is exactly that
apologizing for something that was not in your control
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>>34978070
Are you Canadian or something. Apologizing for someone's loss or to say it meaning excuse me is their thing.
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Stop smoking weed
I believe in you
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Soon, I will stop. Once I get out of this current situation (in about 4 months)
Meanwhile I still need it to cope with my external environment
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>>34978052
No. Smoking weed is great and I'm great.
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But weed makes the pain go away for a while
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Do you remember the awesomeness of beating off and orgasming without cum coming out? This was also before you realized that you wouldremain a KHV and be a failed human.
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>>34978046
yea cuz i culd wank under the sheets with no hassle it was awesome bro
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>>34978046
It wasn't that awesome. I figured my dick should be bigger and there shouldn't be so much friction like I should be wet like a dog's dick. Though despite this, I knew that once the white stuff started coming out, that a girl could get pregnant, so it was a goal before I hit puberty to lose my virginity back then, rather than wait even more horny throughout the years of teen wherein you're not allowed to buy condoms, the schools teaching me they were not effective notwithstanding. But no, I never did.
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>>34978262
>I should be wet like a dog's dick.
Do dog owners have intimate knowledge of dog boners? I've only been a cat person so I have no clue about animal dicks... On a side note I reckon at least half the girls who say "I've always wanted to own a large dog" love to get fucked by said dogs.
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My boyfriend is too good for me. Has an education/awesome job(currently on business trip abroad), doesn't have any major issues I can see. Is really, really fucking nice and understanding. Handsome, fun, smart, kind, like...literally perfect.
Me:
>bullshit data entry job
>homeless/couch surfing
>13k in student loan debt
>bipolar
>non-binary(cringe, I know I fucking suck)
>suicidal
>5/10
>stupid as fuck
Wat do? I want to just stop talking to him. Silence speaks volumes. He can do way better than me. I'm fucking trash.
He said he loves me/wants to marry me, but I feel like I'm going to be the biggest mistake of his life.
I don't want to ruin his life.
I'm really thinking suicide is the best route.
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Post a photo of yourself before you commit suicide. I need to see what you look like.
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>>34977979
you take his dick in ur boipucci?
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>>34977979
>non-binary
translation
>IM DIFFRNT' XDDDDD
does your mom still expect you to kiss on her the cheek from time to time?
my mom does. I'm 27.
to make matters worse I've never seen her exchange cheek kisses with my grandma and I call her out on it and she says she has a different relationship with her big boy
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when we are alone and have our cuddling sessions, we sometimes peck on each other's lips.
21 and dont live with parents.
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>>34977938
Is your mom hot?
This is an original post tbqh.
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>>34978042
her hotness ruined my childhood and she is 41 only.
just
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Listen up /r9k/! You now have the same powers as the Hulk, meaning that you will transform into a giant, green, muscular version of yourself due to an emotional trigger. But the twist is that you get to choose the emotional trigger that makes you transform. In your transformed state you will have no control of yourself and you will go on a rampage of your chosen emotion
Happiness means you'll jump around and hug people to death. Fear means you'll probably destroy what startled you or make a huge warpath getting away from it. Anger will make you do what regular hulk does. Lust will make you... well you know what you'd do. Ect ect...
The only other way you would transform is if you were in life threatening danger. Your transformation will last 5-7 hours and you will always find a safe spot before you turn back into yourself.
So /r9k/, what emotion do you choose and why?
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>>34977901
Being bored will trigger me. This way I'll be sure to have an exciting life.
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>>34977901
If I choose sad, can I be hulk forever?
(Not on my computer so [Insert thinking pepe here]
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I'd chose 'wanting a bigger cum load'. I'm tired of seeing my sperm just dribble out even after an amazing orgasm. I feel like this would solve my problem.
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Have you reached that stage in your life yet where an intimate relationship with a woman is such an alien concept to you that you're not even sure if you even want it anymore?
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>>34977890
Sounds to me like you've ascended, OP. congratulations
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>>34977890
I feel that way because of how young I am. I feel like most women my age don't really want to experience the same type of intimate relationship I want to.
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>>34977890
Yeah. I've seen people get absolutely destroyed by women. Over all almost everything r9k says about them is true. What's even the point.
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>6'9"
>Want a short petite gf
>tfw short girls find you too tall and avoid you
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>34977865
y-you're kidding right? tall guys are intimidating in a good way
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>>34977865
>>>34977865
>69
XD nice one OP
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>>34977865
>6'9
r-ree
Not original apparently