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>>34982384
I have no fucking idea and I'm scared

Your body is found six weeks later when the police break down the door after the neighbours complain about the smell.

Is pepe a reimagining of Kermit the frog?

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>>34982295
help, doc. I want to fuck a cartoon character

Where do I find a tank of 100% pure helium or nitrogen?

>>34982295
I love the dank method.
Pretty much the best lifestile.

>>34982222
>ecstasy
Pure. Love. Ugh.
The first time I took it was with my current girlfriend, a month or so into our relationship.
>LSD
Has always felt like I was defragging my "hard drive"
>mushrooms
The girlfriend and I took a heroic dose three days ago. Could barely talk. Sat in the dark, just rubbing on her until we could make sense of the world. The visuals were incredible.
>DMT
No fucking idea how to explain it. Kinda felt like I died.

>K2
A girl I knew put "spice" on top of regular weed.
I was new to smoking, and took it as, like....literal cooking spices.
The most terrified I've ever been.
The absolute worst experience of my life.

>weed
But I don't smoke anymore.
I used to vape and record music.
Spent a lot of time by myself.

>>34982422
Why don't you smoke anymore anon? Weed is simply amazing.

>your favourite drug
mdma
>your least favourite drug
weed
>your most used drug
adderall

Weirdly i had a better experience with mdma than acid (mdma trip was what i expect acid to be like).

I'm taking adderall currently because its the only thing that actually helps my depression/anxiety - can't get a prescription though..

>>34982207
is that Joseph Stalin?

Fake, the black guy complied and was shot immediately.

>>34982245
>the black guy complied

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34982141
i need to eat pood and im glad i can go to the toilet

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>>34982141
>tfw can't post any of my nikki .webms because of 2mb limit
Sorry, OP.

I'd rather fuck a real big ass

>>34981979
When I started taking cash advances out of my credit card to buy weed and cigs

>>34981979
when i was 18

origano original

>>34981979
When I raped and decapitated my first victim 4 years ago.

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>DLC in an MMORPG
>Paystore in a bought MMORPG
>P2W Membership in a bought MMORPG

Just go private server WoW and be done with shit ESO.

>>34981917
ye- NA though

shitter NB magtank trying to get better. no house yet. no gold because I'm a lazy ass. love doing vet dungeons. great game. also looking for a new guild/trading guild to join.

you can reach me at cp5145. gtg maintain my atrophying husk of a body.

>>34981944
>P2W
wrong
>Paystore
mostly cosmetics
>DLC in a MMORPG
bought it all on steam sale for $29.99

if you don't have internet-induced autism, you won't need to subscribe. it's that simple.

Do you ACTUALLY edge all day? The longest ive gone is like 10 hours and it really hurt my balls by the end of the day

Also I think we both know this level of degeneracy really isn't that healthy.

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>>34981888
I do. I take small breaks when I have to do stuff, but then I keep going and it starts to really hurt in my lower tummy. Sometimes I go for days without releasing because it turns me on so much..

>>34981866
That's kind of whorish, Anon.

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>>34981692
Am black and agree. The only thing vaguely close to that is unpopular opinions that will make you get hated by the majority of people. Racists should directly come out of the closet so we know who our enemies are.

>>34983014
I don't hate black people, I just avoid them because they're statistically more likely to be violent and are proven to have lower rates of empathy and intelligence.

There is no such thing as value of sodomite's life.

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8/10 origignnganalloo

I think I could safely rate myself 6-7

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>>34981562
It's not something I really think about.

I do, however, think I have an 11/10 personality.

HERPA DERP GLOWY COLORSSS HURRRRRRR

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>>34981529
>it's another orbiter thread

>>34981529
Kys orbiter fagmeister

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Sick of the internet addiction cycle. But I have no friends, no hobbies, no motivation. Sigh.

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This picture perfectly encapsulates my need for a husky to make my life complete.

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This pic

I'm losing my mind right now

I'm like tripping

he killed himself about eight years ago with a shotgun. I hope you have had one. It was awesome.

>>34981295
He overdosed 7 years ago on his birthday.

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>>34981295
He told me that I wasn't HIS best friend

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>>34981107
I don't go to bars. I don't see the point either.

>>34981107
Why would I want to go sit in a room with a bunch of angry, lonely men when I can do that by myself and watch anime at the same time?

This isn't Brittania. We don't have pub culture.

Yeah. I go alone too. It's easy to strike up conversations with random people and pick up women.

>>34981044
Fucked my ass dressed as a girl.

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>went shopping because had no food
>chocolate was on sale so I bought 2 packs of chocolate bars
>scan a pack and it went through fine
>second pack wouldn't scan
>got frustrated and started sweating when I saw the saw the big queue behind me
>shove it in my bag anyway
>scared about going through the detector machines and clenched my teeth really hard
>went through no problem
>never went back

>>34981044
I've molested 4 of my cousins (they were 3-9)