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How did your last bday go?
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>>34984260
>be me
>younger cousin shares birthday date
>party at cousins house
>only one cake
>dora the explora
>cake is for her
>happy birthday sung for her
>presents are for her
>no one members mine
>feelsbadman
>sit in silence while watching football
>party ends
>grandparents and parents stop me before I leave
>hand me my favorite cake
>give me gifts while singing happy birthday
>tfw got an actual surprise birthday party
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>>34984260
>drank scotch on rocks in pub with friend
It was okay, but it seems that i hate scotch.
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baked a cake with my only friend
was okay and cozy
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Racism is not weIcome on /r9k/.
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>>34984139
Neither is sexism.
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>>34984148
Or homophobia
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>>34984139
fuck niggers oregano penis
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>age
>when did you last had sex
>29
>2 years ago
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>>34984023
>26
>never
This isn't original. Shocking.
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>>34984023
kill yourself you normalfag i hope you get aids you disgusting filth
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>20
>2 years ago
I need to break this dry spell asap
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Why do you think you deserve a girl far more attractive than you?
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I don't particularly think I deserve anything, I just want things.
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>>34983899
Probability of this happening is equal of getting lottery. Don't bother
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>>34983899
she has a semi-horseface, they're both on a similar level lookswise, it's just that whiteknights overinflate women's looks by a few points
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>tfw you wake up and there's only one other husky related thread
Has /huskyposting/ fallen out of fashion already?
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>already
newfag
its an old shit meme made by some whore fembot who isnt funny
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>>34983610
I made the thread just so I could read your reply. I like you, husky poster.
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>>34983648
what this guy said, old as fuck
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Alright guys so tell me something: If my mom steals my phone from me right when I fucking wake up, sends me on a wild goose chase up until I break out my computer and start up that Find My iPhone service, then starts yelling at me and getting shitty about how "All you love is your fucking phone, you don't even love me" and kicks me out of the house...who's in the wrong here?
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>>34983521
>who's in the wrong here?
You are for browsing 4chan, underage faggot.
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>>34983521
Your moms a bitch and you're faggot
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>>34983563
I'm 20.
Side note, this is not the first time something like this has happened. She accuses me of being manipulative.
Maybe I am being manipulative. I just want to live a quiet life, go to work, come home, watch anime, and sleep. Go out with friends if I'm so inclined.
>Wait, you thought this was a date?
>AHAHAHAHAHA
How do you react?
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>>34983520
I fucking leave.
I can tolerate not understanding my intentions but being a bitch is NOT something I can abide by.
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>>34983520
offer her x amount of money to fuck
if not I leave
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>>34983545
This
while shes laughing, just get up and leave
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Are politics the new religion?
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He's Ewing a croc
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>>34983432
Nah. Politics were more popular 40 years ago, desu.
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>>34983432
>oh haha the croc is eating a croc! xD
that's an American Alligator you ignorant unfunny piece of shit
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Well? What do you have to say now?
She's right you know
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>>34983324
This is right only if you believe that this is a woman, but a trance "woman" is a dude with a mental illness.
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Well you can sugarcoat it all you want but it still doesn't change the fact that biologically thats a guy. No matter how fucked in the brain they are about it. When you pull his pants down and see a fucking dick, and you shove it in his ass, then yeah dude you're gay accept it
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>>34983353
trans*
originalo
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what did you eat today, robots?
today i ate
>8 large tacos
>5 mars bars
>3kg of doritos
>4 jam donuts
>1kg of 2 minute noodles
i also drank:
>2L of mountain dew
>1L of diet coke (just to keep it healthy)
as of today i weigh 287kg
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wtf it's only 10 AM
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>>34983231
ever heard of time zones and different countries you uneducated retarded ignorant self absorbed piece of shit. i hate you fucking americans thinking your country is the only one in the world. fucking fat retards.
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>>34983259
But OP said tacos and doritos, which isn't common in Europe or anywhere else in the world other then the Americas.
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At this point I am so deprived of any human contact and attention that I considered murdering someone and turning myself in. Just so that I finally get noticed by people and am not a nobody anymore.
I've fantasized about it a lot.
You know when some murder cases become well known across the country? I want that.
Don't get me wrong, I don't WANT to kill innocent people, neither am I a huge attention whore. I just want my existence to be acknowledged...
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>>34982972
you sound pretty familiar, OP
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You won't believe me, but a nice, warm hug will fix that. Do you have any family?
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>>34982996
Do I?
>>34983025
No.
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Hi welcome to Subway, what would you like sir?
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>>34982827
those freshly baked cookies they have in show sure look good. A freshly baked cookie?
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>>34982827
Good afternoon. I'd like a ham, bacon, and turkey with everything on it on a toasted sourdough roll. I'll also take one of these delicious chocolate-chip cookies.
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Chicken pizziola footlong pls
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What does /r9k/ thinks about huskies? 2017-02-19 02:57:26 Post No.34982784
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What does /r9k/ thinks about huskies?
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I'm just curious. Do you guys like huskies?
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>>34982784
They have ugly eyes and are high maintenance.
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Ehhh they're cool, but boxers are better
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>>34982784
quit fucking your dog, dude
oregano comet
Where are all my fellow poortuguese robots?
Let's share our feels in this thread
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>>34982714
estou aqui. es gajo ou gaja?
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>>34982714
Brasil POHA huehuehue
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na-cao sentimental
You have FIVE (5) seconds to decide whether or not dogs are the most KEKED creature in all of existence
>were once fearsome predators
>humanity cucked them using eugenics and captivity to control their genetic lineage
>turned them into a weak, groveling, miserable, pathetic shadow of their former selves
>their sole purpose from birth to death is to simply amuse humans, the superior life form
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
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I couldnt decide in 5 seconds because it took me 34 seconds to read all of that in sorry :(
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you could say it about humans
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>>34982616
so dogs are robots?
that would mean that police dogs and dogs that help with elderly, blind/deaf people, etc. are wagecucks?