>13
>severe depression
>lock myself in bathroom and start slicing myself up
>pass out from blood loss
>wake up strapped to hospital bed
>get put in a psych ward
>have insomnia
>haven't slept in 4 days
>given sleeping pills
>pills make my jaw lock and makes right side of teeth dig into gums
>start screaming like a madman
>nurses and guards pin me face down on my bed
>get administered a shot that knocks me out
>time passes
>having vivid hallucinations
>human sized racoons speaking to me
>hundreds of whales flying through night sky
>finally "wake up"
>bedside nurse shocked when I ask her for the time
>says I've been incoherent and acting like a literal retard for 3 months
>get released on good behavior after a few months
>have hallucinations that are less fequent
>continue getting disturbing dreams that feel like messages from another world
>start wondering if my entire life
This was 7 years ago and I'm still wondering if the real me never left that psych ward and has been imagining my entire life up until this point. Any of you been committed?
My god-
Tone down that edge, boy.
>>39131874
wow dude
can you say more about messages from another world?
bump. this was an interesting story anon.
Good moooorning Mr. Anooonnn! What will our lesson be for today?
>We're going to cover the biggest hoax of all time, the Holocaust.
>>39131864
If you unironically buy into conspiracy theories as retarded as the holocoast "hoax" you should kill yourself
>>39131878
If you unironically buy into conspiracy theories as retarded as the holocoast you should kill yourself
Why are tomboys so superior?
>>39131755
>tomboys
>not boys
You know you're a fucking hetero right?
>>39131755
because femininity intimidates you and they seem more accessible?
Tomboys with just a bit of a feminine side and zero tattoos are patrician-tier mates
What kind of music do you listen to, r9k?
Edgy ass metal
>>39131679
What a stupid question.Music is just a bunch of sound, it is extremely mediocre and doesn't last.Taste in music is subjective and has no significance whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx3ajYfbzcw
comfy musick
What are your thoughts on the semantics, theological implications, and emergence of waifuism in modern times, and analogues to similar anomalies in past times, such as Nikola Tesla, who fell in love with a pigeon. I am sure there are other documented cases of this behavior, though with the omission of hip otaku lingo. If there's anyone who I think would give serious cogitation and elucidate their hypotheses at length, it'd be "Anonymous" on ROBOT9001. Why not? This could be the gateway to opening up a brand new field of study.
I think most wear it as a fashion item but I'm unironically in love with a fictional character.
People are just perception and ideas so there isn't anything to out of it to love and know something that is fictional.
I'm not sure what to think of the whole waifuism thing but I too am in love with a fictional character, however it's a kick in the bollocks when I think that she would probably disgusted with me if she was real.
I also love a fictional character and it fills both my religion hole and my love hole
I guy Asian Robots are getting tired of white western men looking for waifus.. weeaboo... and expats...
What does he main by Eight-Nation Alliance??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_omZtXc
>>39131657
>asians are so buttblasted about foreigners fucking their women they make a rap about it
>>39131657
Meanwhile Ricegum is the biggest thing on Youtube and dating the hottest girl on Instagram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zy28mVeVZw
LOL ....almost 100 million views in 1 month
anti-waifu, weeabo culture on the Rise in Asia.
"Gee, Anon, you're someone that cosplays and attends Anime conventions on a yearly basis and you're telling me you never watched Cowboy Bebop? It's seriously one of the best Anime of all time and it's certainly way better than any flavor of the month Anime that has came out in the past 7 years. "
Katya is so damn adorable.
>>39131607
This.
She probably does it on purpose to get more beta orbiters
But Cowboy Bebop really is pretty decent. It's basically a space western.
>old women call me sweet
>young women call me cute
So, basically, I'm never getting laid...ever
at least you're happy about it.
Umh some girls call cute the guys they like.
>>39131523
>doesnt know milf code
sweet as a term of endearment means they want to fuck bro.
/r9k/, should I spend half my savings to buy a Pontiac Aztek and become a drifter?
>>39131419
i want to live in my car but im not sure how i would get money to pay for gas and food. if you can afford it, go for it
>>39131419
No, just my opinion
>you will never git gud at cars
>already getting older
HOLY FUCK CHECK THE NEWS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Just another car/truck/van of peace, my friend!
>>39131176
another excuse for white people to be racist and bomb other countries
>>39131266
Stick to killing each other in your own countries.
It's nearly Friday lads, time to get excited edition
>>39131133
What is there to get excited about?
time to get excited for another weekend of lying in bed staring at the wall.
ah yes.
Third for waifus lads haha
Opinion on ironic weebs?Are you one?
>>39131052
jadf is fucking garbage because he turned into a patreon paywall fuckhead
someone needs to buy all his stuff and leak it
I don't like to think of myself as one but I do watch a bit of anime, read a bit of manga and find Jap planes and ships from WWII to be quite beautiful so I suppose people would look at me as one.
who cares
life is too short to try to police what you enjoy to keep out bad apples. ignore them and watch and read what you want to. being an elitist doesn't help anyone
Trips names my dog
>>39130901
thats not a dog anon, are you ok
That's a fucking beetle
>>39130901
cat
oranginal
Did a four page presentation on the Supreme Gentleman for my literary theory class today. If there's interest I can leave a google drive link for you to read it.
>>39130847
What grade did you get?
>>39130847
omg post link
>>39130872
Not graded
>>39130885
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-mfhw21EEbhSElsRmgxTWZJZTg
Guys I'm about to smoke my first blunt ever what should I expect? Am I a normie now?
>>39130846
From robot to degenerate drug addict robot. Good job.
>>39130846
yes you are, now gtfo
I bet youll inhale wrong.
>Cough cough
Its fun tho