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Whatever happened to your teenage dream?
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I don't think I ever actually had one. At least not like in the movies where kids dream of being astronauts or something.

I guess I wanted to be an athlete, I'd have loved to have been a rugby player. Dad killed that dream immediately, telling me I'd be crushed by bigger kids and that my local club wouldn't want beginners.
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>>34986214
Wanted to be a famous actor, people convinced me it was impossible so I chose a job in a car dealer ship instead and here I am... Fuck me
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It's become impossible to achieve at this point. Now I just exist in a state of perpetual frustration as I see my friends and family achieve theirs.

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Name one (1) thing wrong with this list
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>>34986192
everything should be on the first case
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>>34986192
You missed a lot of boards if you were going for completion.
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>>34986192
>Papercraft and oragami

>>>/out/

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What SSRIs would you guys recommend
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none, don't do it. the moment you start drugging yourself up is when the real you dies.
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>>34986106
No more of 20mg of cipralex
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>>34986185
What this anon. Cipralex is decent. I have a friend on Wellbutrin. I've heard good things about that one.

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What's your preferred IDE (integrated development environment)?
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Visual studio
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Spyder
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>>34986097
>TIL there's a Python IDE
>have been using Sublime Text this whole time

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>be me
>be 13
>very bored
>thought it was fun to put stuff up my ass
>know it is wrong and gay
>still regret to this day
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>>34985550
Was it so painful? Or you became addicted?
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>>34985550
plis anser
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>>34985567
Never really hurt, no pleasure either.
The only thing I know is that I'm never getting that bored again

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Any robots had previous experiences with this substance? I recently got two blotters from a friend's dealer (absolutely don't know what dosage those hits have) and I was wondering if it would be a good idea to take half a tab alone as a first timer experience. Im doing this mainly to gain some insight in my life and see if it could help me on an emotional level
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>>34985308
Take half, you don't know what dosage it is and what substance it is, you have no idea how many things are sold as lsd these days
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>>34985308
If you are not sure about the dosage, try just a quarter of a tab first and up the dosage based on that experience. Taking too much is incredibly difficult to handle and very exhausting.
LSD made me more social and less egotistic, but only for a few months. For the better imo, as there is no hope for a beta who's not even a little bit selfish.
It also made me realize how relative everything is. Kinda hard to describe but you will see after you took it yourself.
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First time I ever took LSD was maybe 3 months back.
I took one tab and basically ended up wishing that I would had taked two. You CAN'T take more tabs later in the trip because it wont make the trip harder it will only make it last longer.

Then I tried it for my second time some weeks ago. Took 3 tabs and ended up puking like a bitch. I was literally afraid that I would overdose because my guess was that it was bootleg LSD because the effects I got only lasted for like 4 hours.

PLEASE buy a test kit everyone. Real LSD is rare nowadays because it's much cheaper to make bootleg, spice LSD.

I've promised myself that if I ever want to try psychedelics again I will only stick to mushrooms.

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can you spot the virgin in a crowd? How?
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>>34985209
it's the one who virgin-breaths.
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>>34985209
Two words - virgin walk. It's real thing.
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>he walks like a virgin
>he breaths like a virgin
>he has the virgin posture
>he has the virgin facial expression

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Ever been cucked, /r9k/?

Reminder that you don't have to be in a relationship to experience similar sensations.

That cute, homely shy girl that sometimes glances your way. How many dicks do you think she has taken up her non-pure snatch?

Ever had a childhood or school sweetheart? What do you think she's up to these days?

What could have been...
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>>34985149
I'm pretty sure my first gf might have cheated on me but I was 15 back then. Othet than that I don't think so, no.
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>>34985149
>>Reminder that you don't have to be in a relationship to experience similar sensations.

Reminder that 90% of guys who think they've been "cucked" never actually tried to date the girl and thought autistically talking to her for 5 mins guarantees a relationship.
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>>34985219

stalking a "wife material" girl for months and then watching a Chad swooping in and making her his 1XXth meaningless fucktoy is the best feeling, though

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>a girl taller than me walks by
>self esteem instantly crushed
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>>34984971
>a girl taller than me (6'4) walks by
>instantly get hunter instinct where she becomes pray to me like a mammoth to caveman
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>>34984971
>not caring anymore and just enjoying the view
Was the ass fat, OP?
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>>34984971
Remember anon they aren't so tall when they are two legs short

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>diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder

guess it was inevitable. any other robots on the schizophrenia spectrum?
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>>34984863
>schizo affective disorder, depressive type

Its all giant bullshit mate. Those fuckers just need to come up with something to scribble down so they can keep selling you jewpills.

Fuck them, they will never, ever help you in anyway so their diagnosis amounts to fuck all. At BEST they help you get on disability bux, but thats about the extent of their ability.
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>>34984916
Also schizoaffective, bipolar though.

And I concur.
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>>34984916
I don't know what to do though. I feel incompatible with the world no matter what I do. Most days I feel completely disconnected from reality and lose my sense of self.

are we simply broken and that's it?

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Eating your cum after fapping is the equivalent of taking a shot of growth hormones.
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>>34984826
How so?
org1nal
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If you link a scientific journal supporting this i will seriously start eating my own cum.
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I've always dont that ever since I started fapping but I'm still a skinny manlet.

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>Valentine's Day
>give a qt girl I know flowers
>"oh my gosh anon, are these for me? That's so sweet of you. They're very pretty. How much did you spend on these?"
>tell her over $100 like a good little autist
>"wow anon, you spent that much on me? I'm not worth it."
>awkwardly tell her she is
>she starts texting me every day now
>previously, it would take her a week to reply
>now, she sends walls of text within a minute
>we text until late night
>she usually asks me if we can text each other the next day
>throughout the next day, she sends me texts saying she hasn't forgotten about me but she's at work or at uni
>says she wants to set aside hours of free time when she texts me
>mfw

I want to believe but I can't. Confirm my suspicions and tell me she's not interested in me, /r9k/.
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>>34984584
It's that moment where you can cultivate a relationship... But if you wait too long, it's going to be like "Sorry anon, we're just friends".
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>>34984584
Wait, you havent asked her to a date after giving flowers?
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in other news: women are gold digging whores
more at 11

>I know how you feel anon i get lonely all the time
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that's nice Pajeet, you'll find someone!
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>>34984595
hes entirely white, not even slightly indian
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>>34984574
Thank you chad, you are my best friend

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>I'm 4'2

Ask me anything.
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why have you not committed yet
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>>34984474
how does it feel being an actual hobbit?
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Hi Ben Shapiro

"Which one of you sissy robots wants to eat his own cum today?!"
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>>34984281
Stop shilling this cucks shit, you kike
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>>34984281
M-me... I mean... I-I do... M-mistress...
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>>34984498
"Take off your fucking clothes and get on your knees!"

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