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Do the normalfag raiders do not understand that we're just a passive board for neets and alike?
What the fuck are they doing trying to get us to like sissy and trap gay shit? Then they get their friends to post in the thread. so we will feel peer pressure or some shit. Do they not realize we do not give a fuck about people and live the way we do cause we chose it? I used to enjoy reading robots' stories. Now i can't even find a real robot.
Also fuck off with the "recovering from being a robot"
If you're gonna be a normalfag be somewhere else.
What the fuck is a fembot
robots don't have a fucking gender you poo pee
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>34990164
We don't go to their sites and fucking post robot shit to try to get them to be robots
why the fuck are they here trying to get us all "normal"
I'm sorry your dad had to pay for your liberal arts course you braindead pee
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why can't I just be comfy. I want to chill in country side house and drink alchaholic beverages all day and shitpost and play vidya.

Why can't this be a reality REEEEEE
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dont overreact, anon. there are still plenty robots here. youre giving them the reaction they want.

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God fucking damn it.

Why even live?
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To participate and witness the downfall of the tyrant race whose deeds were left unpunished long enough.
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>>34989795
No, stop, now you're just perpetuating the shitty culture most news sources try to create.
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>>34989714
ooga booga
not like you can read this anyway

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>(commenting on porn video)
wow, you are sexy lady
you are my sex, so beautful
facebook ? email?
your vagina is very sex
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nice meme op
i keked
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Why is Pajeet like this?
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wow, I guess robots have to shit on foreigners raised with less privileges and english as a second language to feel better about themselfs... even though Indians are more traditional, will find a loving wife, and will probably find a well-paying job in IT and are overall leave you losers in the dust.....

>tfw never gotten any nudes
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>>34989166
>tfw never gotten any valentine cards
>tfw never had any interest shown towards me
>tfw you're literally crying about noods when others will never even get close to that.
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>had one gf in my lifetime
>she never sent nudes because she thought it was degenerate behaviour
>agreed and respected her for it but at the same time my penis cries
Being a man is agony
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>>34989197
I'm so sorry, Anon.
I do have to remind myself that there are others less fortunate than me.

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Did you stop smoking weed because you grew up or because others told you it was bad?
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i stopped because it kept giving me anxiety attacks

plus weed is for teenagers anyway
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for the last several years i've smoked many kilos, on a "good" day i would smoke over 10 grams
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>>34989235
Cool. I have smoked many kilos aswell. Maybe we should meet up and dmoke some kilos and talk about weed my man>>34989235

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Seriously, what's the appeal of this guy? I watched his videos with a few friends last night, and a lot of it was cringe humor. Don't get me wrong, some of it was funny, but I wasn't surprised it got cancelled.

Also, red pill me on WKUK, I like it, but my friend said it's shit
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>>34989072

I wasn't cancelled because it wasn't funny. It was cancelled because the entertainment industry is filled with liberal fuckheads who can't take a joke.

If you found it cringy, then you're probably one of those people too.
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You're a hopeless case if you need go around asking to be 'redpilled on x'. He's a comedian, you like his jokes or you don't, there's no secret appeal hidden anywhere.
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It wasn't cancelled because people couldn't take a joke. It was cancelled it wasn't funny and far-right fuckheads can't take any blow to their egos.

If you found it funny, then you're probably one of those people too.

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>tl:dr If I only want to smoke like 2-3 puffs of weed, what should I do? roll a joint? get a pipe? vape?

I don't know if this is the right board for this but I don't give a fuck. So, I have never been much of a smoker. The only times I've smoked have been when its been offered to me at parties/with friends. But I'm considering maybe just giving it a try, having some around the house for myself if I ever wanted to smoke a bit. I'm very curious though, if I only wanted to smoke like 2-5 puffs and I didn't want to roll a whole joint for that what would be the best thing to do? I imagine I could just make a joint, smoke what I wanted then just store the joint somewhere else, but I guess it wastes a bit each time I start the joint up and kill it? and I don't know how long a long used joint would last for, if it would have an effect on its potency. Any casual smokers here? tips?
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Yeah, joint works for what you want. Just relight, puff puff, leave it so that it just dies on its own and save it

Or a cheap $5-10 glass pipe you can use for the rest of your life. Nothing beats glass imo
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>>34989031
Just roll a 1.5 gram blunt and smoke as much of it can and feel yourself slowly getting higher as you get trapped in your mind and your heart beats out of your chest
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>>34989031
Get a small pipe or a vape
>control how much weed you smoke
>control how hard it hits
>control when and where you smoke
>can put down and save for later
>portable
It's the best, anon

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>tfw 5'7 and 150lbs
>just 10 more lbs to lose and I'll be at my most attractive weight to females
>so close to finally attracting that qt gf yet this last 10lbs is so hard to shed off
>resorted to only eating 800 calories a day yet still haven't lost a single pound
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>5'7
Anon I have bad news
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>>34988722
i'm 5'7 and 140 lbs is not "most attractive weight" at all. you need to get to like 110 lbs (my goal)
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>>34988935
actually 5'7 isn't considered short at all, sorry lanklet

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A guy is coming round to my house for sex, I want to keep him coming back for more so I was thinking of offering him beer and wings when he arrives or after sex. men like beer and wings right? Or am I being a tryhard? This is my first time with a man and I don't want to be pumped and dumped.
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>>34988618
beer and wings sound cool. I'd hang out with you if that was the case. though you're going to have to watch either sports or cable news cause that's all I watch
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>>34988618
Go out and get some oxycodone or heroin. Men love that
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Be causal about it, say you've "got it in the fridge and won't finish it". That's what I normally do with houseguests when offering up all the food in the house in the hope that they'll like me more for it.

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>tfw at a party, sit silently in a corner sipping my drink and listening to Bjork on headphones.

What are you doing today robots?
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>>34988394
>listening to your headphones at a party
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>>34988394
>party
>headphones

i hope none of you do this
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>>34988394
What's your favorite Bjork album?

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Come on Bots! If he can do it, why can't you!
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>>34988329
Fuck off with your feelgood bullshit. People like those are fringe cases. She's only with him because it makes her look like a martyr to her friends.
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>>34988329
obviously shopped. cringin' at your life OP!
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I just saw his ted talk video this morning. What a coinkidink

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interasting fun threadpost
you are still bichass
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can I do Saudi prince?

fuc u bitch, i have lambo and i fuk ur bitch, my dad rich motherfuc
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WE KNOW HOW TO USE A TOILET YOU SHITHEAD

Indians have great jobs and great families. We have a higher pay than you and more support. Our culture is rich and something to be proud of.

India will be a superpower by 2036 and we will have rhe strongest economy in the world.
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>>34988246
this is not tru Indian post mother fuker

U think u can just make fun of us on anon forum u think wrong

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>there are Canadians on this board right now
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>>34988187
makes me sick knowing those leaf-niggers are still allowed to procreate.

hopefully trump will act upon his divine underdstanding of the universal law and nuke those underlings into an oblivion of hiroshima-reenactments and subhuman mutations
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>>34988187
Y'all are now posting in thread with a Canadian
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Why are canadians such cucks? Why did they elect this moron?

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What kind of emotions does this image stimulate inside you?
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>an attractive black female is just a white woman painted brown
lel
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>>34988131
>ew
>damned cuck trying to get us going
>oh look he's possibly just curious, better be honest
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>>34988131
She's very pretty, but her hand looks so light for her face to look so dark. It's a little bit strange.

Show me your rarest pepes
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is this rare enough for u
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Here you go famelam.
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>>34987687
>Show me yor rarest pepes

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