Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9552. page

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>Watching a movie with your sister
>See this
Wat do?

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Reminder that genuine fembots don't exi-

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Does anybody remember back when you were very young?
Did you ever think that you would be this blessed?

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>start new job after being NEET for 3 years and on the verge of homelessness
>tfw can only afford milk and bologna because my boss takes 30% of my paycheck in employment fees

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How are you baldies holding up?

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Let's make an original baby together

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>for most of the population over 18 sex is as frequent and normal as belching

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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to fix our car

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So I ate a lot before bed and I had a nightmare. I'm a horrible writer, but I turned it into a story if you want to read it.

Once upon a time, there was a witch. This witch was a curious mind and wanted to explore the human psyche, so she swaps the minds of her son and a female pig. She then constructed three cells, each facing each other and separated by iron bars, and put her son and sow inside two of them.

From here on we will call the boy with a pig's mind Oedipus and the pig with a boy's mind Algernon. The witch at some point brought a boar to mate with Algernon and eventually Algernon produced a litter. The witch put the litter into the third cage and fed them steadily and frequently as they grew.

The witch spaces out the feedings so Algernon and Oedipus are starving by the time each one comes. The witch also times these feedings to coincide with when Algernon's children goes into heat.

On one of these days, the witch kills off the females in Algernon's offspring and cooks up a delicious five course meal consisting of their bacon, ham, and prime ribs. The witch serves it lovingly to Oedipus while Algernon hungrily watches. When Oedipus is done eating, the witch cleans the waste from each of the cages. She forces Algernon to watch as she collects it all in a bucket and tops it off with her own fresh shit and piss. Taking this waste, she mixes it with food slop from the meal and dumps it all over the now grown boars.

The door is opened between Algernon and her passel of hogs. Algernon sucks and bites her children while getting pig penis rammed inside her. The witch mounts Oedipus (surprise) and gets off on the ensuing chaotic buffet-orgy.

The excitement settles eventually. Algernon killed and ate one of her own offspring in the midst of the frenzy, and is curled up, carrying in her body a new generation of bastards. The witch posts selfies of herself on Instagram with tags #pregnancy #happy #proudmom #expecting. Everyone lives happily ever after.

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Eggman appreciation thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe5RdCSRgvE

original desu desu senpai senpai s

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This fucking cat.
It's just an animal but it expresses such a realistic human feeling of disgust.

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What the fuck is wrong with me?

Why do people on /soc/ call me ugly, why am I always fucking lowest rated by all the raters while everyone else is deemed good enough in rate threads? Why am I a pathetic virgin? Please help me, I'm so miserable

I used to think I looked normal, decent even. I swear

Why the fuck doesnt anybody like me

/soc/ made me suicidal

The Internet has completely fucking destroyed my pride, my self worth, my confidence, my manhood, my life...

IM SUICIDAL

I HAVE OCD
DEPRESSION
BDD

IM IN THERAPY

IM ON MULTIPLE DRUGS

BUT IT DOESN'T HELP

I'm insane and all I want is to understand why I have to live a life without sex, love, companionship. Is that too much to FUCKING ask for?

The last real smile I made was almost half a year ago(pic related). I'm completely sick in te head thanks to the Internet's comments.

I'm fucking horrifying to look at, and it is gross

No actual female would ever even touch me, let alone want to talk to me, or comment my thread. I literally need to die.

I just want help, l'm so fucking sick

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>mother hasnt given me my GBP's for this week

What do anons im so fucking angry right now!

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>be me
>talking to a girl past month on snapchat
>switch to whatsapp, skype and phone
>notice she is really shy (read: autistic)
>she messages me all day on her own and seems really interested in me
>she tells me to come pick her up all the time and we talk about cuddling and sleeping together
>drive an hour to pick her up yesterday
>drive back
>she doesnt say almost anything
>she doesnt want to do anything so we just watch a movie
>she sits in front of me with her back turned towards me and she only replies like "haha" and "mhm" when i try to start a conversation
>she wants to go home after only TWO FUCKING HOURS
>drive her home
>"thanks for driving bye" and she gets almost before I can even answer
>drive back

4 hours of driving for this shit. I just messaged her I dont find last night repeatable. Atleast I gained some driving and life experience I suppose

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>in highschool
>be a super manlet
>try to ask a girl out
>she is one of the shortest girls in class
>still taller than me
>her girlfriend is standing next to her
>she is gigantic, like 6', major bitch Stacy but surprisingly good looking unfortunately
>before I could even finish my sentence the big Stacy bursts out laughing
>"Haha, Anon, don't you think you should grow a bit before trying to hit on her? Hahaha"
>she starts laughing too at me
>I walk away extremely embarassed, red faced, on the verge of crying
>ever since then have an extreme height humiliation and femdom fetish
>few days later try to talk to Stacy, about this bitch move she had
>ask her why did she do this, why is she so cruel, etc
>"lol what the fuck do you want Anon"
>call her a mean bitch
>"What are you so angry about?"
>then out of nowhere she randomly says
>"I bet your dick is so tiny you need a microscope just to see it! Haha"
>what the fuck, why did she say that, what's going on
>"Babydick, babydick, babydick!" she starts chanting while laughing
>I panic and run away, probably crying, my chest feels like it's about to explode, I feel dizzy, I need to vomit
>this incident gave me a major sph fetish and even harder femdom fetish
>5 years later, today
>the only thing I can fap to is either height humiliation, penis size humiliation or femdom porn, nothing else, nothing turns me on
and this is how one girl with 2 seemingly insignificant highchool incidents completely ruined my life and my chances with women

pic related, smug Stacy tattooed these absurd cruel fetishes in my brain for eternity, altered my brain chemistry permanently, so I can suffer for the rest of my life

t-thanks