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>hey, anon, i think we have some sand on our behinds. would you mind licking them clean for us?
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>>34985161
Fuck no. There's nothing worse than the feeling of sand or dirt in your mouth
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>>34985161
>the white grills disgusting ass implants
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>>34985205
I'd still bang her desu senpai
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>Learn HTML+CSS
>don't know what to make
>literally spent 3 hours trying to figure out what to make
What the fuck is the point if I have no imagination or idea what I'm going to do? This is why I stopped learning programming, music, art, and any other hobby that isn't auto pilot linear from point A to B. I can't figure this shit out on my own.
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>>34985131
make a portfolio website for yourself
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>>34985131
A good idea is to make shit that's actually useful for you.
Make your own 4chan image downloader, that's useful and probably would require a bit of research and learning at your level to make.
I started enjoying programming after I made my own my graphical scientific calculator because I got fed up with the shitty default windows one.
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>>34985584
This. Even though most of this type of programming will be reinventing the wheel (there's almost certainly an application that already exists for what you want), it's one of the best ways to learn to program. If you get particularly good at it, it gives you the opportunity to improve upon the existing application with features of your own.
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>>34985075
How can you be so oblivious that you don't notice a giant pile of shit right in front of you?
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>>34985075
hats off to him, that was slick as fuck
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>sharts in the mart
Must be American.
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>>34985126
He did notice it.
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STEP ONE HE SAYS WE NEED TO TALK
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>>34984995
I walk, he says, "Bend over. It's just a talk."
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>>34985079
I smile politely at the jew
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>>34985099
He pegs my anus right on through
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Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
> Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
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>>34984953
Why do people pretend star wars is some super deep movie that is hard to get into? It's fucking simple as shit and normie
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>>34984953
max cringe my guy
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>>34984953
The one in the middle looks like a man
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>mother has found the shit experiment
its all coming together lads.
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>>34984932
What experiment ?
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>>34985006
Don't you worry about what experiment. And he's not the only one. The chickens are coming home to roost, cuck.
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>>34985267
Sounds bad anon, I'd run to the mountains and set up camp
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>Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Feels. I'm Anon's teacher and I'm glad you could join me today so we can discuss your son's behavior.
>First, I want to share this report Anon made. Students were supposed to write about what they did over the long weekend. Is it really true that all Anon did was watch tv and play video games? Doesn't he have any hobbies or friends to play with outside the classroom?
>Next, take a look at this short story Anon wrote. He writes about himself becoming king and taking control of peoples lives, killing those who get in his way. This isn't the product of a healthy mind.
>Anon was also supposed to write about what talent he has, but he never completed the assignment. When I confronted him about this he started crying and saying he wasn't good at anything. This is a very worrying sign.
>Anon is a bright student who does well on tests, but school isn't only about grades. He never talks to or plays with other students and is always nervous when doing presentations. If this isn't fixed right away, Anon's in for a disappointing future.
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thank you for this quality OC, OP
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>>34984949
thank you very much for your kind reply Anon that was very gracious of you
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>>34984919
Except for the third line everything matches my life in 100%. That line is just way too edgy.
Nicely done Anon, made me think for a second.
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0mg!
THICCCCCC
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look at that thicc ass hot damn
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>>34984789
...this is a balloon
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>miranda entering the normandy.jpg
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Is my Tinder match THICC, bots?
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>>34984693
>Lgbt parade ribbons and nipple stickers
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she literally x-ray'd herself
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>>34984693
You can't tell, she's sitting. Her body fat is distributed at an abnormal angle from the picture. Chances are she's husky and has no ass. She might have OK tiddies though. I personally wouldn't find out.
NEXT.
Well robots, I'm going to go meet someone I've been talking to online. We click well through text but I have no idea how well this is going to workout in person, me being super awkward and all. Any tips?
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>>34984617
fuck off you god damn chad or failed normie
reee
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>>34984617
Check your hygiene and clothes. Hug her when you meet (it gives positive impression) and continue whenever you left off in online convo.
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>>34984653
Who should we follow?
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Why are women so Cruel?
How can you blatantly take advantage of someone without even batting an eye?
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Those socks tho
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>>34984570
Just like with the majority of women's flaws, it's not necessarily a problem with their gender but with the way society treats their gender. Women get coddled, protected and spoiled. This particular woman honestly believes that she deserves to be treated like a princess without having to do anything in return. She doesn't feel the slightest bit bad about it, because much like if she actually was a princess, she views it as her birthright as a non-ugly female. It's not like this is some fundamental part of the female psyche, it's ingrained in them by our culture. Women are so favoured by society at large that it ends up instilling in them a massive, bloated sense of entitlement.
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>>34984570
I'm thinking its the guy's fault here. He didn't have to offer to do all these things for her and is really putting the pussy on a pedestal in a way of saying. He needs to chill and not shower someone in gifts, thats not going to get you into someone's heart.
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There are plenty of woman hate around, but not nearly enough distaste for the spineless men who enable them.
Recent news in Neo Male Essentials:
https://www.indy100.com/article/divorced-father-post-facebook-ex-wife-viral-adorable-parenting-7588066
>divorced father raises kids to worship their mother - good little cucks like their father
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>>34984531
This is the root of the problem. Women perpetuate it, but the men that keep this shit going are the bane of my existence. They need to be stopped.
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Bumping the thread with a tribute to men with spines
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Another example of a beta male who needs some sense knocked into him:
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MarcoZ (ID: !!ycrzIG/Qkev)
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Hello eveyone, it's your favorite memeball team once again. Today we face off against a resurgent /vg/, which is on top of the group. We need to win to not be relegated, so today it's make or break. We are yet again the first match of the day, so make sure to tune in in twenty minutes.
17:00 GMT, 1:00 PM EST, 10:00 AM PST on Hitbox.
wiki: implyingrigged (DOT) info
/vg/ thread: >>>/vg/168766613
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Let's go. Winning with 2 points puts /r9k/ through.
And >tfw no gf is suspended is off the bench now, right?
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>>34984733
He will be on the pitch, yes.
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Beta uprising will begin tonight TODAY
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>be Jew
>live in Sweden
>have no luck with girls cause I cannot compete with all these tall broad shouldered blond and blue eyed motherfuckers
>fall in despair
>then one day, wake up
>realise I'm fucking Jew, from a land full of people like me, where I am considered average
So yeah, I'm going back home and marrying a Jewess.
Will that make me less of a robot? I mean, technically I completely failed to get me an attractive white lady.
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What city are you from?
originaru
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>>34984376
>Jewish Swede
Hi there Jake
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>>34984376
>>have no luck with girls cause I cannot compete with all these tall broad shouldered curly and brown eyed motherfuckers
fixed
>When I was little I thought my dad was a computer sorcerer who could constantly check the internet history of every device in the house from his computer
>When I wanted to fap I would either look at Wikipedia articles or go through google images and hope I find something lewd so if he saw I could say it was an accident
>First orgasm was to the Wikipedia page for "penis" on my PSP's internet browser
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>>34984282
>>First orgasm was to the Wikipedia page for "penis" on my PSP's internet browser
holy fuck
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>>34984442
I'm not joking. Somewhere on the page, or a related page was a picture of a guy with a fucked up boner that would bend at a 90 degree angle upward and for a long time I thought that's just what your penis looked like when you grew up.
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>>34984503
..but that IS how penises look, like a standing banana