STATS THREAD, GO
>AGE
>HEIGHT
>WEIGHT
>JOB
>MONEY
>EDUCATION
>VIRGINITY
>RELATIONSHIP
>HAPPYNESS
You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a pathetic loser.
34
5'7
154 lb
Doctor
200k/year
KV
Lonely
3/10 happiness
Theme song: I'm a loser babyyyyyy so why don't you kill me.
>>34986032
>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
6'4
>WEIGHT
200 lbs
>JOB
Circuit Board Repairman/Solderer
>MONEY
$20,000 in total
>EDUCATION
1.5 years of government funded education on how to fix circuit boards.
>VIRGINITY
I've been with 2 women my whole life.
>RELATIONSHIP
I have no one but my right hand and a pornhub subscription
>HAPPYNESS
I'm moderately okay with my life. Could be pretty bad but I'm alright.
>>34986121
>Circuit Board Repairman/Solderer
I didn't know rant existed as a job anymore. I thought most things were SMD and disposable. Ie. Cheaper to put in a new board from china than repair the old one. I do some hobby soldering. Eg. Guitar pedals. Do you use hot air or solder braid? Ever just destroy a board by lifting the traces? I have.
>When you realize that women want finacial stability and security
That's probably the reason why many of us don't gave gf. Normies will keep telling you "Itz all Abu confidence bruh " without telling you that stability is one of or maybe THE most important key to get a gf. This isn't high school anymore. You can't win a girl's heart with a mcDick job or packing up food cans at a groceries and lives with their parents. Maybe you're ugly or short, which can be outside factors to you getting laid, but if you're making from 4k+ a month and not in serious debt, it wouldn't matter too much unless you're chasing high maintenance women. No matter what, a nobody can ever deny that women want a man with money.
>want gender equality
>except in relationships men have to pay for everything
Nope nope nope.
Of course but this isn't new knowledge.
>>34985893
Exactly. Unless you have some actual thoughts about this, why post?
Honestly, it's men's fault for creating this situation, though. They buy into the whole "provider" myth, it's stupid. And women gloat over it. Sad, really.
i think being fat during my younger, formulative years fucked up my confidence and social skills and even though i'm pretty decent now i can't act normie
>>34985762
I used to be 300+ lbs, now i'm 180.joined the marines, going to boot in 2 months
>>34986449
Congrats dude, that takes a lot of guts
>>34986697
Thanks. Also I feel the same way. I look normal but I feel like a fat guy on the inside.
Fuck it. It's whatever. It'll probably take a few years to undo the damage that years of morbid obesity inflicted upon my psyche.
At what age am i supposed to give up?
I'm almost 23, never had a girlfriend, never even had a woman show interest in me.
the people at my job are starting to think I'm weird and talking about setting me up with "a nice girl to spend your money" because "guys buy stupid stuff with their money, and you make too much to spend it on video games and sushi for yourself"
I was thinking around 25, if I can't get something by then I'll probably kill myself. I have no interest in being with a fake woman some coworkers set me up with who wants me to drop everything I am and pay for her shit. I have no intention of taking on some single mother who wants a meal ticket. I just want a relationship.
I guess that's impossible for those of us cursed by sub-par genetics in this day and age of hedonism and female entitlement.
>>34985742
why not today?
origiainals
>>34985781
dying is hard and I'm too unmotivated and have a false sense of hope that if I keep living some day, something good is going to happen
but it's a cycle of bad on bad, hoping for something to end it
Honestly, don't bother, especially if you're well employed. Stack your cash, live small and bail out of society as soon as you can.
If you have blue eyes, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
If you have blond hair, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE A VIRGIN. Same with red hair, or light brown.
Women HATE these traits in men. And there is an infinite supply of the alternative for you. You never had a chance since birth. There's nothing you could've done.
Should blonde men just become traps then?
>>34985773
kill yourself homo trash
>>34985728
Blue eyes are very pretty though
>"Anon, is that you? I haven't seen you since high school! What have you been up to?"
>>34985722
Make the baby black and this might be funny.
>>34985722
Hey Stace, wanna let me have a go on dem titties?
>>34985722
Pepe wants his tittie milk mommie i want this left tittie *chomp chomp glrglrglrhrlrhrl*
Why do all the good black men only go for white girls?
>>34985694
black women are inferior
>>34985694
Not true, we love Asian women too.
The only ones that go for black girls do so because they literally have no other options. Of course exceptions for those with disgusting fetishes exist, but that is a tiny minority
>boss raised my employment fees
>>34985536
>employment fees
Explain this shit
>>34985723
In America you have to pay $20 (give or take) a day to rent your work shirt and about $5 a day to rent your name tag.
Some bosses are huge dicks and jack up the price, citing "inflation" as the reason, but they rarely increase your wage to compensate.
They offer overtime if you can't afford food (can't have employees dying of starvation, the cost of new name tags gets too high), but overtime work is paid at only .75% of your base wage.
It happened to me too...I'm sorry OP.
>>34985800
Man don't even troll about this shit. Working overtime during holidays would usually triple my paycheck just from an extra shift.
What is your religion?
>>34985516
I don't have one, am agnostic; not a cuck.
>>34985855
>agnostic
>not a cuck
Pick one.
I was raised with the strict catholic values without the death-cult part.
I consider myself a very prudish atheist
Stop being attracted to overweight girls.
i need something to grab while i ravage their assholes though.
skinny girls got nothing to grab. most skinny girls have small tits, too.
my last girlfriend was skinny and she started getting chubby before we broke up. i dont remember how many times i fucked her then, but she got obese after we broke up so i got her right before she went sour.
>>34985509
>>34983899
OPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP
>>34985757
You can find skinny girls who are less attractive than yourself.
Anyone else feel incredibly, utterly, and horribly bad for this girl?
>>34985462
LAIN SISTER A SHIT!!!! A SHIT!!!!!!!!!
heres best girl
>>34985462
I like her, OP!!!!
>>34985545
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I FORGOT THE IMAGE
>>34985545
SiIentoad (Silentoad, Silentoad)...
>>34985357
honest question. why is this song hated so much?
>>34985357
now watch me whip
now watch me maemae
now watch me whip
now watch me maemae
>>34985396
Do the danky meme (DANK!)
Do the danky meme (DANK DANK!)
How can we stop boys from liking virgin girls ? don't they realise it's just a meme?
>>34985342
Eventually they just get over it when they realize that there's nothing but leftovers for them.
It happened to me too.
nonexistent for her sure
fucking slut
>>34985342
Shut up stupid roastie
No quality man wants your busted vag after you're had 100+ nigger dicks stretch it out
>he doesn't play Dark Souls
>>34985285
Playing a overrated normie game.
Real robots play indie risk With fan base of 250 people
>>34985305
LMAO wat a casul
Bet you died on the tutorial
GIT GUD
>>34985285
I do play though.
frend call me bodedo, i feel sad, please make me happi agen
sorry to hear that, friendo
>>34985194
Here, take this,
It is original, as we know
>>34985286
thank you frind
i feel good in tummy, i feel warm and koozi