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>>34987317
Good Charisma, Can make people laugh, Genuine Kindness.

>>34987317
Money-if you have enough of it, you can get plastic surgery. If you have even more of it you won't need to.

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>>34987317
get fit, face gains are real dude, go check out fit and check out some of the facial gains that happen when fit. You can do it dude, fit bro says so!

>>34987271
Let's hug him

not your personal army, shit head

just stop watching it, I never even knew it existed until your retarded thread

mcfuckingkillyourself :D

Hunt the fucker down

C-cmon guys doesn't anybody wanna feel better? Here's a song by the way

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqO2zjL5Wk

>>34987336
If I wanted to feel better I wouldn't be here

>>34987345
Nobody wants to be depressed anon, they just don't know how to fix themselves

Try doing something constructive, even something really small

im 22 but im just 20 when someone ask, nobody has asked me in years tho except for some co workers, it really suck being so old ,not really old but those years wasted does make a difference, i wish i was 18

btw, you are in school? you mean high school ? why you wont graduate until 2022?

>>34987117
>people guess my age as 19
>am 26

>>34987208

I'm in community college and when I was 18 I was forced to work full-time and not go to college so I could avoid being homeless. I already had crippling social anxiety from my adolescent years which made me afraid to even enroll in school when I was in a position to do so. Wasn't until Fall 2015 I worked up the courage to enroll. Then, in Spring 2016, I wasn't able to go because I was again forced to work full-time to avoid being homeless.

Then, Spring I saved enough to attend full-time. Currently, I can't even attend because again working to avoid homelessness.

At the rate I'm going it'll take forever. I just want to go to school.

>>34987099
As long as your compensating and not truly content with being alone, then no, it's not the answer.

I don't understand people who willingly choose to start smoking. Your health is the most precious thing you will ever have in your life, your most valuable possession, and you make a conscious decision to erode that everytime you have a cigarette.

People that try to make the counter-argument "oh well you could get hit by a car anyway, "alcohol blah blah" are the types that have likely never experienced true sickness in their lives. Like, actual disease, deformity, severe injury and the agony that accompanies it.

>>34987099
The true answer to boredom and being alone isn't cigarettes, it's psychedelics like mushrooms/acid.

Hopefully during the time I am alive, this is something I want to bear witness to

Just wait for Islam to grow strong enough in Europe

>>34987089
Death penalty is going to be enforced for you guys soon. You better not be an offender.

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>had an orange for breakfast with some water
>worked out for 2 hours
>turned down roommates offer of getting me a burger while he was out
>thinkin bout havin a granola bar or makin a salad
oh boy it must suck not to have the willpower to make decisions for your body

>>34987083
what about your diet, anon?

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>>34987151
Dude your no better than op starving yoruself with this shit. You are gonna be a skinny fat no muscle which is the same as being fat.

You need to get a fucking meal plan that has the right amounts of protein, healthy carbs, healthy fats, etc.

How do I upload from phone desu

>>34987048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02a8Zg8Sl3q

>>34987048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzwxoP80zC

>>34987044
holy shit that shitskin is high as fuck
>I run two miles every day
must have a lot of energy when you're fucking tweaking

>>34987127
>she's playing with the phone

THAT WAS A FUCKING GIRL?!

>>34987044
>Mass deport illegals
>Build a wall
>Bring back middle class jobs
>Arrest George Soros

Then you can have that again.

>>34987020
>talk about my political opinion
I'm a natsoc, but without the extremely racist parts
just a bit of racism

>Maybe Trump has some good ideas lol

>>34987020
Add reading books and cooking and you have described my favote weekends

Is it still 2016 in Mexico?

>>34986902
>Pepe market
Old meme tbqh

nah, it's how they're raising the funds to pay for the wall, smart to be honest

>hes 21 and doesnt own velco strap new balances

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>>34986813
>20
>Everyone around me is growing shitty pube beards that look fucking awful
>They start roasting me because I stay clean shaven
>Ask the cucks if they even know how to wet shave
>Silence in the room

This whole generation of people growing up without fathers is really pathetic

>tfw 23 and still don't know how banks work
>no idea what an overdraft is, how a mortgage works, what 'APR' means, what a credit card means

I just get my money out and hope it's OK.

>>34986777
I've never used a "discord". All of these new goddamn formats are bullshit. Fucking Slack is IRC with pictures and it uses more system resources than HL2. Fuck anything that doesn't let you configure your own server.
>muh muh muh buh buh buh you're not so smart professionals do it better
I sure do trust the Pajeet you have on customer assurance over my own skills.

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>>34986777
>Be in sub discord of streamer
>Someone makes a quip at someone else that they're "here trying to recruit people into their faggot discord again"
>Pipe up, I want a gay discord
>They're a trap too
>Get sold on discord with cute traps I can talk about skincare and eyebrows with
>Get in
>He lied, it's generic gaming discord
>Like 5 faggots, 2 traps and everyone else is underage edgy normies
>Post my legs and get a shit load of attention instantly

Discord is a waste of time

>>34986819
stop being autistic and get off 4chan

>>34986751
>Jewish mysticism
Are you fucking serious laddo?

That should be enough of a reason for you to quit, goy.

>>34986772
Easy for you to say, but you aren't in the grips of their talking points.

>>34986814
>even considering their talking points

Laddo, if you really want to delve into human nature and meaning, just study writings from the enlightenment

>>34986725
*makes the assumption there aren't any girls smart or smarter than he is*

>acting like it's a choice you're single
Actually there's no girls who want to get near your grub infested dick

>>34986725
>>34986725
>Do you have a respectable job?
>Do you have your own place?
>Are you physically attractive?

If the answer to at least 2 of these questions is 'no' I can guarantee your 'smartness' has nothing to do with your lack of girlfriend.