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"WE DON'T FREE MINDS THAT ARE THIS OLD USUALLY"

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>working at supermarket deli
>unable to answer phones due to anxiety
>unable to open shop due to lack of processing speed (I have to make sandwiches at certain pace and I always take too long because I focus too much on making everything look neat)
>Boss giving me shit hours for only 3 days a week because of this
>barely enough money to make it through the week, impossible if I DON'T starve every other day
>most likely have aspergers
Is it possible for me to claim disability benefits if I get diagnosed? No meme here, being serious. I'm tired of feeling like a liability at work and I don't know how not to be. I struggle to hear and remember things and even talk properly and I hate it. I'm not cut out for it. I want to make enough money to save up and move out of my abusive household. Is this possible?

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>if you are attracted to this, you are a pedophile and a monster and deserve to hung
Why are people so retarded

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What's up with millennials and tattoos? It's becoming a rarity to find a girl who isn't tatted up.

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I hate this board. I can't relate to anyone here, because everyone here is a degenerate trap loving, neet, uber-autist. What about us people who aren't normies but aren't as hopeless as you? Where do we go?

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Why are black people so much better?

>always have fun
>never stressed
>perfect genes
>hairless body
>thinner and taller
>full as fuck hairlines and never ever go bald at this generations black doesn't go bald
>giant penis
>literally perfect master race

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>tfw can't smoke weed for a couple more hours without feeling like I'm wasting my entire day

Literally staring off into space until 5pm. This sucks.

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You're all trash.

You're not good people who are socially awkward, you're fucked up in the head. This isn't a place for good but lonely people to vent and relate. It's a cesspool of people who are socially isolated for a reason, that reason being they're scum.

And for the good people that have wandered into here, turn back. The people here are crabs in a barrel.

If you have difficulties with women, you won't get support on meeting better women and spotting toxic ones. You'll get poisoned with the petty mentality of viewing them all as bad.

If you're a NEET or just lost, you won't get guidance. You'll get mocked and encouraged to stagnate by people who are going nowhere and don't like the idea of someone else succeeding.

If someone left you out and it made you feel bad, don't expect empathy, expect derision. You think you felt bad from how someone you knew treated you? Wait til you get a load of how these assholes here mock you.

To the people who respond to people so negatively here, this isn't /b/. Unlike there, posts here aren't assumed to be fictional. These are real people dealing with real problems.

Again, to the good folks, until things change and the flood of derisive replies are done away with, the good responses are too rare. Be good to yourself. Practice self awareness, and understand that expecting mistreatment isn't normal, and you can fix that. Look to other places that make you feel confident that you can do away with toxic relationships, can make the choice of bettering yourself, can mature your expectations and not take it hard when you think someone leaves you out.

Until things change, fuck this place.

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I would attend it.
But what would the message be?

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Is she what you would consider "thicc"?

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>tfw you will never suck a cute mangirl's porksword

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Do you know what thread we didn't have since a long time ?

A fucking thread for long haired robots.
Share your tips, stories, facts, cool shit to make this thread a nice thread hopefully.
And also complain about shit genes, I have really thick curly hair it's like in a middle ground between afro and wavy long hair what the fuck.

Reminder : Long hair is the apex of the robot.

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>Hold on bill
>Y-you can go fuck yourself!

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"So which of us are you going to invite to prom, Anon?"

"You are going to prom, aren't you?"

How do you respond?

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>create new thread
>leave it