Gay anons, would you suck this?
It's looking right at you.
"there's something alive in here"
>>34990794
>dune_worm.jpg
i've been on this website too long to recognize the original thread that was in
How do I become a QT trap without going to a doctor?
>inb4 go to a doctor
>inb4 dont become a trap
I know you can do things like eat soy, eat peppermint, and make other dietary changes. What are some other things you can do? Are there any good OTC meds you can buy to help speed things along?
You can buy woman pills on the internet like all the other traps do.
>>34990836
Point me to resources nigga
>>34990783
go to an informed clinic and say you want to start hrt, or buy the meds online.
look at the mtf general in /lgbt/ and ask there
>you will never eat out a girl's asshole
thank god, I am not some filthy pig
Boy am I sad that I won't get poopy fecal matter on my tongue
Has the ass meme gone too far?
What are some quality YouTubers you follow, r9k? Preferably interasting vloggers. Something like pic related.
>inb4 bait
No, I legit think he has some cool content.
>>34990726
Casey is a fag. He's a fucking jew and a terrible role model. The guy isn't knowledgible in any useful area but still thinks his opinion is valid when he talks about something. He should kill himself desu.
All vloggers are kind of shit, even let's players have went down the drain massively and just sell out, giving true entertainment to attract the mainstream. Wish I could help you out with some good yt channels Opie, maybe someone less autistic than me will post a good one. Really long bumperino
t.Casey Neistatstein
I'm sorry, I really can't watch that guy without constantly thinking about how hideously ugly he is.
edups me favrit utoover
Styxhexenhammer666 is /pol/ meets /r9k/
>pull down boyfirend's penis
>/soc/ timestamp written on his penis
GETOUGET OUT GETOUTTTTTT
\CAPSPOSTING IS BESTPOSTING
>>34990679
>pull down boyfirend's penis
sounds painfulthank you for bringing back this meme though
Fags out
Blown out roastie asd
>took my dad's virginity
Please post green text.
>>34990653
>My dad's
>virginity
>wtf.png
>wtf(1).png
>Hol'up.
>Oh god no.
>OH GOD NO.
>>34990653
what, my dude? Bumping and lurking.
>tfw had a dream where I had sex with a trap and they started pegging me
>it was really hot
Guess I'm bi now
>>34990633
Yup. See you at pride, fag.
>>34990633
It's not pegging if you're getting fucked in the ass by an actual dick, you're just getting fucked in the ass.
>>34990633
Yeah that's pretty gay... Have fun trying to repress these feelings anon.
>hey anon, how come a cutie like you is still single?
>>34990587
I am sociopath and narcissist.
Now, wanna catch a movie?
>>34990587
I decided for myself not to get a gf until i am 100% sure that i can give her the time and attention she deserves
Right now i have to concentrate on my studies and my career
I can get a gf whenever i want
>>34990587
Because I'm fat master race
Now get away from me you skelly bitch before I clock you
>family has been gone for two whole days now
>they're not answering the phone
>they left without saying a word
Uhhhh guys?
>>34990489
They abandonned you anon.
You have us at least
What are you waiting for? This is your chance. Go fap in the living room.
>>34990489
That's scary that that's scary to you. Are you dependent on them?
Hey fellow robots, is anyone else here trying to improve their life here? What areas are you trying to improve in?
>>34990101
I started recently, I've been trying to run and lift and push myself out of my social comfort zone.
>>34990101
I'm trying to loose weight and work on my career in music.
So far I'm down 15 pounds and I'm putting together a Jazz/Funk band to play in the city
trying to gain weight and confidence
I keep obessing over an ex, and i feel the only way to forget her is to replace her, but i cant find a gf right now because i look and feel like cheese
who /shitty Iife/ here?
reporting in, got into a car accident i'm now crippled. i can use a walker for short distances. doctors are talking about doing some surgery for my legs so i can walk on my heels.
>>34990184
im a 13 year old nigerian kid who stole the phone im using from the white man. i havent had a meal in weeks. how dare you complain about your situation?
I left my $85k a job to just fuck around. I'm currently working a construction job and drinking every day
The Getting Hit in the Balls Stories Thread
>>34990079
I once got hit in the balls with a football, it fucking hurt.
>>34990079
I fucking hate this fetish, because I have it too.
>>34990099
american football ? where ?
who here /freshly shaven/ ?
there can't possibly be a better feel than getting rid of facial and pubic hair.
widening the gap between glorious humanity and filthy animals.
>>34990071
Humans are filthy animals shaved or not
>>34990071
Was with you until the p word.
Weirdo.
>>34990112
>>34990094
found the neanderthals
Why can't anime girls be real? I'm lonely and just want one as a friend to talk to because real people are awful.
>>34990065
I just want to be an anime grill
Anime girls wouldn't want to talk to socially awkward cucks either
>>34990065
>anime girls
>real
they wouldn't be anime girls if they were real, would they?
>Been almost obsessed with the idea of returning to childhood again lately, hate everything about being an adult
>See this little shit in Maid Dragon
>Can do magic and is from a long line of mages
>Is cute and young, could probably stay that way forever with strong enough magic
>Is taken care of and loved by a caring busty onee-san dragon girl
I'm so fucking jealous I don't know what to do. I want his life so bad. What should I do? It hurts so bad, maybe if I killed myself I'll reroll into a life like that
>wanting to commit suicide over a cartoon
>>34990026
It's not a real person anon-kun
>>34990644
>>34990638
But it hurts anon I want her to be real. I want to be little and cute and live with Lucua and have her tease me and laugh about me getting flustered and love and protect me