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>A United States aircraft carrier strike group has begun patrols in the South China Sea amid growing tension with China over control of the disputed waterway and concerns it could become a flashpoint under the new U.S. administration.

>China's Foreign Ministry on Wednesday warned Washington against challenging its sovereignty in the South China Sea.

>The U.S. navy said the force, including Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson, began routine operations in the South China Sea on Saturday. The announcement was posted on the Vinson's Facebook page.

S-should we worried about this, robots? I know nothing about politics and marine laws
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Like you said, you know nothing faggot.
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>>34991319
Haha, I'm sure glad I didn't vote for Killary and that war with Russia.
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>>34991319
>The announcement was posted on the Vinson's Facebook page.
why does an aircraft carrier need a facebook page?

Does it have a twitter too?

@trump can't want to bomb the Chinese! LOL! #killallchinks

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Anyone else have literally no friends at all? Family doesnt count (mom, dad, grandma, etc)

how do you spend your freetime without going crazy from boredom? im thinking i might go get some chewing tobacco later to pass time
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I watch Twitch and spend time here, the illusion keeps me sane. Although, since I go outside often, I'm constantly reminded why I'm better off without friends.
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>>34991308

Haven't really had any friends since leaving school. Just mainly play vidya and fap. Drink a lot as well.
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>>34991308
Waste life on the internet, fap. Sometimes I go out for a walk at night.

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What's for dinner robits 02/19
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>>34991303
Don't eat meat dude... jesus
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really excited to take a bite out of this!
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>>34991303
How fat are you ?

Comment of origin.

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How many likes do you have on your Facebook profile?

>if over 5 you are not a robot
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>>34991296
6, wh@t am I?
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I dont have one.

This probaly isn't orignal fjdjd
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>>34991296
>Having a facebook profile in the first place

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Its always been my fetish to be squashed by women that are massive. Post pics like related pls
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is that Blythe? penggggg

I wish I were shorter because I'm not living in true femdom nirvana, as the true manlets are.
On the other hand, if I were shorter, I'd be shorter than my dad. That wouldn't be ideal either.
I guess the best thing would be to be a tiny orphan. At least I'm only 5'10", which isn't huge, and quite lean.
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>>34991428
Ya im like 5 foot 9 but im skinny af to make it up a lil
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>>34991481
have you ever been with a girl like that? out of my nine, seven have been taller and heavier than me, only two have been shorter and lighter
with those two, I close my eyes and think of big girls

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There are two types of people in this world: molesters and molestees.

I prefer to be the molester.
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>>34991224
I'd totally let her molest me desu senpai
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>>34991224
who is thisss
pls
PLSSS
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>>34991323
No.

Originaru.

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Just did something absolutely devilish lads

DEVILISH
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>>34991221
Watched porn with your mum?
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>>34991221
Make a thread and never reply in it?
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>>34991221
Greetext it faggot.

ROOOOOO I ACCIDENTALLY GOT CHICKEN JALAPENO HOT POCKETS INSTEAD OF PEPPORONI JALEPANO WHEN MOMMY TOOK ME TO THE STORE ROOOOOOOO I HATE MYSELF ROOOOOOOO
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Had a good chuckle over this one

Good post
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>>34991215
>>34991215
FUCKING NORMIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GOD DAMN FUCKING NORMANS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i saw anime-girl feet somewhere and got really horny and went to shove things up my ass in the shower

it felt really good and i wanted to be a girl and suck cock

only tru r9k users will know this feel

i just want a daddy to cut my balls off and have him force me to suck 5 cocks while i wear a maid uniform
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I feel you OP...sometimes when I see anime feet I'm thrown into an uncontrollable fit of furious masturbation

No fap is fucking impossible
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I sort of know it too OP. It's low level enough that I'm also hoping I can ignore it. Maybe I'll write a manifesto and kill myself.
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>>34991144
do you dream about sucking on girl feet, or would you prefer to have the girlfeet and rub your soles on boy's faces and penises?

as a poorfag liveing in burgerstan moving into his first apartment is it worth it to buy a kotatsu?
it looks comfy as fuck but i don't know how much a good one would cost or which ones are good.

>should i buy one and which one would you guys recommend.
what other furniture would you guys recommend
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>>34991139
Actually, buy one and make forts with it. Take photos of you in said fort and post it on social media. Invite women over to chill in the fort. Fuck them in said fort.

Worked for me. I plowed through at least 15 girls.
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>>34991139
>poorfag liveing in burgerstan moving into his first apartment

>"hurr durr is it worth it to start buying frivolous shit I don't need"

Fucking idiot.
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>>34991139
>>34991181
Just make sure you have a TV in there to watch movies / TV series and a fan to keep it from getting too hot.

Thank me later.

>have unprotected sex with a tranny from adultfriendfinder last night
>wake up sweating all over and the worst headache of my life
>their page is deleted

S-should I be panicing
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>>34991055
Duh u got the AIDS bruh
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Just re-evaluate your whole life nigga
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>>34991055
What a dumb fuck.
oorriiggiinnaall

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>tfw my dad is yelling at me again about not being able to drive and asked me, "do you want to be the only 23 year old who doesn't know how to drive?"
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>>34990952
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree senpai.
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I love having epilepsy and having the excuse that it's too dangerous
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>tfw 20 and still no driving license
>ano no gf
>still with living with mom

I am already laughing stock for all my colleagues.

You guys know you'll never truly pleasure a woman until you get good at eating pussy, right? You guys know that right?
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>I live to please women!
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>>34990935
Pleasuring women is for fucking cucks, as indicated by the previous post.
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>>34990991
>>34991060
>dicklet excuses

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Is it possible to be /fit/ without being a chad?
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>>34990911
>>34983360
I think this is the answer you're looking for
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Yes, lifting don't make up for ugly face/shitty social skills.
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i think the better question is if it's possible to be a chad without being /fit/

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whats some fun shit to do? i enjoyed watching roses videos after i heard of her on here but besides that ill just and listen to music. i get bored alot and sometimes just sit at my computer refreshing this board

any advice
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>>34990806
They all fake Dr PR?????
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>>34990806
>whats some fun shit to do?
>has access to the internet
You would have to be a moron to fail this task.
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>>34990806
Play vanilla wow
Build a trap collection
Fap with robots on discord
Fap
Eat
Watch Inuyasha
Try a prostate orgasm
Drink
Make anGrindr account

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