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I am as short as a middle school girl 2017-02-19 11:01:31 Post No.34991806
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I am as short as a middle school girl
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2017-02-19 11:01:31
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Middle school girls are about as tall as adult girls, so don't worry family member, you'll be fine.
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>>34991881
T-thank you kawaii anon. ;_;
I'm just feeling really low today. Tired of being myself.
Hope you have good feels today desu.
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Why don't you just kill yourself then? The only thing short man are good at is making flowers grow.
Anyone else have a weird obsession with school shooters?
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>>34991795
no but I thought dylan and eric where p cool. I wanted to blow my school up years ago heh, edgy me as a young teen. I obv did not blow my school up but w/e, I understand where they where coming from.
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>>34991795
Yeah I watch documentaries on this kinda shit all the time, I wanna study criminology at some point too also pic related looks like moon man
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>>34991795
it's not weird unless you're planning to follow in their footsteps.
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>tfw wasn't born in a perfect world
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A world without living well endowed dickgirls is by definition invalid.
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>>34991690
I'm not worried. Once we spend time in the vast nothing again I think we will find paradise.
I just hope it's a bit less gay.
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>>34991690
>tfw you don't live in a world where dickgirls are the leaders of society and you have to submit to then
Why even live?
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How are you supposed to find a partner when you're cursed with Greek foot?
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are you a dude
probably
but your feet are hot
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>>34991682
Real sad that your pretending to be a woman online. Pathetic tier trolling
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>>34991682
You could try chloroform. Or just wear boots all the time, you sasquatch.
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How can I incorporate minimalism into my life?
Have you tried yet?
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>>34991644
>Step 1: Make a list of everything you need
>Step 2: Get rid of everything not on the list
>Step 3: Live a minimalistic life
No, I've not. It sounds hella retarded.
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Yeah I live it. Pretty much just got the minimal shit I need to survive and still look modern. My laptop is like a $400 Thinkpad, my car is a 2007 sonata, built like a brick house, and most of my clothes are no name basic stuff. I like to look poor while actually having money in my bank account
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Cut down on stuff you don't need. Like, whenever are you gonna use two forks at the same time?
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Will President Trump be the great president of all time?
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>>34991603
He already is the greatest president.
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>>34991603
Dubs says yes sir
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>>34991603
nah he'll have one term and then be remembered as a weird time in American history
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The voices start talking again!
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>>34991511
They won't stop talking!
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>>34991511
>the sleep paralysis incubis starts molesting you again
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>The closet goblins Stole the rectum recepticap again
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Anyone other NEETs still living with parents ever played "I want muffins"?
Basically you just repeat "I want muffins" over and over again until you get them. Refuse to say anything else at all just I want muffins I want muffins I want muffins I want muffins I want muffins I want muffins.
It's funny to make them they freak out and rush to the shop.
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I'm not quite on that level of autism and shamelessness but I wish I was.
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/r9k at its finest
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>>34991496
I play the muffin game all the time but with deli meat instead.
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>tfw no depressed girlfriend who i can protect and save from a life of misery
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>>34991495
>who i can protect and save from a life of misery
You already did this OP, since you are not her bf
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>>34991495
Don't do it
>2014
>have gf
>constantly depressed and uncaring
>me being sweet shows her there is still hope
>happily date for a few months
>as her moral rises she becomes increasingly more distant
>basically turns into a normie Stacey
>one day she doesn't say good morning and she tells me she's out with 5 of her guy friends watching one of them do a "mud race" which according to her was a race in the mud somewhere
>it was 40 degrees and raining outside that day and I couldn't get her to go for a walk when it was 65 and breezy a week before
>tell her to fuck off because we're done
tldr you'll save her from killing herself (which my ex actually tried to do once towards the beginning of our relationship) but you'll end up getting cucked in the end once you rescue her.
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>>34991591
how did you meet her? i would like one who has no friends but is cute.
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Why does being called a good boy make me feel so nice? Not in a pet kind of way, but more in a parental way
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Can confirm it feels great, only had it said to me through a text but i still got a huge rush.
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>>34991480
I like this too, it's not even purely sexual but makes my heart feel good
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I secretly want this
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>tfw I fell in love with my bearmode step dad
>tfw I lust after the man that raised me
>tfw my mom is a dumb cunt and my (biological) father is druggie vagabond
>but my stepdad is my hero
>the most reliable and supportive person in my life
>and I fantasize about sniffing his arm pits jizzing all over his big musclegut every night.
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Bump. Please help me robots.
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>>34991453
>sniffing his arm pits jizzing all over his big musclegut every night.
just do it and see what happens
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>>34992727
I have gotten a few whiffs of his pits before. Their very rich with his musk.
However I can't just whip out my dick and cum on him. I imagine humping his belly and froting my dick against it.
Get in here and discuss why you wish you were living in /BEST DECADE/
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>we would still be fighting the commies instead of letting them take over our Society
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>>34991412
80s were great but 90s were overall better.
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90s were better though. You had the untainted internet and a better selection of videogames. Plus you could get in on Magic the Gathering before it got big and infested with casual women and normies.
I'm a fucking cold hearted bitch, to most people besides Jeremy,Maranda, Jose, Connor, Destiny, Dennis, Izzy, Charley, Logan, and Sciana other then them I could care less who the fuck you are. I am Emily, writer, photographer and model. I am who I am and that's who I want to be you dont like it? well fuck off then. Will I ever change? I highly doubt it but if I just happen to it will be for my own benefit, because I want to and not to please any of you little fuckers.I am self conscious for the most part I know I should't be but, I can be very coincided at times that's mostly when I am in a relationship which I am soon to be in one hopefuly. I am a Camwhore even when I look like shit most of the time that camera is my fucking life and it just seems so love me. My cam whore buddy is Connor. That is my bestfried right there and my ex ya I know that is not normal to be best friends with your ex boyfriend but hey, i'm not even close normal and neither is he. I am sure most of you are still like da fuq? Yes I am BEST FRIENDS with my ex and dont feel for him like I used to. You don't like that either? Suck my right nut cause I have no fucks to give ya. I am Bisexual and proud to be you don't like that either? Ya, I still have no fucks to give you. I might be coming off as a bigtime bitch but you know what I do it for my own sake. I am honestly one of the nicest people if you get on my good side if your on my bad side oh all hell will break lose
Music:It varies l mostly like radiohead muse swans my bloody valentine
Marilyn Manson etc
Like- anything that makes me happy like Jose the most amazing little brother ever the bitches listed above basically are my life.
Dislikes- rude ignorant people, bad grammar, asshole, idiots, morons, Homophobic dicks, the fucking world and all of the bitches it contains.
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typical pretty little princess roastie
didnt even have to read past the first 5 words
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are you larping or someshit because i feel like im reading something a schitzo wrote trying to impersonate some girl
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>>34991401
O boi watch out, I almost cut myself on that edge.
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normies ruined my camping trip 2017-02-19 10:36:46 Post No.34991368
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normies ruined my camping trip
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>be tired of society and normies
>plan to have a comfy weekend in the woods alone
>get there, set tent and everything
>after some hours I walk a bit away to see around and take a shit
>in the middle of it I heard voices
>still squating when 2 chads and 2 stacies walk by
>one of the stacies seems to have seen me
>nevermind, go back to tent
>start thinking about the stacies (they were hot and wearing reavealing clothes)
>get into tent to jerk off
>clean up with toilet paper and fall asleep
>fall asleep
>Suddenly be awakened by someone outside my tent
>some fucking ranger or something
>scolds me for taking a shit near the path instad of using the restrooms at the base
>looks at my creampied toilet paper
>says I must leave at once or he'll call the law
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>>34991368
>he'll call the law
what's the frontier like these days anon?
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>>34991368
Just find a more secluded area for camping.
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>>34991368
Next time don't go camping at a tourist weekend spot and don't take a shit next to the trails you dumb idiot retard autist moron
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I want a grill to fuck me with a strapon
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get a girlfriend (male) instead
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>>34991641
But I want a gf (female)
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>>34991721
That's pretty normie. Not even kinky anymore