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i just wanted to tell you that im responsible for making r9k into b 2.0
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who are you and what is a b 2.0
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Why is a pretty young thing like you wasting time on this shit board?

Your womb could be filled with Valiant Nordic seed right this very moment. Our people needs young soldiers for the future race war.
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>>34993874
and how the fuck are you gonna prove that

little baiting fuck

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Why are all women whores?
>girl shows interest in me after I got /fit/
>she likes good vidya
>she watches good anime
>she's a conservative
>turns out to to be a massive slut
>cut contact with her
I'd rather be alone forever than touch Chad's leftovers.
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you never got fit and this never happened. girls dont like you. you don't have friends. you're not good at anything. you're just a robot. fuck off
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>>34993861
How did you find me on this board? You couldn't leech me so now you go after my robots and fitiziens? Roasties... Ugh
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>had 2 or three boyfriends never cheated

OMG NOT A VIRGIN AT 20+???? FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE REEEEE stfu faggot kys

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I want a gf so fucking bad. I'm not even meming I just want to talk to a cute girl so badly. I don't know any girls and I've never even had anything close to a girlfriend. I've resorted to Tinder, which I fucking suck at, never get matches and when I do it's either a bot or they give slow cunty replies.

I'm so desperate I started adding girls off /soc/ and needless to say, nothing came of it.

I don't know what to do, I have no social ties to girls and I don't have anyone to go to a club or anywhere with. God I just want a girl
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I know that feeling anon. I'd really like a nice introverted gf to hang out with. I feel really lonely, and undesirable all the time because of this shit.

Lets brain storm some shit in this thread to try and get ourselves gfs.
I was thinking dance classes, as most people show up by themselves, there's more girls than guys, and you get to rotate and dance with a whole bunch of girls, and its a cool fun skill, but that'd be an activity for really extroverted gals I'd imagine.

What do the quiet introverted qts like to do?
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Do you have friends anon, do you bother with your life?
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>>34993772
>I'm so desperate I started adding girls off /soc/
Jesus anon, you reached a new low.

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I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO FUCKING SCHOOL!
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>>34993764
It's time for bed, get off the computer kiddo
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>>34993790
I'm 26 you faggot
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>>34993812
>school
>26

You better be getting your PhD

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ITT: we admit the Most autistic shit we do that we have gotten used to already to the point where its normal for us

>I draw my little pony characters
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>>34993751
why not post a pic, anon? what could go wrong?
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>>34993751
I draw them too and even sketched some ponyporn for /pone/, wanna see?
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>>34993751
When I get my underwear off (FOR BATH, NO SEX ! ) I pick it up with my feet, throw in in the air and pick up with my hand

like a ninja

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>"there is a reasonable probability the world will experience such an outbreak in the next 10-15 years"

Are you scared robots? or are you ready to embrace it?
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It would be in a nigger country so I have nothing to worry about.
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>>34993744
'xactly

it's only terrorism if white people are dying.
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>>34993705
The US will be fine.

It's India that's going to get fucked

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With whom do you live? I live with my mom only.

2 years and im out and free.
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>>34993589
Why don't you stay with your mom and keep her happy? It'll make her really sad if you leave her.
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moving out is just meme and only cooking will be new thing
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>tfw had to move in with your ex-wife because you've got no family other than the kids

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>>34993585
so what's the story behind that pic anyway
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>>34993610
Japanese man being kept alive after a horrific accident involving radiation.
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>>34993610
IIRC some gook was exposed to a ton of radiation because of a nuclear power plant failure or because of some radioactive material going supercritical spontaneously. Most of the cells in his body lost the ability to reproduce so he basically melted because his body couldn't repair his dead cells. His last words were "Please kill me" but the jappos kept him alive because they were not allowed to euthanise people. He survived for 1-3 months in that state.
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>>34993610
google "hiroshi ouchi"

HowIsThisNotOriginal!

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Hikikamori ONLY exist in Japan, this British guy says so. http://accmag.com/the-mystery-of-the-missing-million2002/

If you aren't Japanese it is impossible to have this condition. If you act this way and are not Japanese you're just a huge faggot.

Discuss.
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>British

Why would I listen to an inferior people?
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>>34993606
You know, for a group of people that is so good at exiting, they never exit this board. Makes you think
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>>34993647
At least they'll never get suck in their room demanding tendies.

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How's your gaming experience going anon?

>pirated a shitload of games
>barely touch the vast majority of games i have and actually play only a select few
>realize that i hate gaming and wonder why consolefags are autistically obsessed with their shitty exclusives
>overclocking my CPU was satisfying but then i remembered that video games are shit

Mine's going swell. It's almost a reflection of my life
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>>34993545
have you played:

the witcher 3
alien isolation
resident evil 7
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finally I completed the bioshock trilogy
I want to play to the moon and owlboy
about to start metal gear rising.
having some problems with the elite four in pokemon platinum and i want to play the world ends with you after i finish this one.
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Got no pc (would just collect dust in corner) and ps3 servers will shutdown anytime soon.

I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little baby to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>34993533
You're not a woman, you're a cuck who probably listens to sissy hypno and jacks off to the thought of having a black master
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>>34993815
>replying to this bait
Weeeeeew laddy just another day on r9k
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>>34993862
I've seen the pasta before, but OP is an unironic cuck who you could turn into a tranny. I just wanted him to understand that I knew that.

Did Shinji shave? Or was he just so low test he didn't even grow facial hair?
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Nigga he was 13-14
Not many boys have facial hair at that age
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He was only 14 desu, what can you expect.
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Shinji being asian and young, it isn't unbelievable that he has no beard yet.

That, or he shaved out of screen. After all we don't see him take a shit either.

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>"Bye, killa"

wat do?
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>>34993488
in reality, probably cry and feel personally attacked despite it being friendly banter
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The fuck???
I watched this movie today for the first time.
Cool movie.
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stare and write about it later on my diary.

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dicks are so much better than vaginas
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>>34993461

ikr? That's a nice one too.
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not imo

vaginas look awesome
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That feel when no boyfriend dick to suck
Why wasn't I born Norwegian?

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At what age did you realize that socialism doesn't work?
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45

Wagie for 20+ years.
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4chan is socialist
4chan works
checkmate
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>>34993419
go back to /pol/

socialism is the end game of our planet

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