Would you have liked to be a writer, robots? You get to stay inside, being alone all day is socially acceptable, be creative with your time etc.
I always thought it would be comfy as heck
I want to be a writer. I want to write fantasy fiction. I know everybody wants this, but I still do because of my own reasons not because I am a kid who likes dragonlance.though dragonlance is a classic
>>34994404
Goddamn man
I want to be a writer so bad, even if it kills me, but holy shit I need to get better at descriptions. All I have is concepts, but I'm really excited.
Does anyone else not see the point of getting a girlfriend?
Haven't you already realized the true nature of women?
They'll never really love you the way you love them. If your looks fade, she'll leave you. If your status goes away she's gone in the wind. Sometimes she'll just leave you cause she's just a whore who wants to try more cock.
The solution to overcoming loneliness and sexual frustration comes with two steps.
1) Masterbate to porn a lot. Save up money for escorts each month and do whatever you want with them. Its fast, convenient, and there's no tricks. Absolutely nothing wrong with paying for it, don't let society's bullshit fool you. If you pay for escorts, normal women can't control you with their vagina, which is why cucked normies look down upon it.
2) Make a lot of friends. Guy friends. Hang out each weekend, have a good time. These are true comrades, they won't backstab you, they won't trick you. This helps loneliness. Do not under any circumstances make female friends, they always make awful friends. Females are just awful people in general.
>>34994384
I have no desire for a gf. Even if I could aquire one, it would be way too much work, and would inevitably end in disappointment. Fuck women.
>tfw I get to spend my whole life doing whatever I want to do without ever having to take a roastie whore's stupid desires or emotions into account
Honestly, if you fall for the gf meme, you are retarded.
I've had mutiple gf's and it's pretty pointless yeah
Just wish I didn't have a sex drive desu. I have no desire for a gf ever but maaturbation is a distraction. I end up doing it at least twice a day, sometimes 5. The only thing I actually enjoy in life is food desu.
I can't imagine having to always text someone or tell them what I'm doing. If I ever do get a gf I'd like to just see them once a week or so, but this obviously wouldn't happen. All my friends' gf's are all needy as fuck. Constantly texting them and get annoyed if they reply late. This sounds like hell to me. I've tried explaining this to other people but they just assume I'm gay. Seriously feel like I was born on the wrong planet or something.
i bought a really old girl scout uniform though and it fits me really well
You look like shit /soc/ whore
>>34994361
What's her Tumblr and does she have porn? We know it's not you, op.
>>34994361
>i bought a really old girl scout uniform though and it fits me really well
yeah but can we see your penis though?
>moved out of my mom's house 8 years ago when I was 19
>brother of same age also moves out
>we go seperate ways
>I float the idea that we should be roommates half jokingly
>he laughs
>haven't seen or talked to him in 8 years
>my best childhood friend, my brother, could be dead for all I know
We may have had our fights, and I know I never said it, but I love you more than anybody else in the entire world. I want to talk to you again. We never truly had any deep conversations, we only ever joked and toyed with each other. I wouldn't even know what to say to you if I called. I just want to be young children again and have you standing at my side like brothers do.
I miss you brother.
I miss you too, derik
You're hitting me with the feels anon..
I have a twin brother who also is a neet feelsgoodman
I need a male perspective on something, and what board has more males?
My boyfriend and I rarely have sex (every six months or less, one time we went nine months). I told him it seemed like he was asexual and he got mad at me.
Once or twice a week in bed we make out and fondle each other, but it seldomly progresses past that.
My sister gave me 4 condoms out of her purse at Christmas and we haven't used any of them, they are still in the bedside table drawer.
Is this normal? I don't have a high sex drive but I thought that a man would so I worry he simply doesn't like me that much.
You want insight into the male libido from horny permavirgins?
Go to r/AskMen
>>34994273
He's depressed and not talking about it. Help him change his routine and get him active. He'll get it back.
>>34994273
He's gay. Should probably confront him about this and dump him
ITT:
What should we do for retribution day?
I know it's far away but it's good to be prepared
I originally planned to invade HWNDU but it got shut down, idk, should we invade any vidya forum or some shit, we gotta do something for the supreme gentlemen.
r9k should be filled with Rodger threads, it'll only be right. Also I'm going to buy a vanilla latte in his memory. Maybe I'll throw it someone and run, who knows
>>34994186
What day is it on?
Too lazy to look it up desu
>>34994443
May 23, it's a Tuesday.
For all my german robots,
next month weed will be legal.
>>34994162
Ja sicher wird es dass...
Too bad drugs are haram in islam and since the greens support illegal muslim mass immigration... Heheh
>>34994162
is weed better or worse than booze?
also can you give proofs
>Higgins is only ~160cm
Ireland is officially the most manlet-friendly nation.
>>34994056
Kek, the Irish really are niggers, huh. Look at them, they all look like Slavs.
>>34994277
We're also 93.6% white. The UK in comparisan is 87% white. The US is only ~70% white, so you most likely live in a more nigger country.
>>34994056
are those soldiers guarding his pot of gold?
Explain yourselves smokers, why do you continue to kill yourself to get your nicotine fix when there is an alternative that is safer and gives more nicotine?
copenhagen dip and eedman chew have always made me throw up
tried if again last week and this happened
>>34994062
Don't do dip man, that shit is poison loaded with fucking chems.
>>34994174
is smoking 2-3 cigs a day ok? ive been doing for like a year
MOMAAAA
I DON'T WANNA DIEEEE
SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT AAAAALL
chump
AHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BELIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
them booooooooooooooooooooooones ahhhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
So you think you can stone and spit in my eye?
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?
OOOOOOOOH
BABYYYYYYYYYYY
Why don't you dress nicely?
>>34993967
I can't into fashion at all
>>34993967
Why is that guy's right hand backwards
>>34993988
Simple
Chinos
Loafers
Ralph Lauren casual shirt
>younger sister's phone breaks
>parents rightfully don't want to pay up for a new one while hers is getting fixed
>tell her to just put her SIM card in my ancient iphone from like 5 years ago
>nothing wrong with the phone, i just switched to an android a long time ago
>she does
>think nothing of this
>she comes into my room 30 minutes ago
>OMG ANON HAHAHAHA
>shows me safari
>has typed "you" into the url bar
>a shit ton of youporn links
>mfw i never cleared the history
>mfw my sister has seen all the porn i watched 5 years ago
>period of my life where i was really into ripped videos of camgirls
Have any of you ever had your family discover your fap material?
What happened?
>>34993939
They realize you're human and everyone laughs because it's apart of life.
The End.
>>34994003
My evangelical christian mom found a picture of some girl in a bikini I downloaded and grounded me for a month and made me talk to my youth group minister about it.
I was 14.
>>34993939
Tell your sister that masturbation is a healthy, natural thing to do and that it's okay for her to do it, too.
>cute e-boi on steam
>doesn't respond to my messages
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee just fucking respond
>no replies
I'm going to kill myself
are you a cute boi anon or a cute gril?
either way, what did you want from that cute boi?
w-were you trying to lewd with him?
>>34994181
See
>>34994108
It's a girl
How do little kids act around you?
It is often said that babies and toddlers are the most reliable judges of your attractiveness; if you're ugly, they'll cry when they see you or become nervous, and if you're goodlooking they'll like you.
Don't know how true that is, but kids generally love me. A couple weeks ago i was at the drug store buying a pack of cigarettes. An inconsiderate mother was taking her sweet time buying a whole bunch of shit. Her daughter was in a stroller behind her. She kept staring at me, making me very uncomfortable. But everytime i looked at her, her face lit up with a huge smile and she'd say hi and wave at me. I reached in my pocket to see how much change i had, and dropped a quarter. It rolled right over by the mom's foot, who didn't even notice. I decided i would wait for her to be done since i would have to reach down under her skirt to pick it up. The little girl seemed distraught that i couldn't get to my quarter, she kept looking down at it, then back up at me, going "mommy.. Mommy", then started trying to reach for it. This little girl actually cared, it was the cutest thing ever.
That's generally how kids are towards me. With everyone i've known who had kids or little siblings, the little ones always thought i was awesome. No idea if it has anything to do with being pleasant looking, but i'd make a damn good father that's for sure.
If only women could see that. They're supposed to be genetically hardwired to pick the best mates to have kids with, but they can't even do that right with all the single mothers there are.
>>34993924
Why would you think anybody here gets any interaction with children
>inb4 pedos
Children like me because I talk to them. Its more to do with shitty parents I think.
Some kid called me dad in front of his single mom. I looked at the mom and laughed
And I've never heard that theory before. Most parents seem pretty cool when the their kids when I'm around thoygh. It does get annoying cause I hate kids personally
I'm really self conscious about my first time, which will be with an escort. See, the way I wipe my ass, it smears the shit toward my taint. I'm worried she'll smell the shit while sucking my dick and kick me out.
Am I a beta for caring if she smells feces?
Just take a fucking bath you retard
>>34993917
Well youre beta if you care. You cant stop him from kicking you out, so just withold pay if he does kick you out. Or just use water and soap on around the poo hole
>>34993980
why do you keep using male pronouns?