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>>34996867
personally i like to pretend i know what im talking about

>robots are neets
>have no social contacts
>will kill themselves soon
why the fuck would any robot care about politics
it makes no sense
i cant think of one political topic that would interest a robot
except more neetbux i guess

>>34996867
I don't care at all. Nothing ever really changes.

>>34996781
u done a good deed, but are you just not gonna go to class for a week?

>>34997770

I mean, he can't camp outside my door the entire time. I'm guessing sometime from now till then he'll be ordered to pack his shit and leave.

American drinking age is hilarious. You little babbys

>>34996749
Haha, look at that manlet. Hardly taller than a dog.

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>>34996868
there are dogs that exist that are taller than him

>>34996895
Enjoy your ban you disgusting pervert.

some people have posted here that they dont feel different
so im guessing its all just social pressure and wont measure up to anything
it wont change you
it wont help
also hookers give you sexcancer and it hurts when you pee not worht

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>>34996691
(i'm mexican so excuse me for the bad english)
call me normie if you want and REEEE at me but i have lost my virginity and it is too overrated, sex is overrated af, i even become the boyfriend of the girl wich i lost my virginity and having a gf didn't help to forget my suicidal toughts, it even get worse desu

ppl here thinks having a gf or losing your virginity gonna change your life but tha's a lie (if you have the opportunity of losing your virginity just do it, it feels good but is not as good as everyone says)
orginalmentemexicano

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>>34996966
NORMALITO, SALTE DE AQUI!!!!!

Weed, then burn that.

>I will never forget that thread

Why do you think buying $50 worth of anything will make you happy? Especially since you can't even think of what you would want to spend it on and have to ask 4chan.

Put it in savings you dumbass. If you waste it on something because some anon got dubs and suggested something funny you'll just regret it later. You'll be right back where you are now, only $50 poorer.

That's not autistic, that's actually quite impressive. Especially if you learned things like right of way and traffic laws just from a game.

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>>34996643
>autistic roleplay session in big_city2
>stopping at intersections and giving right of way

i dont want to remember

>>34996599
>Hold W and A
>Go forwards and face left
>Hold S and A
>Go backwards and face left

My biggest regret is only starting to play 1.6 a couple years ago. I truly missed out on the fun. I hate myself so fucking much.

>>34996514
it is very specifically for exactly that purpose. They explicitly make statements and gestures to ward men off, expecting strong willed men to not be intimidated by it.

>>34996514
because you aren't chad.
ragu

>>34996883
really fuck modern women

our world is fucked beyond repair

Try this:

> get gf
> she is perfect 22 year old asian virgin
> lose her because I was too busy being a NEET and playing vidya with friends

that was me once OP. when she leaves you, it will ruin you.

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>>34996405
im such a le robot XD

Kill yourself normie fucktard

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Sounds like some retarded shit i'd do.
If it helps, i once laughed during a hitler speech in History class and got the neighborhood Jews threatening me the whole year.
Godspeed anon, godsoeed

>in class
>teacher and fellow students talking about something
>decide to join in
>ask what they're talking about
>Daniel Morcombe Anon. His killer was caught recently
>Ah yes. The boy that was raped to death.
>Silence and stares
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Daniel_Morcombe

happened to me all the time too
i was lucky that people believed me that i just was thinking of something funny and not actually laughing at holocaust pictures
its not our fault its the teachers fault for being so boring that we start fantasizing

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>tv show/movie about Medieval Europe
>there are black/chink supporting actors

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>playing skyrim
>annihilating bandit camp
>bandit chief is female

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>>34996398
>secret of kells
>why is there a black guy, a russian, an italian, and a chinese man?

>>34996307
wtf is the pewdiepie in the top right?

>>34996307

what programs are you using to learn?

>>34996307
Japanese might be the worst, most useless language on the planet, you disgusting animal.

>>34996250
>invented
English isnt your first language is it OP?

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Is the journalist being racist by holding blacks to such a low standard, or does he genuinely think building a PC is hard?

>>34996323
I think its a little of both

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Goddamn grandpa has a beer can dick

>>34996268
is that....desireable?

I also have....a beer can dick...

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>>34996238
W-what is the girth on that penis?

>>34996227
Just be slow and do not rush yourself and she will probably seem more nervous than yourself.
It isn't radio so don't be concerned about dead air
Be steady and chill they prefer it and it develops social skills.

>>34996283
That's useful thanks. You got anything on chit chat? That shits my weakness

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Careful about small talk, it's ok to break up a really awkward situation but you need to be able to then go on with more interesting topics.
Ex: oh the weather's nice isn't it?
It's the perfect weather to play football/Read a book in a park... do you like (blank)?
I'm shit at dating but it worked for me once.
Best of luck anon

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>>34996220
Enjoy your heart attack fatty

>>34996220
Fucking heII, you're disgusting

>>34996220
Good, better to eat comfy and have your big beautiful body feel loved my the sugar and sweetness.

The void can always be filled.