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>>34998637
WHY CAN'T WE SLEEP FOREVER
I JUST WAN'T TO START THIS OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8

i know how you feel
if my famiy would disown me for having a black girl friend or any other race besides white, should i feel guilty if i did shoot myself (im not gonna its just hypothetical)

they also:
-dont eat pork
-think god and satan have fleets of ufos called vehicles
-think that whites are the real israelites and jews are literal half devil hybrids who were made when satan had sex with eve
-some jews still have blood libels
-heaven is racially segregated even though god loves all races or something

pls respond
and yes its just a question not actually gonna

>>34998637
You can just not yet

>>34998588
just cut your clit off, you'll thank me later

>>34998588
Really sad attempt at trolling. Got nothing better to do than pretend to be a woman online?

>>34998609
Nah, I'm good. Thanks. I'm pretty much dormant except for the fertile period that I get sorta hhhnnnngg. Don't you know any cool manga, by the way?

>>34998475
>already mated with white master race
>this is probably off the record

Nothing to see here

>>34998475
Wow, its almost as if a lot of these "white nationalists" aren't pro-white, they're just anti-black/hispanic. Sure could've fooled me!

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White women are pleb tier, they age like shit.

you're fucked pedo scum

Better magnet that hard drive

Ask them if they want to some pics of your waifu.

Timestamp please origino I want to believe

>74
That can't be true, there aren't anons that old

>>34998416
Gib me money pls

>>34998414
even if I don't there are 100 other fags ready to at any given time, I just want some sliver of a chance

>>34998414
If I get in contact with a femanon there's a 0.00001% chance she could become my gf.

If I ignore her, there's a 0% chance.

>>34998462

Everyone has this mindset, it has to start somewhere, you people might as well identify as feminists at this point

>>34998317
sounds like /ourguy/ desu

no, i don't wanna fuck with him

>>34998317
Proofs? Otherwise sounds like bs.

First of all: not your personal army
Secondly: girls deserve to be sexually harassed, she wanted his hot dinosaur dick and then didn't want to seem like a whore.
Fuck off.

I usually spend my free time not being a retarded cuck. Not really sure if that's your thing, though.

Some jumping jacks

>>34998311
>her
>my fellow robots
You're not a robot, you're a normie who regrets his actions.
you deserve this and everything you get.

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>>34998303

Yes.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

I keep the high res version of Smug Pepe saved somewhere on all of my devices and just looking at it is enough to make virtually every bit of stress in my life disappear.

There is nothing that cannot be alleviated with true, genuine, smugness. That picture perfectly captures it.

You can be at rock bottom and feel great about it, or you can be on top of the world and feel the exact same level of great about it.

Praise Kek.

I wish I could thank the kind soul that first drew smug Pepe. It's flawless.

>>34998303
My favorite ones are when it's that smug face on a chubby babies body with the tired mom in the background.

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>>34998627
I should try that too and do thank the person that made the original Smug Pepe. In the meantime, here's a higher-res version of Smug Pepe.

>>34998247
>Look back on conversations I've had with other human beings and I miss blatant, non-verbal/in-between the lines type deals, but I don't know if that's just because I'm stupid.
>Score high on IQ test, 130 when I'm comfortable
>Completely lose my mind under pressure
>Can't think or function at all
>So far into my own head that I smile at inappropriate occasions
>Feel like other human beings are nothing but rocks
>There's a deep separation between me and the faces of other human beings.
>Never know what another person is thinking aside from the most obvious of occasions
>Don't know what a smiling face means 9/10
>This is probably universal when combined with a lack of life experience
>Constantly repeat words and phrases when I write, but I don't know what it means. (Ex: use "to do so" over and over in the same paragraph)
>This is likely a writing style pre-editing
>Have terrible hand writing, and space my words poorly.
>Don't share what I like with other people because I'm terrified they'll reject me
>Also not interested in letting them know who I am
>Feel like I get painted over just to let them make sense of what I am
>Can't spread caulk with my finger, but I don't know how other people perform
>Dad can do it just fine, but he has been doing it for decades
>Mind easily affected by my physiological status
>If I'm hungry, I can't think
>Don't know if I'm just a "pussy"

>>34998366
>People constantly call me an awkward person
>Dad had me when he was 39
>He has a sister that gave birth to two autistic children
>Constantly walk around in circles and imagine
>Essentially pace when I think, but no-one else in my family does this
>Have never kissed a girl before, but I'm 20 years old
>Don't know if this can be attributed to intelligence, but I doubt it as people superior to me did so
>Love having a routine and knowing what will happen next
>Get incredibly upset when I have to diverge from such a routine
>Example:
>Routine:
>Go to customer's house, dad introduces us, I go inside and initiate the installation
>Deviate from it
>Dad forces me to introduce us
>Wind up nervous and anxious for the next 2 hours
>Feel like crying when this happens
>Get abnormally angry and upset over trivial things to others
>Dad tells me I take everything literally
>Constantly mis-interpret metaphors
>High-school English teacher put me on a "special" list of students that need to be observed
>Can't handle rooms of people all facing one another, but that might just be social anxiety
>Get terribly upset in large crowds
>Have to go hide in dark rooms after spending too much time around large crowds
>Can't ascertain correct restaurant manners when I'm eating with my family
>Don't know how to eat food more complicated than hamburger when around other human beings
>Get really upset when forced to eat inside of fast-food restaurants
>Feel like crying and start shaking
>It can just be attributed to social anxiety
>Totally fine in 1 on 1 scenarios with other human beings and the company of a friend
>Freak out when by myself with a stranger and they've got malicious intent
>Never "check out" girls in real life
>Apparently hug my sister very rigidly
>Don't like to give and receive hugs
>Was taken advantage of by kids a year younger than me when I was a 10 year.
>Still feel incredibly vulnerable socially to this day

How about seeing a professional instead of trying to self-diagnose like Tumblr cancer?

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>>34998231

when does the ride end desu
>eat another

You should try to eat a sandwich with a bit of meatiness to it. It'll help sate your appetite. Peanut butter and fried salami/bologna sandwiches are the bomb.

>>34998231
do it dude

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>>34998190
let's fucking go!

orig

>tfw retard tattoo
>tfw retard hair
Still would get [spoilby]fucked[/spoiler] by

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Right behind you brah!

>>34998166
Get out of here you normie scum

REEEEEEE

>>34998166
That's not true at all, the nice people on r9k are few and far between. I'm one of the nice ones though, so thanks. It's a good feeling to help someone out.

>>34998216
Why do you think I'm a normie

originalblocker420

I'd say helium tank, but most of it is cut with oxygen for this reason. Plus fucking up the pressure can lead to your lungs exploding which doesn't sound fun.

If you can, just do a shit tonne of herion since its apparently a good way to go.

If not then just dolphin dive off of a high building and land head/neck first.

>>34998193
I don't want to put more suffering than necessary on my family.
Hanging myself is good too, but ironically I have no good place to do it.

I heard helium tank doesn't work...just damage your lungs so that you end up a cripple.

>>34998459
Helium doesn't work since its mixed with oxygen, and as far as I know it only cripples you if you fuck up the pressure and literally explode your lungs.

Hanging is definitely a good way to go. If you go for a measured drop way and not a strangulation way.

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>>34998129
Well OP last week my dog was diagnosis with cancer. i cant afford to get him treated. After with that my schizophrenia is getting worse. All on top of the fact that i just lost my job
Please someone kill me

>>34998129
I'll pass on the Wine. Just give me a full glass of bleach.

>>34998207
yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh....Can't think of a quick fix for that...