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>>34988698
it's the point where you drop her

>>34988698
>dating non-virgin
that's where you fucked up, friend

>>34988698
>>gf

GET OOOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT OF HEEEEERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just got home from work and the only food I have is still frozen

lmaoing @ my life

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https://steamcommunity.com/id/tfwnotomokobf
>tfw no dominant bf to fuck my tight femboy boipucci

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>tfw left steam bf's country
>lost my virginity to him
>want to live with him
How do I accomplish this?

>>34985513
Dear everyone at my school, and some alumni:

You guys have been stressing me out to no end. You see, I've had to use guesswork at every step of the way to figure out what's been going on. I think I'm right--at least for the most part--but I need the detailed truth about what happened and some reassurance that everything will end up okay. None of you will be frank with me, and most of you are just flat-out ignoring me. I was freaking out yesterday because my sleep-deprived brain was short-circuiting and thinking that I may have made this whole thing up. Logically, I know that's not true, but with the kind of stress I'm under, being at the center of attention and uninformed, I think it's understandable that I would think that. Just when I think I have arranged the available pieces of the puzzle correctly, a new piece comes up that doesn't seem to fit and makes me wonder whether I'm making some of the rest of them up in my head.

~J

Honey cinnamon apple sauce is the fucking shit. Like, mmmmmmmm all night.

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>>34986031
Awww thanks Anon. You too! :3

>>35003783

But then how do you know if you're actually gay or not? Are you sure it wasn't just first time nerves getting to you?

Bravo /lgbt/ successfully turn you gay >>35003783

>>35004084
>But then how do you know if you're actually gay or not?

Try harder to see work out for you I guess.

>Are you sure it wasn't just first time nerves getting to you?

Anon, I'm absolutely disgusted with myself. I;ve been brushing my teeth and nearly drinking mouthwash non stop and I still can't get the taste of dick out of my mouth. I never want to see a man's penis again.

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>>35003188
WE WUZ KANGZ I THINK.

Israel is a friend of the US.

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>>35003283
Trump agrees!

>>35002716
She's a whore looking for attention and you need to be 18+ to use this board.

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>>35002739
Damn anon do I seem that immature and petty just from the way I write to make you think I am under 18?

>>35002716
Commendable but ultimately pointless. Also, as well as what >>35002739 said about her being a whore.

>>35002253
I'm not gonna answer because I'm in the blast zone if I'm this close.

Sand...usky?

a sand NIGGER

>>35001970
>fembot
enjoy your (You)s

in all seriousness, why are you with him? he sounds awful

please my friend, you need to end it with this guy, he does not respect you and I want the best for you. even loneliness is even better than this guy.

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>>35001970
Yeah Yeah blah blah roastie

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hello, how are you anon? I hope you are having a pleasant and comfy evening and if not I am here for you

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>>35001365
I feel much obliged to inform you that my afternoon has not been quite the best, however, I am there for you as well.

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Is this a place to be NICE?

>>35001247
>he's a bluepilled sadist
>he isn't a redpilled masochist

my pee-pee stands at full attention when I embarrass myself:
https://youtu.be/ENWoYdChNfA
vidya related. is me

>>35001247
You should look up some of zarbon and vegetas fights, that's pretty hot

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>tfw vegeta getting brutalized by freiza

>>35000856
No point I shower when I feel dirty. I never leave the house so it literally doesn't matter at all.

>tfw intentionally avoid showering sometimes because I think my natural musk is pleasant

It's also not good for your skin to bathe every day.

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>>35000856
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1013977

>>35000412
Fuck yeah they are. I got ghosted by a internet friend he was literally my best friend for awhile. I was friends with him for over 3 years he just decides to fucking ghost me. I thought something bad might've happened to him at first but no he still plays video games with his new group of friends.

People don't get ghosted for no reason

>>35000412
>Taking literal fanfiction seriously

>>35000303
You're an edgy moron who can't see a human being beyond their gender. If someone needs help, even if you don't know them, you should help in some way. It doesn't mean you should be interested in relationships or anything stupidly retarded like that but dismissing a call for help just because you can't handle "the other" at all is bad.

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>>35000380
GTFO fag, women deserve to be BTFO'd every now and then

>>35000380

If the situation were reversed and OP was the one getting beat, would that women have went out and helped him?

No.

>implying I ever had faith in humans
I grew up surrounded by rap crap ghetto trash culture. Being alone with animals and nature was a step up in civilized behavior.

dang

edgy to the core

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>>35000245
why do you believe our species is deserving of not surviving?

Is COCAINE the ultimate redpill to stop being a frog?

>>35000202
It is common knowledge that no man on r9k has ever done druggos

>>35000498
Are you retarded or just a faggot? I have done almost all the drugs listed there. Except for heroin, fuck that shit