Alright niggas show me your Stand and it's abilities. No need to go full autism, though it certainly doesn't hurt.
Stand Name: Mr. Brightside
Stand Ability: Can manipulate perception in a very short range. While the user is able to see things normally, those caught within the user's stand see whatever the user wants them to see. This could be anything from an endless hellscape to a beautiful garden to simply making the user vanish. Pictures can be taken within the Stand's range, although digital photos revert back to the normal state once outside it.
A fun stand to play with, but in all honesty pretty fucking useless in a fight.
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
ZA WARUDO
STAND NAME: EPIC MAYMAY
STAND ABILITY: TO BE CONTINUED xDDDDDDDD
Red Soldier
Anyone who willingly shakes hands with me becomes a Radical Communist.
Stand: Third eye
Able to exist in a personal pocket dimension
So for shits and giggles I went on the casual encounters section of craigslist to see if I could take a shot at losing my virginity. Responded to one of the posts which turned out to be legit. After a few emails it turns out she's a 60 year old woman who says she hasn't fucked in years and recently got a cancer diagnosis so she wants to know what it feels like to have sex again before she dies. Thing is she's hideous and fat.....like really fat. But I am 100% confirmed to get laid if I go through with it. What would you guys do?
>>34999604
fuck of course, also, post the url or get the fuck out.
>>34999656
She deleted the post
She's just trying to give you cancer before she dies.
is it safe for us to still fuck?
>>34998735
How does that one work? Did you stab him in the taint?
>>34998911
she bleeds out of her boipussy once a month you shitlord
>>34999004
that doesn't sound normal faggot, take her to a doc
I CHIME IN WITH A
"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR??!"
NO, IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
>>34998282
holy shit this band was so bad
Lel, i always thought it was "closing the goddamn door knob"
YOUR TEARS DON'T FALL
THEY CRASH AROUND ME
Fembots, describe the creepiest guy you've ever met and why you thought he was creepy.
Literally any Indian guy.
>>34996626
His name was alex and he was obsessed with drawing porn of lolis, but the main thing is that he went to put his hand on my shoulder and grabbed my chest. I was a virgin who had never seen a penis or had ever been kissed.
>>34996668
Other than this ^^^
Some fat mexican sperg obsessed with cats. It was bad.
>browsing youtube
>click on an anime thumbnail
>turns out to be a decade-old nightcore trance video
>suddenly remember playing runescape as a kid with this stuff playing in the background
>nostalgia hits like a bag of rocks
>remember how happy I was back then
what the fuck happened to me? where has my life gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ool4gyrJpM0
>>34996444
>he was ever happy
quality choice in music though.
>>34996477
Here's another one of my favorites as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjYzI5g6lSI
These feels are too heavy, I don't want them
>>34996444
fuck you op, I genuinely got goosebumps when I listened to that, I remember listening to that while playing WoW and I was so happy with no worries and life was so nice
Hey lil bro, help me stretch
>>34995844
I would sniff her crotch tbqhwy
>>34995844
seriously whats the point of this thread? are you (a dude) trying to turn me on? trying to turn yourself on by typing your fantasy on an anonymous board? whats the point seriously guys? anyone?
*Lay under her while she squats stretching her something* *braap dirrea runs out from bikini into ur mouth feelsgoodman*
Post ITT and ill give you a prediction for your future
Predictions might be slow cause i gotta do abs gym. Its like gym but for my abs because i want to have abs.
>>34995543
will i originaIIy get a gf
I'll bite anon, would you please give me a prediction?
Will I get some dubs anon?
I just want a /comfy/ thread that doesn't have any feels, where we can exchange (You)'s and enjoy each other's company.
what's there to discuss but feels?
>>34995522
You can start by donating a (You)
>>34995479
>>34995522
>>34995742
Have some Yous
How do you get comfy? I personally settle into my sofa, grab my laptop and browse the net.
>The people running my country believe the quality of health care to which I am entitled is directly proportional to my income.
Fuck this gay nation
Either stop getting sick or get a higher income then poorfag
>>34995014
but they are right. if you don't want to pay for doctors and stuff then don't do stupid shit that will make you ill/injured
>>34995079
>>34995080
>this is how conservatives actually think things work
why is /r9k/ so homo/transphobic?
constant exposure to trap shit
>>34994624
>why is /r9k/ so homo/transphobic?
I don't think it is anon
In fact I think /r9k/ might be a little more friendly to faganons than the offline world is
Why else do you think they come here?
>>34994624
gays are bad
Show us your room anons. I will start
Cmon guys share your room pics with me
>that is one nasty ass foot
is that a roommate?
he who comes into possession of the monkey's paw shall be granted three wishes, but take warning!
these wishes come with hellish consequences for tempting fate.
state your wishes....IF YOU DARE!
Just a comfy thread to hang out until Tsuki wakes up.
systemspace.link for info.
>>34992666
I'll give into your ruse for now, Satan.
I re-post my message here:
>And at the end of the story; all the blame will go to robots and failure; everyone will split on us, again.
At the end, we're a little bit tired to be lynched 24/24h 7/7.
>>34992750
What's that supposed to mean, though?
I want to lick a femanon's disgusting filthy feet clean.
Subhuman degenerate filth.
You're a disgusting pathetic subhuman and you should really end your own life. Foot fetishists are gross in the first place and you dirty feet motherfuckers make me want to vomit.
>>34991474
post your soles then
Lets get a 25+ thread going
/Where are we supposed to meet girls?/ Edition
How are you holding up lads, why haven't you ended it all yet?
>>34990708
>/Where are we supposed to meet girls?/
I went back to school to pursue my """dreams"""
Many early 20 girls in uni go out with older guys.
I'm 25 btw.
Here's my life-chart.
I'm 25. I've just started trying to become normal and i still feel young.i wont give up yet
>28 years old
>finally getting everything together and things are going well
>look youthful from no alcohol/smoking/tanning, spending time inside and eating healthy
>hits me the other day the girls I find most attractive are the exact same as they were when I was 18, 16-23 yr old age range
>realize I'm 28 now
>half the girls I know my age could pass for mid 30s easily
>feel nothing sexually/romantically
>society would look down on my going after 18-23 yr old girls
>work in a good but incredibly male dominated profession and have no social media
Gets me down, just the fact that I missed out on experiencing women in their prime. Something men have scarified hundreds of hours dedicating themselves to obtain and in order to have a better chance - nope, I missed the boat and now have to get some jaded chick who when she goes out I'll fapping to her Facebook photos from 5 years ago instead wishing she still lookd like that baka
blogpost over does anyone else get completely mind fucked by how old girls our age are looking? some have aged well who took care of themselves but 90% look like utter dogshit after years of tanning/make up/shitty diets and no exercise. Most looked much the same between 18 and 22/23, but the mid 20s is when some fell apart and the 25-28 age period where it all falls apart