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>>35003097
provides an escape into a world seemingly better than reality

Escapism
>you have been ban for 2 sec

>>35003097
What am I, a mirror? Figure out your own problems.

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>>35003024
alright here's an original comment and (you)

Yeah, 5'10 isn't that bad. You'll be fine. Just find a short chick.

>>35003058
But what do I do if some 6'4 chad starts hitting on her?

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Up at 8am for some reason lads, haha

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>>35002591
hahaha I'm early time to post this for everyone to see

>>35002591
>>35002616
End yourselves you dumb bongs.

>>35002197
Oh my god it's so cute! I just want to pick her up and give her a hug!

>>35002197
>"uhh... what are you doing here... and what happened to everything that was inside of my fridge?"

>>35002197
Cirno is a idiot

>>35002038
True robots aren't lusting after women like horndogs

>>35002038
What a cutiepie babe, I feel butterflies in my tummy. <3

>>35002038
>pretty
>nice tits
>short
>short darker hair
>virgin (or at least is cool with me being one and willing to change that)
>can match wits with me when discussing anime/television/film
>listens to Rage Against The Machine and rocks out to it as hard as I do
>is willing to grow and develop alongside me
>has plans and goals for her future
>wants to help with mine

That's a pipe dream, I think.

Rowling for gf

>>35001963
are those woman?

Are these all males?

>>35001807
Haha, what a loser. You should kill yourself rapeboy

>>35001828
Thanks, anon. I needed that warm and understanding response!

>>35001807
Self bump.

COME ON! Share your stories!

Biological instinct.

Because im a normal girl in that regard

muh legacy

muh fulfillment

muh only biological purpose

muh winning the genetic games

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>>35001593
I know your pain well. I have the same attraction. Just be good okay? I think it stems from me always being overprotected because my mother didn't want me to become molested. She was very anti-pedophile.

>>35002199
Do you mind if we just talk about this for a little while?

It's rare there's ever anybody I can talk to about this torture who can relate, and most of the people who can relate on the internet try to rationalize paedophilia which is just horrific.

>>35002232
Yeah totally. It's really rare to see anyone with this attraction. Today I was looking for a refuge. But there was none. There is no way to discuss pedophilia in any place it seems.

I really don't know why I have this attraction. I'm just guessing. But I've had it for a very long time

Two years of neetdom caused it to get worse tenfold

I made a discord for us all https://discord.gg/4aJqcEE

Heading out now but maybe we can make something out of it

>>35000822
I've started to try to force social interaction again. I had previously given up and gone with the "well, if they don't want to call or message me then I'm not going to message them anymore" strategy and it has basically lead to me being a shut-in who never goes anywhere or does anything.

So now I have been sitting on facebook trying to chat with the people on my friends list who pop up from time to time who have moved away or I haven't seen in a while. I have been doing this a month and I have had two offers to go out socially in the time doing it. And I am being asked to attend an event next month.

not the way l do it

they can enjoy it more then men, but it depends on the ability of the man for them to reach their apex.

>>35000781
I know I'll never have sex anyway so it doesn't matter but I always get angry that when I'm hard my dick only points straight up so I would never be able to do a position like this. It's literally missionary, standing, or nothing.

150 words is easy af mango bango. Seriously, post the topic

>3 word essay
>due next month

i'm gonna drop out

>>35000463
Did you mean 1500?

just fuck her. the fact that she's not wife material is irrelevant. you not gonna marry her

>>35000364
You did the right thing. She wanted to cheat on her boyfriend without batting an eyelash. What makes you think she wouldn't cheat on you?

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>>35000390
this, life is too short, although op, you are reping a true alpha with your move

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op answer -- 21 here. mom 41.
1. pretty close with mom. touchy feely and cuddly.
2. want to pound her like this gif in front of a mirror to show her the lewd faces she is making while taking son's dick

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any fellow mommy lover here?

>>35000269
I like the fantasy a lot, but id vomit if i ever did something like that with my mom.

My young stepmother, however...

He's a traveler, Anon.

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He's always there watching, waiting, listening.

thats gandalf you stupid fuck