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>>35005186
this or you can download chrome, it still gives the option

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>>35005180
So this..... Is the power..... Of iphones

>>35005130
We live in a wageslave culture. Work is expected to come before everything in your life, even the shit you actually enjoy doing.
Good on you for doing what you want and getting money from the government. What's your secret by the way? Is it mental illness? I've got literal autism and I've always wondered if getting autismbux from it is worth it.

>>35005130
>I've been living like this for about a month now

Mate, you don't know how fast this shits gonna come down.
Your family wants you to get a job because your present lifestyle isn't sustainable, the government isn't going to hold you up forever.
Also a job/course isn't slavery if your not a lazy prick. Change your mindset.

>>35005130
Do you own your own house/appartment ?

>>35005161
>cucking yourself to your jewish overlord

Thanks but no.

Either a lich or an immortal ageless loli wizard.

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modern time but with a secret mystical underworld

mastermind

mental powers/vampirism

>>35005045
Usually a female assassin/wizard.

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I dropped out and went back, then finished it. You can do it and should do it op.

yeah that was me, but then I got a job worked my way up to middle management and now I make $300,000 a year, have a nice home beautiful wife and 4 kids. just kidding I remained a neet

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>>35004978
Almost made me REEEE there m80

>>35004867
You legit look just like me but without the faggy haircut and facial acne. Are you welsh?

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Teach me the ways of your pizzaface, senpai

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>tfw 8/10 alpha male
>tfw still no gf

It's not my fault my mom waited until her 30's to have me

>just soft spoken and quiet
>never harm anyone
>this should be bullied

nah bullies are trash

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>>35004896
WTF!? Is there anything wrong to being birthed by someone in her 30s?

>>35004770
r u having sex?

>>35005006
This. If not, how do you do it? Share your wisdom with us.

>>35004770
No. Self control is.

life's a death sentence champ, what you mean is that no one will ever fuck you and you can't function in society

Lol wat?
Cute? I think you picked the wrong c word.
I get labeled as a crazy bitch.. just by mentioning I'm not well.
No one thinks it's cute and wants to cuddle with me. I wish.

>>35004590
yeah but for the girl, it sucks. it's not fun at all for her, she just wants you to go home so she can finally be at peace but all she wants is to be able to enjoy your company. but she can't...

Well duh. Everyone knows that except for a few bitter lanklet virgins in denial.

>>35004345
He is rich as fuck.
He is powerful as fuck.
He is famous as fuck.

Yeah, but that doesnt count.

>>35004360
The main points the women make in the video are that Putin doesn't drink, doesn't beat women, and won't run away. It's not hard to live up to those standards.

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heres brain template

>>35003983
>You're
>Putting the ones that should be on top at the bottom
Are you retarded?

It's not funny anymore stop that.>>35003983

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not sure what i would expect from an autist

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>>35003890
>tfw always cum in underwear

>i don't like wiping my ass
>i take a shower and use my hand

You don't. You just learn to act normal while repressing nervousness.

The last time a girl made eye contact with me I got out of line and ran away. As a grown man.

>>35003698
Get real fucked up every day

I nether really thought about it.

ja

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>>35003520
Hell no, they're over runned with niggers and shit skins, and are probably the most normie country there is.

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>>35003484
Gonna have a cream cheese and ham sandwich later, lads. Looking forward to it.

i wanted to try and get into something a bit more normie, something i could say i enjoyed as a hobby without people laughing at me, so i was thinking about getting into football but ive seen its absolutely filled with niggers, i thought it was a mostly white sport, when i was younger, even though i really didnt like it, all the players, or at least almost all of them were white, what the fuck happened?

>>35003514
Here's the question - Are you gonna have a normal butty or are you gonna toast it?

Please respond

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>tfw you will never have a bf
>ywn force him to spend the day with a vibrator in his butt or attached to his dick
>ywn watch him squirm as you randomly turn it on throughout the day

>>35003339
>it's another 'anon wanted to have a gf to walk him around the mall with a vibrator strapped to his dick' episode, for the third time this week

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>tfw you will never have a bf
>ywn be forced by him to spend the day with a vibrator in your butt or attached to your dick
>ywn be playfully teased by him as you squirm while he randomly turns it on throughout the day