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I've been feeling so lost lately. Do robots really hate Asian females? I've been struggling to make friends over Discord and stuff. They just seem uninterested or really mad. I'm sorry, r9k. I tried my best.
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>>39138213
no, I like them. Let's be pals
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>>39138213
Most Asian women are ugly as sin. The ones who are hot, though, are really fucking hot. Compare that to white girls, who on average are at least cute.
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>>39138213
I will like an Asian femanon gf. Fembots don't exist, but you already know that.
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Why the hell do people touch tongues when they kiss? What enjoyment comes from licking another person's dirty tongue with your own filthy one?
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>>39138137
>The shit virgins say
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It's a biological response. You might not enjoy it but the body does. Plus it prepared the rest of the body for sex.
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>>39138137
It feels good. What kind of question is this?
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>tfw I never tip
Any other NEETs know this feeling. There is absolutely nothing better than seeing how triggered wagecucks get when they don't get free money.
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>>39137924
F*** you you piece of s*** why do I serve on people like you if you're not going to give me anything? The price of your food does not include money to pay me.
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I never tipped in my entire life and quite possibly never will
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>>39137992
Tough luck fag, get a real job.
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What are /mu/ thoughts on Kendrick Lamar?
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>>39137881
Liked him a lot when I first began listening to him, hype kinda wore off though. He's a good rapper but needs to find more shit to wrap about. Granted, he'll always have a shit ton of success but personally I'm bored of him until he starts rapping about something more interesting than race/street shit.
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I just noticed I said /mu/ instead of /r9k/.
I'm a fucking fuck.
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>>39137881
i never really got why people like this kind of music. I'm not saying it is objectively bad, but do people strive to be like him? Is gang violence cool? Do people like the tune or rhythm or beat or whatever of the music itself?
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Could you love a mentally ill NEET girl that barely bathes?
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>>39137873
as long as she's attractive, sure
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I'd just bathe with her. No problem.
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>>39137873
As long as she's attractive and anime, sure
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would you date a girl with a fivehead?
i dont think i could without being tempted to slap the fuck out of it every chance i got
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>>39137749
i mean at least she isn't trying to hide it, good for her
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>>39137749
Whays a fivehead ?
Origami
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>>39137974
well you know how you have a forehead... imagine someone with a massive one of those. lets say a FIVEhead?
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We need to come together and unite against hatred.
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>>39137709
fuck off, alt-left
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The alt-right is stupid and childish, but so is the left. We need a paradigm shift desu.
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why is everything the right does rooted in some sort of revenge for some perceived slight by the left?
Okay I think I finally figured out my problem with Rick and Morty.
I think my big problem is just about every single joke seems to be made to be marketable. To be able to be shared and parroted on Reddit, Facebook, etc. The humor's also really unnatural but whatever, my main problem is that.
Anyone else not think Rick and Morty is the second coming of Jesus?
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>Anyone else not think Rick and Morty is the second coming of Jesus?
You know full well everyone on this board hates it
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Rick and Morty is good
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>>39137694
You think this wasn't intentional? The show is built for our generation and our times. Focus testing and research has pointed the show towards what will get the most hits and generate the most buzz on the net. Art in tv is dead, cold and unfeeling, although substanceless marketing reigns supreme.
Where did all the white weebs w/ yellow fever go? There use to be way more on /r9k/.
t. Curious Asian
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>>39137500
Are you serious my guy? Haven't you noticed all the anti weeb threads going about? They're plenty of those faggots apparently. I didn't really notice them but
>r9k has a thing for Asians
>sudden spike in anti weeb content
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I'm a white weeb but I'm just in it for the anime girls.
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>>39137532
There use to be way more. This entire board was always about beta white's plans to marry the ideal japanese wife but nowadays, it seems like everyone is into white girls again.
I even made a thread asking what people's race were, and it was guys of all races liking their own women.
Either /r9k/ became less beta or the real /r9k/ went somewhere else.
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Why do Canadians do this?
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>>39137397
same in bongland but without the massive roads/drives
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>>39137397
live in the sky?
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That's depressing as fuck, bongs don't do this
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Hey bees, post something you really like and makes you happy! That's all you gotta do here!
I really like hamburgers, and coming home every day!
Overcast weather is my favorite weather because there's no bad wind, rain, and you can look everywhere without the sun hurting your eyes!
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>>39137333
> radiohead_how to disappear completely and never be found again.mp3
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>>39137333
where can I get a tanned blond gf? preferably with cow tits.
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>>39137333
I had a dream last night i asked a cute girl out and she said yes
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Living in fear from Criminals
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I can't stand living in fear anymore. I live in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and every night I have fear of having my home broken in and robbed by criminals. We turn on the TV and watch Datena say every day that someone has been killed though urban violence or the like. The thing I did was just to stop going out, and I did. But then home breakings have skyrocketed. Violence is everywhere. I don't feel safe outside, so I don't go outside. But even in my own home I fear being robbed. The criminals come and don't only rob us blind, they hurt or kill us, and a different case is on the news every day. Wat do?
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>>39137087
Brazil seems like a nightmare. If leaving is simply not an option, I don't know what I'd do in your situation.
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>>39137087
You know what they say. If you can't beat em, join em
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>>39137087
Get a gun
originolioo
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>EYE ON THE TV
>CAUSE TRAGEDY THRILLS ME
>WHATEVER FLAVOR
>IT HAPPENS TO BE LIKE
>KILLED BY THE HUSBAND
>DROWNED BY THE OCEAN
>SHOT BY HIS OWN SON
>SHE USED A POISON IN HIS TEA
>AND KISSED HIM GOODBYE
>THAT'S MY KIND OF STORY
>IT'S NO FUN 'TIL SOMEONE DIES
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>DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
>I AM A MONSTER
>FROWN OUT YOUR ONE FACE
>BUT WITH THE OTHER
>STARE LIKE A JUNKIE
>INTO THE TV
>STARE LIKE A ZOMBIE
>WHILE THE MOTHER
>HOLDS HER CHILD
>WATCHES HIM DIE
>HANDS TO THE SKY, CRYING
>WHY OH WHY?
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>'CAUSE I NEED TO WATCH THINGS DIE FROM A DISTANCE
>VICARIOUSLY I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
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>YOU ALL NEED IT TOO, DON'T LIE
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Why are all of you such whiny faggots? It's possible to get a girlfriend if you stop being pussies and go out and actually do something with your pathetic life
Sincerely, a normie
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thanks youre really helping
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wtf, im cured now
i go sex with pussy i acquired
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woah... so just go and and be yourself? who knew it was that easy!
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I've never tasted alcohol, /r9k/
Is it worth it to buy a beer at the local mart? Will it prove a nice addiction to my life or will it cause me to end up poor and addicted?
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>>39136572
Its literal poison, it will destroy your liver and brain and overall health.
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>>39136572
I say go for it the worst case scenario is you end up sucking dick on the corner for cash, if you are a homo you might like it you can always go on Grindr and get free alcohol in exchange for hands etc. And if you die who cares we all do at some point
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>>39136613
I like his idea