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>>35009104
I eat my tendies dry because I'm a real nigga who appreciates the taste of a good tendie.

>>35009104
gotta get that dank teriyaki my dude

>>35009104
Honey mustard is the absolute best for tendies. I can settle for ranch if need be, but it will be a far less enjoyable tendie meal

In reality having an orbitter just sucks
someone liking you just because you are a female without knowing anything about you, means they dont like you for you just their idea of you
also having to worry about hurting their feelings and having to "reject" them in a way so they know you dont have feelings for them to prevent leading them on
usually ending in them deleting you and you feel bad even though you didnt do anything and were just trying to meet new friends

>>35009340
yea im sure what you really want is to be ugly and have no one interested in you at all

you people need jesus christ in your life

>>35008962
Those feet are disgusting

>>35008989
nuh they are beautiful
ur taste is shit and ur dumb

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>>35008962
It's a sign that you're straight. Seriously. You're more likely to not be into """traps"""" nor anime and such.

Was reading that truly straight men were into all feminine parts of women while men that are less than straight will only see the boobs and butt as attractive.

having money to buy new pc
having money to buy food
having money to buy nice clothes and shoes you never got to have when you were younger
having money to buy a new car

>>35008866
whats the purpose of "GET A GF" if i will never have enough money to do what i want?

Not getting a job either, fuck all yall bitches ruining the human experience with your capitalism and "civilization", i just want to do drugs innawoods and eat herbs/hunt animals ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>want a job
>"Okay, I should look at my weaknesses and fortes and try to find a job that'll last me more than probation."
>slow as fuck in every possible aspect
>very quite, no people skills
>almost incapable of independent thought
>bad short term memory
>only good quality is that I'm docile and I do everything I'm told
>only skills are data entry and good long term memory
>data entry jobs are scarce in my country
What should I do, /r9k/?

Because they are too busy looking at your other body parts that remind them of porn.

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probably a symptom rather than cause

>>35008732
Did you really fall for that shit? Anon was just talking out of his ass.
You must be a special kind of retarded.

>>35008695
why are all of the women attractive
where are all of the "real" women

>>35008695
Wow this picture did wonders for my self esteem. Man does the guy on the right even have a dick?

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>>35008774
It's not my photo, just one I found on the internet. There's variation in body types but no one that I would say is super unsightly. My city is on average one of the healthiest in the country, there's not a lot of very obese people here to begin with.

>>35008685
who here /sheen/???

Why isn't Pizza on that chart?

>>35008685

They all sound like they have prostitute names.

Okay but list some of the stuff you have

utensils: medium sauce pan, skillet, strainer, spatula? What am I working with, how poorfag?

supplies: chicken legs/breasts, ground beef, rice, potatoes, what veggies, spices, paprika, coriander?

Requesting how to make sandwiches

>>35008464
Step by step written okay?

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>>35008362
>I want to see Anzu creampied

Preferrably by swarthy moustached overweight dudes in a turkish prison setting

I'd rather see her face fucked while all her makeup falls off her face from her spit and the spit of Turkish prison guards.

Then, I want to see her red face almost bruising from the abuse cry for her masters' semen.

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>>35008536
>>35008584
Turk males don't deserve Anzu, she was made for Robot cock.

>>35008281
Normies will never infest cryptoanarchist hackerdom.

>>35008281
>"We're being victimized by political correctness!"
No you're not. Sure, you'll get beat up by calling someone a gay nigger kike to their face, but you deserve that one.

>>35008281
What hobbies? Hating women isn't a hobby.

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>Order something
>can't wait for it to get here
>never have shipping issues from this place
>fully expect it on a certain day
>doesn't show up
>tracking says it got delayed
>"whatever. It will show up on Saturday."
>it doesn't.
>wait patiently until Monday
>it's a national holiday. No mail delivery.
>check tracking again
>doesn't actually matter because it's delayed again elsewhere anyway

>router stops working
>it's a shitty router provided by my ISP
>call them, they send they'll send a replacement within the next 3 days
>don't go out at all for 3 days because I'm the only one apt to receive the package
>it never comes
>call them again
>they say the delivery service acknowledged the delivery
>they send another one and ask for a bunch of details to make sure it arrives
>have to wait another 3 days
>3 days pass and NO FUCKING PACKAGE
>mother gets out of her depressive loop, decides we should go to the city and get it ourselves from the ISP office
>we go and get the router
>we finally have internet again
>10 days later, a package with a router arrives

At least I know which delivery service never to use. It's the only service with which I've had this problem.

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>>35008442
Let me hazard a guess which company it was.

Get laid my dude

>>35008182
keep your mouth shut and not spill your spagnettits

Well you could try to bang her or you could just hole up in your room like you always do.
Also why would you ask us what to do? You really think a bunch of neets can help you here?

I'm trying to eat 1000 calories a day but it's so hard because food is so delicious

>>35008102
Well I'm eating 1800 and I'm getting results, why so low?

went from 320 to 270 in a year
need to drop another 50 and i'll be in decent shape. if i work out i could be chad.

Women and men can be friends in theory. I've had female friends before that were fun to hang out with.

The problem is that one of you will fall in love with the other. That can ruin 10 year friendships. That's why it's safer to hang out with guys and how they're not homo.

>>35007910
And hope* they're not homo

They can. But they most often shouldn't because someone will eventually want more.

Stare into that statue until you pass out or ascend to a superior planar form.

>>35007864
Congratulations!
You've finally developed schizophrenia and you're experiencing psychosis

You have been blessed by the cat god.