Extra Feels Edition
All non-normie types welcome
Resources
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
https://www.16personalities.com/ but only for meme snake oil infographics
Here, we share our feels and struggles
Do you guys really believe this "the le special snowflake xd " bullshit? Just go be cucks to reddit or straight up keep attention whoring on /soc/
Is it just me, or are INFJs actually huge normies despite pretending to be robots?
>>35000656
are mbti threads common on /soc/?
dubs picks my meal
max one item per dubs
will post results
>00 curry noodles
>11 microwave pizza
>22 poached egg
>33 potato waffles
>44 sausage roll
>55 fish fingers
>66 poppadoms
>77 pilau rice
>88 garlic bread
>99 END MEAL
lamb SAUCE
If trips you have to eat your own cum
>>35000477
Someone's eating Mediterranean tonight.
Do NOT tell your mother
this makes me nostalgic. is that bad?
>>35000464
That was the point
Post robot pre robot was the best r9k
>>35000512
i greatly appreciate that, anon.
>stop taking adderall because tolerance
>feel like shit for two months
>back on adderall
>everything normal again
What drugs are you on, malebots?
>>35000379
good goyim. that's what i like to hear
>>35000379
> malebot
Fuck you
A friendly reminder that if you're smoking weed, drinking alcohol, snorting coke, or taking sweet, sweet opiates (Goddamn do I miss them), you suck.
You depressed robots need Kratom. This shit genuinely makes you (well, me at least) happy instead of high.
Some say you can't buy happiness, well, those fucks never tried Kratom.
>>35000480
Dude
The malebot part was to mock all the fembot threads and keep the females out of this thread. Im a fucking male.
She's having the time of her life.Just not with you.
>>35000262
heh, jokes on you she's dead
>>35000262
That's some way of thinking about it
>tfw I still get a little lost when I look at her
>her eyes
>her smile
>that subtle little patch of acne on the side of her face that she covers with her hair
I try to remind myself that she has her pick of the litter. She could fuck (and probably has fucked) everyone and anyone within her friend group that's reasonably attractive. Why would she take the virginity of a pudgy autistic half-Asian with a dark sense of humor and an obsession with film technique? She's miles above me.
Then she flashes that cute little smile, takes the time to share some pictures I shared, likes an autistic selfie of me, and I'm fucking putty in her hands all over again.
Someone please stop this wild fucking ride I want off
>>35000262
i don't think so, she's at home sick.
but i'd like to be there taking care of her
How the fuck do I avoid having to slave away for thirty years for Mr. Skeckelstein in a 9-5 job? I'll splatter my brains all over the wall if I'm forced to do that
Does anyone know some good jobs or ways to make money? My parents will kill me if I try to become the hikki of my dreams
This is all there is to life. First you slave away at school where they try to iron out all the enthusiasm, love of life and individuality out of you, then you're a cog in the machine, doing your 9 to 5 drudgery until the cog breaks and they replace it with a new shiny one. By the time you're done with it all, you're either dead or too old, frail and apathetic to find enjoyment anywhere. If you weren't born into the top 1%, you're just going to be a random NPC in the main character's life.
>>35000468
wow fuck you, made me rethink my life up to this point.
First, you have to want to be rich. Second, you have to stop being afraid of success. Third, you have to take responsibility. Fourth, you have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
How can I become the little girl?
Is that you moot? wow, something really bad must have happened to you to end up in this board.
>>35000084
you can't
it is impossible
>>35000135
I wonder if m00t even browses 4chan anymore.
Why the fuck don't you have a dog, /r9k/? It's exactly what you robots need.
>will always be loyal to you
>will give you unconditional love and emotional support
>will give you companionship and keep loneliness at bay
Dogs are a distillation of the qualities that humans claim to strive for, but never achieve.
>>34999918
Are you trying to summon the petcuck anon or something?
>>35000057
>petcuck anon
what
>>35000091
There's one anon who'll come into any thread about animals and call everybody petcucks, he despises dogs and cats. He'll argue for ages and in all threads, it doesn't seem like baiting at this point
>uhh anon this tavern has only one bed... what are we going to do about that?
just shut up and show me your fat ass, you dumb elf bitch
>>34999712
1v1 me on Guardian, BR/Snipes only, no radar. Winner gets the bed.
pomf
braaaaap
Why don't you join an autistic book club?
Are the chink and poo virgins?
>>34999529
They're all tards, that Asian girl looks like she didn't know what she was getting into
It's better to talk about it on the internet
Is it normal for an escort to give you a street corner to be on at a certain time at which point you're supposed to text her to get the actual apartment address?
t. first timer who's afraid
>>34999448
sounds like some kind of set-up, be careful (OP)
Don't go. What I do is masterbate and my problems go away for a while. When they come back, I do it again. Repeat this process.
How did you contact her? Please tell me you used a burner phone/email.
>tfw there is always a song playing loudly in my head, jumbled together with all of my other thoughts
>tfw it begins the second I wake up and doesn't stop until the moment I go to sleep
>tfw it's just loud enough to be ridiculously annoying and distracting, but quiet enough that it doesn't count as a schizoid type auditory hallucination
Do any of you know this feel? Having really "loud" and constant repetitive thoughts? Am I going crazy? I JUST WANT IT TO STOP FOR A LITTLE WHILE
>>34999085
visit a doctor
this could go badly
>>34999085RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE
>>34999127
What do you mean by this anon? Why will it go badly??? Please tell mec
>tfw about to order pizza for the second day in a row
guys im nervous as fuck
what if they deIivery guy is the same??
will he think im a freak?
>>34998691
Wouldn't this be the 3rd day in a row op?
>>34998691
hello, im here to deliver a pizza
>>34998691
How much do you tip? He won't care if you tip enough.
I always tip my Barber 30% because I know he's probably sick of seeing me every month
Alright r9k give me the best you got
kys
origorigori
Originally the truth
>>34992816
>shota top
8"x6"+ club
you can only post in this thread if your cock is AT LEAST eight inches long and six inches girth
pic is me and my 10"x7.5"
>cut normie dick
check out the mods on my jank
are >4" with pencil girth allowed?
4" here lads
what do I do