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So guys. I'm a 22 y/o KV and I've ran into what I guess I can only call enlightenment.
Over the past few months I have started to realize how much freedom I have while being single. Everyone I know is tied down by their significant other and they cannot act on there own. Such things like spontaneity become difficult when you're in a relationship if the partner isn't willing to agree to the activity.
I feel bad for them, honestly. It feels like they just exist for one another and stop self progressing. Ive noticed that while I am alone I focus on myself and achieve/do things that make me happy but while I'm with someone, i begin to stagnate. It's evident in most of the relationships I witness as well. Its like they dont crave to be better anymore because they have the acceptance of another person. It also keeps me from getting hurt cause I'm a little bitch with a glass heart. Is it a good call to remain like this robots?
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Also, what is your experience with self inflicted loneliness and why if able.
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i didnt read what you said but i like your picture. it really turns on the nuts have one of mine friend
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>>39140919
Yeah I got there about three years ago

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why do men cheat? tell me that, you pathetic misogynists. you hate women with all your heart and soul, but it is you who cheat more than women. why?
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no I don't hate woman. what makes you think that
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t. cheater

I love women so much that I can not help but be passionate with many women. :)
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to be fair you are asking people who could never cheat due to never getting the chance

Is drinking pop redpilled?
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>>39140228
yeah if you are diabetic
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>pop
How to spot a virgin
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How can you drink a type of music?

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How's your experience with Tinder been so far, robot?
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mfw OP is a tinderfag
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>can't pick out songs to add to my "anthems"
>Have to make a duplicate facebook profile because my main account is too autistic
>can't take selfies

I give up, it's either I meet someone in person or die alone.
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>>39140133
Shit, it only works if you're super hot.

Plus the algorithm will dick you over after the first two days.

Got 8 matches in the first 4 days of using it and then got absolutely nothing after that thanks to the algorithm.

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Brobots, what is preventing you from getting a girlfriend?
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Get your fucking """male"""bot bait threads out of here. You're not welcome.
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Most likely no job no and cant dress
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like i said in the other thread, i have a simulated drowning fetish

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So robots, what hobbies do you have besides vidya and internet? Any interesting ones?

Piano, gardening, and cake decoration for me.
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Well, I, uh... take night walks at the park sometimes.
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Playing music, shooting and hunting, swimming
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I like doing jigsaw puzzles. I am aware this is as pointless and autistic as hobbies get.

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>BAWWW I'M A VIRGIN

So pay a whore to fuck, idiots
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whores don't break true virginity, only false virginity
one must be desired and loved for the true virginity to be abolished
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You stupid cunt, its not about the sex, but the qualities needed to attain enough trustworthness and social credibility to be able to successfully get the girl. You dont just man up Luke you snap your fingers.
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>>39139284
Virginity is virginity you dumbass.

>When I was a kid, a drew all the time. Had tons of notebooks full of drawings
>When I was about 13, I started to draw women. I got really good at it
>Would draw women of all body types and styles, in different poses and different sexual acts
>Hid them all in my binder, beneath my bed
>One day my sister and Mom go snooping through my room and find them
>They scream at me for two hours until my dad comes home.
>Dad doesn't see anything wrong with the drawings, but Mom goes on a tangent about how they are degrading to women and how I'm going to grow up to be a pervert or a sexual predator
>They send me to my grandparents, where I have to work on a farm for two weeks and I "am not to be left with paper and pencil"
>For about a year afterward, Mom keeps bringing up my "dirty hobby" and getting mad about it
>One time she even introduced me to someone as, "This is Anon. He's the one I told you about. The one with the dirty drawings."
>Years passed, I haven't drawn in years
>Mom calls me and is talking about recent goings on
>"Anon, it's a shame you don't draw anymore... You were so talented..."
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>>39139008
draw the lewdest fucking picture you can imagine and send it to her
do this for all of her remaining birthdays
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>>39139008
How do you feel about your mom now?
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>>39139008
Your mom deserves death tbqh fampai

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Butts are beautiful, but also where shit and farts come from. This beautiful round ass, once had streams of diareah come out of it at some point. That's gross.
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>>39138930
You're paying attention to the wrong hole, my dude.
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Girlbutt was made for fucking

There is nothing comparable to being balls deep in a girls tight butthole
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Women don't poop you fucking retard.

God do you guys know anything about women?

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What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink you drink on a regular basis? Pic related is examples.I usually drink soda but have recently been drinking sparkling flavored water.
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>>39138765
This shit is unironically god-tier level. The V8 version doesn't cut it in my opinion.
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>>39138765
sparkling water I guess
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>>39138765
refreshing matcha tea of course

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Fembots, what is preventing you from getting a boyfriend?
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I'm crazy and no one likes me.
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i have a dull personality and can't talk to guys
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>>39138603
I'm ugly, have no hobbies or interests and no one likes me

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So /r9k/,

If you could commit any crime only once and get away with it, no strings attached, what would you do?
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>>39138585
Get a shitload of cocaine and overdose
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Rob a bank of course.
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>>39138614
If you want to steal course I recommend a uni instead

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I AINT HAPPY
IM FEELIN GLAD
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>>39138525
I've got sunshine, in a bag.

I'm useless, but not for long.
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>>39138525
I GOT SUNSHINE
IN A BAG
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CITY'S BREAKING DOWN ON A CAMELS BACK
BUT WE JUST HAVE TO GO CUS WE DONT KNOW WACK

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>tfw no momma gf
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>yfw searching for russian mom on xvideos
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>>39138456
why would you like a mature cunt gf? they are only good for affairs but nothing more
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>>39138508
momma fwb is good too

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Outgoing femanon here
I'm here to tell you, You can do it, anon! I believe you can be the best. You just gotta work towards It may seem hard at first but trust me you can do it.After a while it becomes a habit and easier on you.

encouragement ama
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>>39138420
Incoming shitposts

>inb4 'get the fuck out roastie
>inb4 'i can't improve, i'm just giving up'
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>>39138420
Femanon, I broke up with a girl five years ago and I'm still not over her. She won't talk to me anymore. I've made a yuge mistake.
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>>39138420
Why did my dad die? What did I do to deserve to lose him?

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