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>>35011007
>tfw just turned 18
>tfw laughing at all the old posters knowing im so much younger than them

>>35011007
At least you're not a roastie. It must be ten times worse for them. At least we have the hope of banging younger women if we manage to get our lives together some day, even if it takes us until we're middle aged. They have nothing to look forward to except being less desirable.

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>>35011028
Don't worry anon, you can't escape time no matter how hard you try.
I used to be just like you, laughing at all the pathetic grandpas still posting on an image-board, thinking that'll never be me...

Trust me those years will FLLLLYY ON BYYYY

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Le funny original meme

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original quality comment

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Here's a Rust one

>cheep

Lol good start to the thread, fucking moron

>>35010884
i guees youve never tried grandiosa

no ture buddha would engage in this kind of subjective malarky

>>35010838
Who /typical pattern/ here? I wish I had anterior pattern.

>>35010838
I look like I'm receding but my hairline's been this way for 5 years so idk mayne

>>35010838

Somewhere 2-3ish, why do people with these genes even have kids?

I fucking hope so.

I start college this fall and they are my only chance for attracting Chads.

>>35010783
Who cares what "Chad" likes? Why would you want to be pumped and dumped?

Also A-B are perfect cup size

Chads are into asses these days. It's all due to Canadian leaf-nigger influence, like most things.

>>35010779
tuesday's gray and Wednesday too

It's every day of the week, I'm in love.

>>35011103
Hahaha. It's funny! We never have to work!

Take what you can get.

>>35010736
fuck her and go out with her, so people don't say you're using her

>>35010736
decline you fucking moron

jokes and memes aside, don't hit that potato shit it's disgusting

>>35010716
Ask your sister to back you up anon

>>35010763
she just walks away doesn't get involved, even when i call my mum out on her bullshit in front of the family and ask my sister to back it up she just says "im not getting involved" or doesnt respond

>>35010716
Tell your sister that it hurts your feelings when she doesn't try to help you out. Also tell her you love her.

>>35010643
WHOAH watch out boys SERIAL KILLER ALERT!

Someone call da fuzz on dis guy before he hurts someone

No, OP, but if you snapped your pet cat's neck and felt nothing, you'd be fucked up.

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>35010643
you're more empathetic than I am man, I just chuck them in the trash whether they're alive or dying. If they were alive they surely could open the garbage bin and fly out.

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close 4chan tabs

instead of going to 4chan, don't

Aren't there add one that allow you to block sites for a certain amount of time?

>>35010448
Simply make it happen.

>>35010379
i was thinking of retiring to poland since the cost of living is so low. what' the minimum monthly $$ I could realistically survive on? I want to be NEET as soon as possible.

>>35010438
I'm living quite modestly (no car, no expensive entertainment) and it comes down to about 1000-1500 PLN per month. You could surely survive on less, but it would be neither enjoyable nor healthy. Also, you need to have an apartment (rents start from a few hundred PLNs for a room in a city) and some major expenses once in a while (remember for example that public healthcare is not reliable).

>>35010511
sounds like you could live quite normally on say 3500 pln / mo then. although at this rate I wouldn't be able to retire until age 50.

>>35010378
>I was raped by Bob Ross when I was a child during a coloring party we had at his house.

did you cum

>>35010395
I had happy little spurts

>>35010417
Titanium white?

Pulled the tag off this new jumper.

Ate some Weetabix on Saturday.

This didn't happen to me but some guy on my street rescued a baby from a burning building so that's pretty cool.

>>35010377
I wnt to russia wen i was black

>>35011456
you arent black anymore?

good friends
ever thought about making new ones

Are you a women? Just do something else.

Bad news: they aren't your friends.

>>35010279
>my life has been going great
ree norman, git out

>>35010328
i plan to. i haven't considered my self a robot in almost 9 months as my life has been going up hill

>>35010328
not necessarily
seems like he hit the wall for the first time, when you think you're making progress only to stop at the no gf mark.
it's not just another thing you will figure out anon
you're here to stay
get comfortable