What are the chances that my oneitis, who has had 3 different relationships in the past 3 years is actually a virgin and the reason these relationships didn't work out was because she didn't want to fuck those chads for some reason?
Possible, but so unlikely its not worth consideration.
>>35012041
That's not the answer I was hoping for.
>>35012032
Even if that were true, and you actually started dating her, she almost certainly wouldn't want to fuck you either.
I lost the plastic bit on my headphones. Now I have to kill myself.
>>35012012
I present you the future:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Premium-Replacement-Earbuds-Sennheiser-Earphones/dp/B003UPM9YW
You don't even have to move yer' ass.
>>35012055
>Amazon UK
Ey up lad
>>35012012
>plastic
It's clearly rubber.
Christine Chubbuck was a lonely, 29 year old virgin that hated herself and lived with her parents. She frequently told her coworkers that she was depressed because she could never find a date. She shot herself live on TV in 1974. Would she be considered a robot by today's standards?
>>35011928
>Would she be considered a robot by today's standards?
No, now fuck off
Disqualified for being female.
No. Women can not be robots.
How many of these books did you read in school?
http://blogs.slj.com/afuse8production/2012/07/07/top-100-chapter-book-poll-results/
>>35011906
Read 2 of them in school, 16 in total.
>>35011906
Looks like 20 of them that I actually finished, and there's a few others on there that I was supposed to have read or started to read but never finished
I count 13 of those. Some, like Wizard of Oz, I have never read the original book. Many on the last were written after my time in grade school. I haven't read the Harry Potters.
Also this list is missing some good stuff. Like where the FUCK are the Jules Verne books? List is pleb tier.
Why are almost all ASMRtists vegans?
>>35011899
Tendencies for retarded things tend to accumulate.
>>35011899
>Why are almost all ASMRtists vegans?
I do not think that's true in the slightest
just this one you found is vegan but the vast majority probably eat meat
>>35011931
>everything I don't like it retarded
ok
>>35011941
>everything I like isn't retarded
Go on, defend vegetarianism you excuse of a human being.
What's a good comeback to the question, "Why are you such a bitch?"
>>35011616
"Because I can. What are you doing about it?"
>>35011616
"I thought that's what you were in to."
You've gotta spin it back on them.
>>35011616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9HMazUe38
duh
What is the SCARIEST board and why is it /x/? They always talk about VERY scary things :c
>>35011591
/d/ is the scariest
stuff there can melt your mind
>>35011591
>>35011817
/cgl/ is the scariest because it is filled with women
People seem to be put off by rekt/gore threads on /b/ and /gif/.
I'm probably wrong.
I just wanted to say...I love you anon...sore dake...
>>35011542
How can you say you love me when you don't even know me?
>>35011542
Thank you anon! I love you too!
you can't steal my love
i'm onto your tricks
femanons, would you spoon feed your bf with your shit saying "cmon, take the bite, cmon baby, yeeesss good boy, I love you, do you like my shit? hmm here take another bite"? pls it's important
Chad pic to get your attention
>>35011524
any kind of girls exist if you're chad
psyops were a mistake, some of you guys are fucked up beyond repair
>>35011684
true
>>35011703
there is literally nothing wrong with that, it's just an expression of my love to her
> be me, gook
> playing with my laptop
> white guy labourer across platform: "Hey dickhead"
> me: "what's your problem? I wasn't even looking at you."
> him: "Yes you were! Cunt!"
> me: "..."
> him: "Go back to your country."
> I calm down
> He continues taunting me "I'll come over to the other side and whack you."
> I had a glass chilli sauce bottle and my leather belt on me the whole time
> Be bear mode from previous lifting
> White QT 3.14 on seat next asks "Are you alright?"
How should I have acted? I'm still irritated by that insult.
Would it have been a good idea to escalate?
always escalate
but also always carry knuckle dusters
Should have gone there and decked him
whites are entitled douchebags only full of hot air
you should've rekted his shit. that's the only way these cumskins learn
If a gay guy asked you to kick him in the balls would you ? How hard would you kick ?
>>35011336
Yes under certain circumstances! As hard as humanly possible!
>>35011336
Is this a sexual thing?
>>35011374
yes obviously
>>35011358
what are the circumstances ?
>to tired to play video games after wage cucking
>>35011184
>tfw just got done playing video games
sorry wagecuck looks like you'll just have to do it tommorow
that's if your also not too tired then
>>35011232
nice tumblr filename roleplaying faggot
>>35011245
t. assblasted wagie
Maybe Mr. Shekelstein will let you leave 3.145621789 minutes early tomorrow to play some vidya
what is it with women pretending to like video games? years ago they made fun of gamers
they can earn money with it now
women do everything if it can get them money
>>35011093
They smell money like no one else can.
ohh muh gosh, like, i totallyyy love video gaymes xD
What does it means when you are sexually attracted by someone who is objectively not good-looking?
>>35011086
you're a beta, you know better than to try and date up
>>35011086
That's an excellent question that I can't answer. It'd have to be something you figure out on your own. I've been having sexual fantasies about a gravel faced whore I knew for the past 6 years me self.
>>35011086
You like non-conventionally-attractive people, possibly because there are more of them than there are people who look like they're living American Apparel ads. It's whatever
I'm Johnny Cocksocket. Who the fuck are you?
FUCK OFF namefag
orignanu
>>35011085
Fuck you, I'm Johnny Cocksocket.
>>35011052
I'm your mom Johnny
GTFO and do your homework