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added by girl from 4chan out of the blue

wanted to fug

fugged

>>35013840
How does this happen

Oregenao

>>35013484
Painfully generic, was an interstate internet girlfriend that I only met in person a few times, last was a bit over six years ago and I still think about it and it has basically destroyed any hope at normalfagging since then

>>35013407
You're able to fuck a smelly, fat redneck too.

Reminder that all women are evil and fembots deliberately come here just to spite us.

>>35013429
that's where you're wrong kiddoo

>>35013405
Why don't you try casually bring up heterosexuality next time you're having a conversation with them? Be careful, and gauge their reactions before telling them.

>>35013405
Fuck your mom

Origin jvdb

just show off your gf(male)

>>35013331
because you're dumb, anon. because you are dumb.

>>35013331
Because you have no interest in greek mythology.

Because you are being forced to read it. Just wiki it. It will tell you everything.

>>35013229
Oh sorry mate.

Oi lads, look at this wanker.

>>35013229
No worries, paI

Nobody cares about your pathetic attempt at forcing a stupid meme. You are embarrassing yourself

Im filtering husky

>>35013324
Go ahead, anon. Just because you filter the /husky/ doesn't mean it's not there.

>tfw no dog loving gf

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>>35013077
>iPhone users not welcome- 0 post shown.
fuck you, i'm posting anyways

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>>35013077
original original original original original original original original

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blockes

Explain it
We need answers

My self is disintegrating into a stream running down into Hell

Help me God help

>>35012897
Yep. Been doing cardio for some weeks now, starting the gym routine tomorrow.

The exercise is the easy part though, I fucking hate my new diet.

>>35012962
I already ate a decent diet, I'm just out of shape and have low stamina still

Is that your bike Anon? Looks pretty cool.

As far as your thread subject goes, I've been thinking about getting into shape.
I weigh 160lbs, by no means am I fat, but I do have a bit of belly pudge that I wanna get rid of.

Anyone found anything interesting?

There's a place in my old town that usually chucks out loads of old books, that's about it.

>>35012999
My grandpa is good at it. He's a handyman which is a helpful skill to have because people will throw away things that are slightly broken and he can fix them. He has a cool acoustic guitar that he got from a dumpster and it works now.

>>35012999
I get my entire weekly shop from the bins at the local cash and carry

No don't go. Please. We're sorry.

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>>35012908
this desu
>>35012873
also be my gf m'lady, see I have class unlike those douchebags you usually date

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WAIT COME BACK WE'RE NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK GAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35012778
I agree op. Women cannot be robots, no matter what their situation is

>>35012778
are you a fembot?
you just made one

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>>35013067
yes

now pamper me and give me lots of attention ;)

2 salmon steaks
Five potatoes
Green beans
Snickers bar
Two slices of bacon
Two sausages
One fried egg
One bag of bacon grills

In that order.

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>shit mutant soda
>2 zebra cakes
>polish dog
>bag of Cheetos
>vanilla yogurt

On a related note I put 600 dollars into my bank account one and a half months ago and I already spent 300 or so on mostly junk food.

Please help me.

>2 ham and mayo sandwiches
>2 packets of crisps
>bowl of cereal
>Shitty frozen pizza
>can of Diet Coke
>5 cups of coffee

Could be worse I guess

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>>35012669
>implying italians are not the best black people

>>35012669
No idiot. Stop your fucking propaganda also. Blacks are not for this uber white board and it's uber white culture. I know that this is a national movement because I've seen it start to flood porn in strange ways. Someone started this and people are going to blame the jews.

The only black girls that are attractive are the ones that are really skinny and don't straighten their hair. So like a tenth of a percent of them

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I have no idea what the fuck this thread is about.

>>35012909
How do I get that effect on a phone app? I have a macro to make

>>35012909
Same. OP you on drugs? Nobody understands you.