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Discuss dreams and dreaming. 2017-02-20 10:03:26 Post No.35014592
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Discuss dreams and dreaming.
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2017-02-20 10:03:26
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Why are dreams so fucking weird?
Why is it that I have memories in my dreams of things that never happened in places that never existed?
Why do the people in them ask me if I remember things that never existed?
How the fuck can I hear things in my dreams?This isn't a find meanings in dreams thread. Dreams don't mean anything.
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>>35014592
>dream I'm in a walmart with an indoor pool for the employees
>I'm not an employee there but I'm in my room in the employee lounge watching the pool
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I only feel truly happy in my dreams.
One weird thing is that there are places I've been to in many dreams and they stay consistent yet I've never seen such places irl.
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My dreams are too sexy how do I stop that?
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I might get laid this week and I'm nervous as fuck. How do I not spill spaghetti everywhere?
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Similar position so I'd also like to know.
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Viagra.
Don't come back crying when your dick didn't work. Its the worst that has happened in my life so far, don't wish it for anyone.
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I dont know but exlain how you might get laid while we wait
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>tfw bald at the age of 18
I guess I was destined to fail at life
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>>35014316
Where are you on the scale, senpai?
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Take finasteride this instant you dumb fuck
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>>35014676
Not OP, but I do have a question. How likely is it that fin will destroy my dick permanently? I need to get on it because my hairline is shit and getting worse, but I'm afraid of the sides
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whats this stupid bitchs name 2017-02-20 09:50:04 Post No.35014303
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whats this stupid bitchs name
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2017-02-20 09:50:04
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and more pics like this?
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>>35014303
i honestly can't tell if that pic is shooped or not
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>>35014303
The Hulk Nelson
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>>35014303
lol I love Chloe but those shopped pics are hilarious
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>5 weeks until I get to see my gf again
fuck bros it's so far away
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Say it with me everybody
FUCKING
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>>35014257
NIGGERS IS
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>>35014242
Dude girls can't go more than a week without sex. She's fucking someone else.
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normans
>tfw you fap and you think the urge to pee is because of the fap and you go to bed but you wake up and you pissed yourself
Im 23 and I live with my parents, what the fuck do i tell them?
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>>35014221
Tell them that the Bad Man came into your room and peed on your bed.
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Gotta say I've had a good laugh
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That you pissed yourself. It happens.
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>You should freeze, tie off, or blow a ton of money to have a specialist "surgically" excise them with a pair of special doctor scissors.
Are normans serious? That's quite a cucking to go throw for something you can just pull off yourself for free.
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>>35014104
It's particularly traumatic for the skin and can lead to cancer.
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>>35014104
That's not safe. You can actually cause otherwise benign cancer cells to multiply faster due to the healing factor involved
Thats why you go to a derm and have them freeze them off
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>>35014104
I pulled one of these out of my armpit and it's genuinely more painful than being stabbed.
And I'd know, I've been stabbed.
>mfw I haven't had sex in 2 weeks
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>>35014062
>mfw I haven't had sex in 19 years
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>mfw no sex in 23 years
>mfw no face
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>mfw no sex in 30 years
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>be me
>be roastie
>attention who're on r9k
>contactfag guy gets through
>he's in L O N D O N
>white collar pride
>after work drinks
>both taken
>he's kissing my neck
>what do?!
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Reeeee stop angering me
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>>35014056
>what do
You could stop posting on 4chan for starters.
Or better yet kill you'r self my tranny.
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>>35014821
Take it easy my man.
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/DISCORD GENERAL/
Come one come all you robots, post your discord servers, ID's or just share general feels.
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https://discord.gg/udUgwPd
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>>35013912
kys normie cunt
oregano
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https://discord.gg/bAy3EX6
Small/Medium sized Discord server
We try to make everyone feel welcome.
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Its the year 2027.
>Where are you living?
>What are you doing?
>How do you spend your time?
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At this rate, dead.
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Probably living alone in some small rotting apartment, working in some shitty low paying programming job. Probably still a virgin, or at least I had a couple of short, love-less, unsuccessful relationships that only made my life worse.
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>>35013854
By that time I'll be dealing drugs for the Hell's Angels. It's my backup plan.
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A-anyone wanna play?
I'm justtired of losing to the computer since I have no one to play. I even tried walking around with this portable magnetic chess set, but no one really plays it where I live, so I just end up looking like a sperg
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N-n-no one want to play me? Ok, back to the computer, I guess...
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>>35013968
I'd play but I have a report to write, do you have a discord or something? I'll message you later or something so we can schedule a game.
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>>35013830
I'm abysmal at chess, but I'll play
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I miss the old Internet, the days before smartphones and social media. Do any other robots know this feel?
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I feel you, man.
Now normies and hoodrats flood the internet.
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>>35013807
I think I do. I can't remember it well though. It's been so long.
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>>35013807
yeah. I miss geocites, yahoo groups and forums
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hi robots
is a girl being pretty enough to overlook her social retardesness or weirdness or bitchiness?
im pretty bpd but guys still talk to me?
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>>35013806
You will always find a robot more retarded than you are but also depend on how bitchy you are
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>>35013806
what do you even mean by this:? stop pretending
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>>35013806
I don't see a problem at all
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Post your first memory 2017-02-20 09:19:29 Post No.35013607
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Now I know it's impossible to "remember" your first memory the way you'd remember words to a song, we all sort of think we might have been conscious in the womb but really REALLY try.
I remember being a baby, still stroller age, and I hated my stroller because it was beige and I was always stuck in an ugly beige old lady looking canopy. The yellow and ugly florals made me want to puke and it probably did make me puke a couple times. I remember always being uncomfortable because I was dressed up in itchy socks and hats. Most of the first years of my life can be described as incredibly uncomfortable.
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I was at the dinner table complaining that I was only three while my sister was five
circa 1998 or 1999
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Jumping on my mom's tummy while she was giving birth to my sister. I was 2.
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>>35013894
That's cute, that time itself frustrated you from such an early point.