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I'm freaking out right now. My friend wants to go out clubbing with some of my old normie friends and wants me to come because I'm the only one with a driving licence. I really really don't want to go because I can't drink due to trauma when my mom used to get drunk when I was a kid, so I'll look like a fucking retard as my friends get drunk. This is really setting off my anxiety what should I do?
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>>35016636
"No I'm not going"
that should cover it desu
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radical idea: don't go
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go with them but don't drink. See if they act differently when drunk and laugh at normies... also ask for money to drive them
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What's /r9k/'s opinion on this red-pilled man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdWtp0L2oo
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>>35016604
really looks like a numale for someone who's "redpilled"
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>>35016604
He looks like Osama Bin Laden
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woman should be disregarded and ignored, not studied
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r9k if you've ever felt pathetic, at least you're not me.
>be me
>meet girl on soc (she uses r9k often)
>we hit it off really well and we have a lot of similar interests
>first night we call we fall asleep on the phone together
>havent felt a connection to a person like this in a long time
>feelsgoodman
>a month passes by and things are amazing
>starting to fall in love
>all of a sudden one day a "friend" of hers starts to talk to her again
>blocks all contact with me
>plead for her to come back/call her a bunch
>eventually i make a post reaching out to her on /cgl/ (i know she uses the board a lot)
>comes back, tells me she had a lot of problems with her "friend"
>find out later it's an abusive ex she dealt with for months
>lied to me about a lot of details about them
>forgive her and try to move on
>things are great for another few months
>has a suicide scare in october and almost book it to go see her
>abusive ex told her to kill herself
>things get better again
>december comes around and i book ticket to see her in may
>got passport
>we were gonna spend 2 weeks in canada
>jan comes by and things start to get a bit rocky
>figure its just the distance
>plan a special valentines gift
>filled a jar with notes of things i loved about her
>painted her 2 things (her favorite flower/char from her fav anime)
>send it to her
>she starts becoming really distant
>valentines day 3 am i get a text
>i appreciate everything but i have feelings for someone else
>this person made me realize we cant be together
>cry, a lot
>beg for her to think it through
>tells me she met this person less than a month ago
>mfw
(cont)
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nice pasta nerd
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>>35016585
That's what you get for trying to being happy...
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>find out from another guy she used to talk to
>apparently she told him she loved him too
>she told me i was the only person she loved
>cry even more
i lay here in my bed, teary eyed as im finishing this post, with a non-refundable ticket to canada.
and i still love her
how'd i do r9k
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im getting fat
my belly had been hurting for the past few hours since i ate a plate of curly fries, four pieces of pizza, and three scoops of icecream for lunch
probably going to do something similar for dinner
anyone else getting fat here?
how are you doing it?
why are you getting fat?
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Did you know if you eat too much in one sitting you can actually split your stomach open, causing stomach acid to spill into your abdomen which can kill you?
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>>35016634
nice, might try that this evening
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>>35016571
>why are you getting fat?
Alcohol, I was the same weight for years, mostly because I don't eat much, but then I started drinking heavily and now I'm constantly gaining weight. I don't really care though, it's not like it matters, alcohol at least makes me happy.
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The eternal question:
You're a mild mannered red haired teenager in high school, and they both are madly in love with you.
Choose
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>>35016568
The left because I got a thing for ponytails and she's white
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>>35016568
The one with black hair. Black hair and white hair are the only colors worth anything.
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miss blossom
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Do girls get off at the thought of being impregnated? Femanons, do you imagine being impregnated when masturbating?
pls tell for science
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>>35016546
>pls tell for science
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>>35016546
Not female but from experience i can tell you they do
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before i had an actual psychological meltdown and became the pathetic wretch i am today, i had dated/fucked 3 girls and they all had a serious love of creampies/impregnation play. they were all on the pill but girls are pretty good at getting into the mindset anyway
itt post your CHAD name
>Ken
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>>35016520
>my CHAD name
If I had one, I'd be better off.
How about Chad?
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Rod Long
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>>35016520
jesse
chad as fuck thats my name
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>tfw doctors have never asked if im sexually active
do they just know?
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>>35016504
of course they do they're doctors
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>>35016504
When i went to the doctor. I just lost all my selfworth.
>"Are you sexually active?"
>"No"
>"Girlfreind?"
>"Nah"
>"Smoke or Drink?"
>"Sometimes beer..."
>Do you have any freinds?
>Ouch.jpg
>"Take off your shirt please"
>I do
>"Wow does your spine hurt"
>"No why?"
>"Its really bent, do you exercise?"
>"Sometimes"
>Doesnt buy it
Just reminder of my failures
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>>35016936
>>"Girlfreind?"
>>Do you have any freinds?
Wonder why he thought he needs to know this. My doctor only asks me if I smoke/drink/do other drugs. Maybe he just assumes I'm a friendless, gfless virgin
Are ginger grills robot friendly?
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>>35016436
Damn look at that fucking face
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>>35016436
not really
my ex was a ginger and she had BPD or something like that, it was hell
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>>35016436
no girls are robot friendly
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Robots, do you think I'm in a bad spot?
For the last 4 months
>weed thrice a week
>drink almost every weekend
>acid every 2 weeks, for the last 4 weeks every weekend
>just recently started rolling MDMA, might do it every 2 weeks or every weekend
>tried coke once
>tried 2CB twice and didn't like it
>used to do ritalin for a whole year with months of interval of not doing it
>doctor just prescribed me zoloft for depression (suicidal for years) and clonazepam
>I get anxious just thinking that I have to quit
I do it because being sober=depression=suicidal thoughts for me
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>>35016422
You're asking because you know that you have an issue, but you want someone to say "NAH that's healthy bro". Please start going to NA or something. It sounds like drugs are taking an uncomfortable amount of your thinking time
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Not a doctor or anything but I'm fairly sure doing all of those that often isn't healthy, physically or mentally. Just keep it to weed and beer. Not sure how those interact with your prescribed shit though.
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>>35016467
>Please start going to NA or something.
What the fuck does NA stand for, alcoholic anonymous?
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>Mommy left me $20 to buy food
Oh shit, what should I get? Food near me:
>Mcdonalds
>Burger King
>Wendys
>Popeyes
>White Castle
>Chinese Food
>Mom & Pop Pizza
>Like 5 Delis
The sky's the limits guys.
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>>35016343
You should eat bread with mayo
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>>35016343
Loaf of bread and jar of mayo.
Works for me
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>>35016343
You live near a White Castle? WHY the fuck are you taking time to post about it. Slam some sliders for your robot buddy anon
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Proof that all women are worthless whores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mrxQpKmyV4
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>>35016304
Now switch cock for pussy and ask the same question to a bunch of drunk dudes. Proof that all men are worthless fuqboiis. Cry more ;_;
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>>35016386
cuck
ori
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>>35016304
>bar girls
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>In a "relationship"
>NO sexual contact whatsoever for the past 6 >months, even though we've shared a bed >multiple times.
>She's said she'd feel perfect if I were a eunuch >because she's not interested in sex.
>Medroxyprogesterone acetate has been used >to castrate sexual predators in the past to >some success.
>I've got a steady supply (6USD per 450mg).
>Should I do this?
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give her a raping
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>>35016302
Retarded nigger
Originalto contralto
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>>35016302
>Should I castrate myself because I'm orbiting some girl and
No, you retard.
Leave that relationship. She'll just insult you and embarrass you if you go through with it. It's not worth the money, pain, lowered self-esteem, time or effort
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>Anon, it's mating season and our pussies are aching, get down on your knees and pleasure us.
How do you respond? Keep in mind horses have very wet vaginas.
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>no horse gf
J U ST
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You are very very ill.
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>>35016328
I... I unfortunately can't not save something like this
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TFW at an age where I should be a family man and not a guy who drinks after work. This isn't how I wanted my future to be
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>>35016279
i thought family men WERE guys who drink after work...?
didn't know these were mutually exclusive
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>>35016279
>tfw no drunk daddy
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>>35016279
>tfw the ride wont end
>tfw you hate drinking enough that you cant drink yourself to death
>tfw you nolonger have tfw