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no because i still can't fuck any of them

>>35017255
that's because of physics anon
not your crippling lack of social grace
fat women are disgusting

>20 years pass
>all the thicc women are just fatties
>however the obesity trend continues
>haes and related shit catch on mainstream and are accepted by the majority
>thicc women from 20 years ago are still considered sexy and thicc by the new standard

This really could happen.

Even if I told you you still wouldn't study, faggot.

>>35017271
just spit it out.

>>35017400
>take all your notes and spread them out in front of you.
>turn off tv, phone, all distractions.
>masturbate between all the pages
> call your parents and tell them you're not ready for college.

Bada bing nada boom you're ready to pass that test.

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>>35017155
>funnies or funnys
fucking no.

>>35017155
Moar like dis pls

>>35017155
Jesus Christ this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Bump since i am really curious

I don't know, hating an entire gender seems so arbitrary. If you're going to hate such a large number of people, it doesn't make sense to stop at a gender. Either hate everyone or no one.

>>35017699
They are some general differences between genders and both can be hated for very different reasons.

Most woman-haters on r9k seem to be okay with men in general.

>>35017024
I think my voice has actually been fucked up by the lack of use

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>>35017048
I can't regulate my volume very well anymore.
I can't tell but my voice apparently gets progressively quieter the longer I talk to someone.
My fucking voice is out of shape.

>>35017024
I talk to myself all the time when I'm alone...

Is this the ultimate symptom of robot?

>>35016934
Are you sure she isn't just a normal mother OP?

>>35016934
>an impregnation fetish
That a weird fetish anon. Disgustful

>your son
Um...

story is fake

this is not the original OP

fuck off faggot

sure. Originally of course

>>35016982
I don't even care if the story's fake, I just want to see how it ends

>>35016917
i know man, everytime i go shopping i hope i can get a gf this time but it never happens

>>35016917
maybe it was too dark outside

If that's you, then you're no 9/10. I'd give you a solid 6. Maybe a generous 6.5 or 7.

>>35016852
Shareblue is not going to stop. The fact that people keep falling for fake news is embarrassing.

Its just shills and shitposters looking to rile people up, ignore it

>>35016852

Wow a gay man was raped fucking shocking how come no one has mentioned homosexuality being caused by child abuse when child abuse is so common among the gay community. Homosexuality is just a fetish.

chad hate women too but know they can fuck them all

>>35016837
I don't hate them.

I just don't understand them, nor do I care to at this point.

I don't think things would be better if traditionalism picked up again though. Women were kinda always shit.

Fuck no. Women are disgusting.

>trusting anything that bleeds once a month and loves to complain about it.

Traps are the future of human kind once an artificial womb is perfected

>>35016755
Looks like at least one guy was very happy with her.

No. My gf gave her boyfriend a blowjob when she was 16 and even though she was a technical "virgin" when I deflowered her at 17 I'm not satisfied and will probably break up with her because she's had another man's cum in her mouth.

Because I assume she's taken a shower. I'm not a virgin either. should she throw a fit because I've had another woman's pussy juice on my face?

Usually your parents or school staff will notice the symptoms of autism and then have you tested so if that hasn't happened you you're probably not autistic, just lazy.

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>>35016931
You're probably right sadly. I just have a general aversion to normie types and spend my time in my basement. I have always been a lazy motherfucker

>>35016737
I went to psychiatrist and said "I think I may have aspergers, I've read about it and it describes me." Then listed all the weird things I do. She sent me to therapy and therapist did an 100+ question survey with me. Then I went to therapy couple of times and when there was enough information and proof that I might have it I was sent to some doctor who basically specialises in this shit and I had to do a stupid childish ADOS test and my mother was interviewed. Got an diagnosis at the age of 19.

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Nihilism is trash.

ok if nothing matters why don't you kys.. also Nihilism is the pussy's way out

>>35016714
>>35016721

Spotted the failed normies drinking Koolaids trying to fit in.

>unsheathe penis
>teleport behind her
>heh nothin personal roastie

>>35016657
>Grab the sheath when she swings it. Kick her in the stomach.

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>>35016657
> posta di donna
heh, amateur italian pleb

Because I don't find Jap women desirable, for one.

because you can expect to be a cash cow that her and her entire family milks dry

>>35016655
I am, and it's not an easy language. A lot of work.