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>>35021649
ayy lmao fuck that and fuck you freak

>>35021675
where did you get that gif of zambz?

>>35021649
daggghgggggghhh

>>35021618
Why tomorrow night, Just do it now or in a few minutes, pussy!

Why not tonight?

>>35021618
What is that in there ?

>>35021571
what is it about this look that causes women to swoon?

I'm jealous about that strong maxila.
It's all about the maxila.
Weak maxila + autism = robot.

He is truly a Chad.

>>35021597
look at that jawline you retarded faggot

I'm watching Re:Zero but I'm not caught up to where I left off in the manga yet

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Flip flappers, probably my show of the year

>Psycho Pass S2

do yourself a favor and don't

Are you the ugly fag on the left? No wonder you're posting pics of some random girl onto the internet, can't get satisfaction until you've ruined someone's life just like your appearance did with yours.

wow, almost went to the site

also did she kill herself or not

>>35021366
>>35021325
>not seeing that I made a honeypot that guy maimon fell for
check the imgur links

>>35021185
He wasn't beaten enough as a child. Seriously, that's all autism is. Ever notice how it didn't start really popping up until the early 80's? About around the time when it stopped being socially acceptable to smack your kids when they were acting retarded.

>>35021185
i'm pretty sure his problem is autism

>>35021501

correlation isn't causation you nigger. If you think ChrisChan's problem is just that he wasn't spanked enough, you have not gazed into the abyss that is his Youtube anthology.

he has some kind of severe brain damage, mental illness, or chemical imbalance. something is terribly, terribly wrong with him. I'd be lying if I said I didn't derive a measure of sadistic glee from watching his endless downward spiral, but I feel guilty about it.

>>35021120
Upper right corner, ever since The election.

even though I'm registered as libertarian and voted for Gary Johnson

>>35021120
upper left, but im not a leftist ( not mentally retarded)
i just dont like the uncontrolled free market

Political discussion is for normalfaggots. I only vote for the man that will most likely expand neetbux and other social programs - nothing else matters to me.

not eating at all simple as that tap water all day

A peanut butter sandwich with tap water.

>>35021019
That shit is good with cinnamon. I used to have toast with butter and cinnamon a lot.

>rice and spam
>canned soup on rice
>pasta with a can of alfredo sauce

i read that dale carnegie book and realized I was doing social interaction wrong

Exposure therapy, Shrink for the Shy Guy podcast, mindfulness and self-compassion meditation. A lot of pain and a willingness to work through the pain.

>>35020979
I thought a normie was just anyone who wasn't a ... total NEET nerd I guess? That would include people who have no charisma and are even having a hard time in life. Especially those who have partners. I get called a normie all the time here and was under the impression I was a normie. Yeah so anyway I have 0 charisma and life is not easy.

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>>35020909
Socialism is for fags

Do commies really think they won't have to work if the state went full socialist? Society does not run itself.

>>35020909
Agree.

Bernie would have made a great president.

Here's to hoping he runs in 2020.

Yeah I found a mod that turns Transport Tycoon into an Auschwitz simulator. It's a blast!

this PewDiePie game on my phone

>>35020857
is this 4 real or just a meme?

>>35020712
the budweiser was at 5% alcohol just to clear the OP up

Popped 70mg of vyvanse in the morning to brighten my mood and give myself more energy

30mg IR adderall with magnesium supplements to see what they did
it lessened the jaw-clenching but dampened the effects overall, not worth it

literally autism the game

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Long time player (6 years) and I find myself playing less and less. I feel like I don't have the creativity and drive I used to to build things. I really only play for about 5 to 10 minutes or so before turning it off.

Anyways, it's a comfy game. Throw all the memes and "it's a game for autistic 10 year olds" out the window because it's actually really fun. Like Legos that don't cost any money.

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>>35020613
it's gone anon
>the days of comfy-ass servers
>the days of knowing dog-shit about the game and wandering loosely around the randomly generated world
>the days of making a comfy house out of scratch and contemplate the voxel landscape
>the days of waiting for a small update to fix some bugs and just maybe, add something new
it's never going back
let go

>>35020584
>secretly take out phone start recording
>"what did you say?"

>>35020584
id unironically beat her and give her a reason to call the cops
thats the thing about trying to screw over ppl who have nothing to lose, prison would be an improvement over my life, and, honestly, id even like it

>>35020584
Tell her bye. Show the video of her saying that when the cops arrive since I always record when I have sex just in case.

Okay I have a story that really isn't a big deal but it made me kinda sad

>I'm in a big group tutoring session at my college cause I'm a brainlet
>Somehow I end up sitting between two really pretty girls so I was excited because the way the tutoring works is you work with the people next to you
>when the class commander says to group I go to introduce myself
>before I can even speak one of the girls has started talking to a guy ACROSS THE ISLE to avoid talking to me
>the other literally asks a girl behind us to be her partner and she climbs over the seats to escape my hideousness
>did the whole thing alone feelsbadman

>>35021036
I know that feel, but I don't get sad from it. The things that make me sad are always happy things, like my childhood, or good memories, or seeing my old friends going on big adventures to exotic places. And here I am....

>>35021089
I know what you mean about the happy things being sad, childhood especially. Whenever I think about Christmas morning as a kid or something like that I wanna die