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Are there any kind robots or neets who can maybe spare a few bucks for someone who is down on their luck?

Long story short I was kicked out of my house recently and I'm staying in my car. My savings is down to about $25 and I need some bucks for food and gas.

I have a plan to get myself out of this mess but it's going to take at least two months to come together, meanwhile I'm trying to see what oddjobs or short term jobs I can do around my area. Neetbux and welfare isn't a possibility.

I can stretch out money to last a while, but I can't make $25 last two months

If anyone feels like tossing me a few bucks for food or gas my paypal is [email protected]

Thanks again to any robots who give me anything or bump the thread, I really do appreciate it!

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>That one kid who claimed to have seen a secret episode of a TV show in which the characters did something outlandish or unbelievable and his mother told him he couldn't tell anyone else about it

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>tfw chad still bullies you even in videogames

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>tfw mommy is threatening to have me circumcised if I don't get good grades this semester
can someone plz tutor me I don't want them to take my foreskin

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Let's post our ideal boyfriend/girlfriend (keyword is IDEAL so nothing about standards being too high)

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>meet new chad friends in my job

>go out with them and meet by chance my high school crush

>he tells me that my crush wanted to fuck him but he wont because "He is my bro"

i think i should stop this friendship

i dont want to have a friendship where the other part has a spade of damocles on my neck

what do you think about it?

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Look at these soulless eyes
the hell is wrong with women?

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Well, I've had this thought in the back of my head now for several days and I decided to share it with you guys and look for an answer.

Do girls/women like tall guys? I know height is an indication of good genes and nutrition, but is it really as important as people make it out to be? I pondered the idea that males have developed the notion of height being an important factor through years of evolution. This results in short men lacking the confidence to talk to taller women even though they might have a decent shot. Maybe taller women only end up with taller guys because short dudes are afraid, and this only perpetuates the idea that short = better even further. I've seen countless examples of short girls with tall guys, so why not vice versa? Just a thought. I would really appreciate /r9k/'s opinion because I'm a relatively short male who has been turned down by all of the girls I have ever asked out (two, to be exact). I am wondering if my height played a role in this, however I am more inclined to believe that my lack of ability to open up to women is the reason. I find it difficult to treat them as a friend unless we're very close.

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>normie tries to bring attention to how quiet you are

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How low can women go?

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Play with me, robots

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Man, when i was younger, I used to really beat myself up over the fact that I wasnt white. I guess it's bound to happen when you're surrounded by nothing but white all the time. But growing up and especially now, I'm kind of glad im not. They're boring, generic and very inferior in terms of genetics. They have 1001 allergies and age like milk. They're also associated with the cuck meme today.

There's just something really refreshing about being an exotic man coming from a nation with centuries of culture and heritage. I honestly, look down upon white people these days. I dont mean to, i mean its not like you chose to be white, but i just cant help it.

No hate though, love you all
Peace love and positivity, guys.

Also im not black

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Any anons here who has their own wiki page?

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>Be me
>Be 16, 8/10
>First job, work full time all summer
>Second day on the job
>Standing around
>See (in my eyes) 10/10 qt co worker
>Literally think to myself "she is beautiful"
>Introduce myself
>We become friends over the summer working together
>Work the same shift every friday, hang out for an hour after work every friday
>other chads show intrest, but she doesn't like them, so I am not worried
>she seems to be interested in me
>we laugh, and she lets me pick her up for piggy back rides and whatnot, she is very small while i am 6'2"
>shes perfect
>fall in love, actual love
>she is my oneitis
>look forward to seeing her every day, my only real motivation for keeping my job, as I was very depressed at the time
>Only saw her for 1-2 hours a day sometimes, but it is what made my day
>I have never felt genuine love towards someone before, its so pure, I can't let this pass me by
>summer is coming to an end
>she tells me she is quitting, she gives her 2 week
>I do the same, she is my only reason to be working at this point
>other co workers are cool and all, but ill never see them again, oneitis is my main focus
>last week of working
>she is talking to me about how she likes someone but doesn't know how to tell them
>I am 85% confident that it is me, we just get along so well, it has to be me
>Tell her that I need to tell her something important after work the next day
>i had to tell her how i felt, things like this only happen once in a lifetime
>don't sleep that night, playing out scenarios in my head
>wide awake the next day, because of anxiety
>i have never been more anxious in my life
>my shift starts a few hours before hers
>anticipating how im gonna tell her all day
>she ends up not coming to work that day\
>exhausted, but realize that I am going to have to tell her the next day
>go through the same sleepless anxiety fueled night.
>the fateful day comes
>heart is beating out of my chest all day
Will continue, too long.

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>tfw no voraphile gf