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Do you think all the original true robots that were around when this started have left or gone away leaving only failed Normies?

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>>35020186
>khv
>only 1 irl friend
>big family so talk with them sometimes
>no job or prospects
>never go out

I don't consider myself a robot, but I'm kind of in that ball park, maybe a failed normalfag

/blog

>>35020186
>KHV
>Live with parents
>major social anxiety can barely talk to anyone, but when I do can't shut the fuck up.
>No career
>Chronic masturbator
>I am my only friend

This is the only place I feel a little bit comfortable, but I can't help, but say it's gone down hill a bit.

>>35020185
latino is not a race

>>35020185
>I live in NYC, and most of the mixed couples I've seen where White Guy & Latina Woman or White Guy & Indian woman couples

You just answered your own question. Latina bitches and Poojas love BWC, even more than Asian women do, because their love comes specifically from hating their own skin and wanting their children to be more European (In the case of beaner bitches) or have lighter skin (In the case of Poojas). Asian women are a close second

i guess white beta cucks are better than latino beta cucks it seems

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>>35020155
Is Tommy /ourguy/?

>>35020155
Pretty good at least I can fap still

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>sex

I SMELL BEER
I SMELL RUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF SOME NORMIE SCUM
FEE
FI
FO
FUM
IN A GIRL, YOU HAVE CUM
FUM
FO
FI
FEE
GET OUT NORMAN, FUCKING RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mexicoriginal

OP here, pic unrelated (i don't have trap pics on my cellphone )

fuck i posted the same two time

>mexican internet

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>>35020071
I was just feeling this feel this morning. I brush 2x a day, use mouthwash 2x a day, and floss once every day but my teeth are still starting to look like shit. I don't know why I even try anymore

>>35020071
make sure you wait at least 30 mins after eating before you brush so you don't damage your teeth. also cut out soda completely.

>tfw brush twice a day with whitening toothpaste
>nothing changes

Coffee just cucked my shit up

Yes anon its fine. Why else would be the one of the two animals able to cry.

>>35020024
It's alright man we all have feels

Yeah, if you're a girl. You... you are a girl, right?

>HIEL TRUMP
>do 360
>Leave

>>35019991
YEAH I WAS READING A POST ON FOUR CHAN AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY SO I LAUGHED

DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT

>>35019991
"battery chan hit 13.5"

Which is, what?

Animu and hentai? XD X3

>>35020008
YESSS, YESSSSSSS

Where is the OKC for autists? My standards are low as fuck in terms of looks, but I need you to be an autistic degenerate like me

alright guys my post has nothing to do with op's post

i heard some normies talking about someone thinking netflix and chill meant sit around and watch netflix

what the fuck, i thought this is what it meant? i'm not joking, i have no idea what "netflix and chill" means if it doesn't mean "relax and watch netflix."

what does it mean?

I doubt it Anon, my dad usually stays up late and occasionally falls asleep on the couch, unless he has like a blank and pillow then yeah you probably should.

>>35020039
He had blank and pillow :(

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>>35020165

Yeah sorry I meant to spell blanket.

I wouldn't be to worried though, pay attention to their conversations and tone of voice/ mood towards each other. It's pretty much all up to common sense beyond that.

sit back with my feet up and watch the normies freak out while i laugh

Get drunk and wait for the state to kill me.

>>35019834
>millions of freshly unemployed people getting into wellfare means you are likely to get cut
>unemploment will devaluate currency anways since people struggle to afford basic necesities

my life in a post

>>35019607
Why didn't you just get your work done?

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>>35019749
idk it's easier to not but it's stressfull when I have work. I put it off idk

>>35019533
I'm not autistic enough to get invited

Why the fuck would you want to be invited? You want to watch some nigguh fuck a bimbo stacy while you jerk off your 2 inch dick? Kill yourself cuck.

>>35019594
Because it's my turn for sex.

What's it like being a real adult with actual responsibilities?

>>35019494
Happy Birthday anon. I'm turning 34 later this year, the ride is only speeding up. My personal outlook on the phenomenon is that the lack of novel experiences creates the sensation of rapid time loss, whereas lots of novel experiences (traveling, activities, adventures) is a denser use of time and in our brain feels much more substantial. The daily grind of monotonous work is responsible for stealing our lives away.

i am jealous that you are closer to death than me

it's not worth it to try and fit in. if you want to fit in you need to be prepared for a shit ton of rejection my friend

>>35019436
>>35019436
But again all that rejection might be worth it, but I feel like if I'd ever achieve a normie status I'd be not happy either. Are we, as a cyborgs, doomed to be alone? Probably it's all about balancing between these two types, which might as well give a power to borrow the best traits of normies and robots to sort of succeed in life.

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I'm a cyborg.
I have good socials skills and I look pretty good.
However, I've never even considered fitting in.

The normie world has no substance. It's just filled to the brim with vacuous, uninteresting, dumb bullshit.
I have it a chance because I thought there might be something beneath the surface. Nope.
This is my advice for you. Use your cyborg gifts to reap the benefits of the normie world. You'll be able to do business, fuck whores and achieve a certain social status which will open up doors for you in life.

However, when it comes to your private life always befriend robots and other cyborgs. They will be your true friends. You can have the best of both worlds. There is really no need to commit to one side.

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>>35019346
well you can at least feel good that you're able to do that over in Yurostan. Here in Burgerland keeping prostitution outlawed is one of the few things all our politicians agree on. Except for a few bits of non-Vegas Nevada in the middle of nowhere 2,000 miles away, apparently it's okay there, sometimes.

>>35019459
Oh I'm from the US, I just decided to go there after reading a lot online about FKK clubs. I can guarantee I wouldn't have had as good a time if I paid some random hooker or went to Nevada or something.

>>35019459
Thanks god hookers are allowed here. The ones hurt the most by this are the robots. No wonder there are so many school shooters in the US, autists need to relieve themselves too