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>raised by a happy family
>still a fuck up
there's no escape anon

>random excuse #174902
>le never had a chance meme
nice thread

>>35020860
Are you me anon
Orig

>>35020782
Everyone from the UK is mentally challenged. Why would you want that.

>>35020782
>>35015070
if it's foot stuff you want, come over here

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>>35020782
That's gross. Why do you wanna lick feet?

>>35020780
who the fuck are you?
today is monday
you were supposed to go today
also possible underage?

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Don't go guys...

>>35020850
Its fucking presidents day you foreigner

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ANON YOU HAVE TO STOP NOW!!!! THIS RIDE LITERALLY NEVER ENDS!!! STOP!!! STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!

>>35020778
The taboo calls the loudest.

You need to escape while you can.

>>35020807
Can confirm. Stop while you can annon. I actually feel proude when I don't jack to traps on the weekends. It's a downhill ride.

Your are right but only semi chads and above have the ability to do anything with the girl aside from orbiting

worked for me in high school senpai alam

in retrospect dark room /photography probably best class i ever took.

It's nice if you want to be a white knight cuck and artificially raise worthless whore's self esteem I guess

>>35020719
dumb original normie

>>35020736
I'm not a normie, at best I'm an autist who got lucky and made friends with some normies, and now that I don't see them daily they've stopped talking to me.

Yeah, time to let go, really only the closest of friends stay friends after HS. Don't even know what mine do now

>>35020673
Even if you aren't wearing underwear, it's not gay. You're just getting off with your bro.
Do you have a story to share?

>>35020733
Well I'm thinking of asking my friend (who is also straight and a virgin) if he'd like to try frotting just for fun. We play around and wrestle I think it'd be fun to rub together.

>>35020773
Are you also straight and a virgin?
Go for it, it could be lots of fun and if he freaks out or something just play it off as a joke.

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Don't tell me I'm the only one

I wouldn't know, never had any irl friends

i was almost an internet celebrity back in my teen days, have people and girls from all over the globe adoring and messaging me, everyday was an adventure, i got a ldr qt virgin gf that already loved me before talking me and i didnt had to d . anything to get her, got a lot friends, my future looked bright and infinite

fast forward the present, nobody gives a shit about me, my normiebook is so dead that i have to private all my stuff in case of somebody watch it(nobody does tho) my gf dumped me after one year of realising i was actually not that cool as my famous persona (she even told me that stone cold) all my "friends" stopped talking me or delete me, nobody has congrat me for my bday since 2013 , i tried to create a new famous persona now on twitter but gave up after 1 year of being ignored

how do we live with these feels? i dunno i just live for revenge, i want to be so important that all the people i meet feel sorry for not having me in their lifes anymore , i want to ththey compare their lives with me and feel insignificant, i have the potential to gain a life like that and if i think closely revenge is my only motivation, i guess you need one too op

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fuck, man.
pic related

>>35020667
Worst part is
a month ago marked the third year anniversary of the day I met her.

>be sophomore in hs
>after years ofchqving no friends & being khhv decide to ask my oneitis for her phone number
>get it amazingly, even tells me to text her first
>text her, she rrally didb't talk about anything interesting & eventually stopped texting me back
>find out later she was a dumb whore, despite every other indicating factor
>probably cucking me while i texted her
>tfw she was a 5/10 at best
I got really pissed at women after that since she was the only chick I could lower my standards for and got cucked like every other time I tried for a chick. I'm now considering castration.

staying awake

stop drinking so much caffeine

>>35020477
there is only one trick to this and it is to have a job where you enjoy what you do and make good money doing it. Otherwise everything is literally a chore and why not sleep instead?

>>35020391
Yes because the liberals the are against everything Trump is for. Trump loves Jews therefore liberals now hate Jews. Trump hates muslims so the left now loves them. Trump hates war so now liberals love it and are pushing for war.

>>35020434
I hope you see the irony in your post

>>35020391
we should just move to israel desu
also i hope the whites do remove the brownskin hordes from their nations, it's vastly preferable to the alternative
you don't want to live in a world with no europeans, admit it

pic related, i only have 47 amigos

>>35020369
It looks as though I've got 656, including any of the bullshit pages I friended when I was younger and Facebook was still coming out.

I'll see myself out.

About 500, i dont like filler friends.

i have schizoid personality and aspergers, which is almost the same thing. basically autism

I was officially diagnosed when I was a toddler. I'm relatively high-functioning but people can immediately tell that there's something wrong with me.

I think I got it from my dad.

In had my 1st session with a therapist in 3rd grade. A kid has been stepping on the backs of my shoes on the way to art class so when we got there I threw a pair of scissors at him. The school held a meeting with the superintendent, I was suspended for a month and required to go to therapy.

My first session with the therapist I sat completely motionless and stared at a corner of the ceiling for the entire hour refusing to recognize any of it. That was my way of protesting. She quickly diagnosed me with an autism spectrum disorder and consequences have never been the same.

>>35020342
lol do you really think people here are that new to not recognize the picture?

holy shit she must have a huge cock!

good taste
i like gingers too

INFP every time. Just a woman trapped in a man's body and not even with the courtesy to be gay.

>>35020215
fuck it i forgot to link it
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

>>35020215
Apparantly this one is more accurate http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm