Sex before age of 20 is degenerate also outside of marriage or at least from long relationship. For women, they should be married at least by age 18
yeah you are pretty much right. i would put ages on it but i think it is immoral to have pre-marital sex but as long as married you are usually fine
>>35022285
I think long-term relationships make it alright, specifically if you're planning on marriage.
Casual sex is just what's bad.
>>35022285
Pretty much ideal, but society will never accept it.
>have massive crush on qt at work
>go to the pisser and take a look at myself in the mirror
>realize everything is hopless
>>35022274
You can suppress the butterflies by tuning her out. If she interacts with you, just reply with one word answers in a monotone voice.
>>35022274
>at work
NORMIE! REEEEEEE! GET OFF THIS BOARD NORMIE! REEEEE!
>>35022317
thats not possible, I like her too much
How do you cope with depression, /r9k/?
twitch streamer.
just listening to this girl talk is like saving my life
Crying.
The 'keep it to yourself' method works wonders.
Taking 90mg Duloxetine everyday, pretend i don't want to kill myself
I feel like I'm gonna explode soon. I started working out a few months ago in an attempt to channel this anger into something positive. It's going pretty well and I'm already seeing results, but it's just not enough. I don't know what to do, fellow anons. I can't handle being a KHV much longer.
>>35022254
I'll be your runescape gf at the small price of 10 Santa hats a day.
>>35022254
You can't lift away inferiority.
Face, height, bones, brain, dick size.
If you don't have at least a few of these things on your side, then fuck lifting.
>>35022254
Kill yourself you fucking duck faggot
What do you think goes through someone's mind when they make eye contact with you?
This guy is suspicious
>>35022178
>suspicious
>creepy
>might do drugs
>untrustworthy/rapey
>socially inept
>probably psychotic
See the way I look, I don't blame them. But all I want is a real human connection. Being able to socialize and interact with people is so stimulating. I remember when I had friends and when things pretty okay.
>>35022178
>creepy
>suspicious
>perverted
>weak, pathetic
>likely has some mental disorder
I think that's everything
Could we please get a green text thread going? It can be a story about anything that you can fit into at least one post preferably. Let's get back to what made /r9k/ good. I'll start.
>be me
>5 years ago junior in HS
>go to a hot spring with these 2 grils (Ive known one for a very long time and was invited because they felt bad for me I'm pretty sure)
>at hot spring and the one Im old friends with starts sitting on my lap
>Holyshit man
>start to get a little chub thankfully she's not sitting directly on my croch
>eventually we leave
>drop off that other gril
>she starts driving me to my home
>we pull over and start taking a little bit
I've been drinking a lot that night because I was super nervous FYI
>literally ask if I can finger her (I'm a khv)
>she says sure (slut)
I still have no idea to this day how the fuck she said yes I literally just asked like that
>she pulls down her pants and undies
>can't see shit be cuz it's dark as fuck out and the car is off
>*fingers slip in*
>start to finger bang her
>ask what you do when your fingering cuz I'm autustiv as fuck
>"usually make out"
>lean over and start to kiss I have no idea what the Fuck I'm doing
>make out for like a minute straight
>pull my face back and start fingering her really hard
>she organisms
>I pull out my fingers and then taste them
>"it tastes like fish"
WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT
>drive to my house and never talk about that night again
That was literally my first kiss and time ever being with a gir. I don't talk to her anymore.
Does no body else want to join in? Shameful self bump
Really no joins?
bumperino kripperino
Oregeno
ENGLAND IS MINE
IT OWES ME A LIVING
IMMIGRANTS FOOKIN TAKIN MAH JOBS WIV MY 2 GCSES
>>35022119
PACKYS TACKING MY JOBS WITH MUH BTEC LEVEL 2 REEEEEE
>>35022002
MINE IT OWNS ME A LIVING ENGLAND
If you managed to get in a loving relationship, and that person cheated on you after 5 years and you knew they deeply regretted it and it was only going to be a one time thing for sure, would you still end the relationship?
>>35021995
of course. its never a one time thing. in fact, relationships are for suckers.
>>35021995
yes, but i wuold never get into a relationship in the first place
>>35021995
It wasn't a loving relationship if one party is cheating.
>ordered from the same pizza place for a year
>they got my birth date from my mom
>the entire staff are coming tommorow to celebrate my birthday
i'm so fucking nervous guys what will i talk to them about??
tell them you cant make it because you're gonna go to the club or some other normie shit
then hide in your room and eat pizza from another place
Cancel your order. Never order from there again. Order from another piZza place.
>>35021979
This sounds fake why would they do this?
WHY ARE NORMIES SO INCONSIDERATE WITH THE NOISE THEY MAKE
THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORING DORM ARE LIRERALLY SCREWMING HAVING A DUNK CONTEST MAKING A LOUD SLAMMING NOISE EVRRY 2 MINUTES I JUST WANT TO READ HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU B THIS OBNOXIOUS ITS A MONDAY NIGHT
>>35021937
the one thing i did to put a stop to this was grabbing my roommate's subwoofer and speakers, turn volume up to max, then play raining blood (the entire song)
normies assume there's a fucking psycho living nearby and they have the whole "I DON'T WANT TO GET MURDERED BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO IMPORTANNNNTTTTTT" mindset so this should work
some guy is drilling with power tools right above my room for 2 weeks now.
complained to the city hall. now he doesn't make any noise on the agreed times. i hope he fucking slips so i can call city hall again and he gets fined
Why not have drunk parties of your own?
You ever think of just hopping on a bus and going?
You can never escape the misery.
Nahh.
Public transport sucks.
Nah, I drove as far as I can
Ask someone who just got charged with Sexual contact and has to now go to court because of it
bamp a dump
Noodles
>>35021838
what does a charge of sexual contact entail?
like it wasn't quite assault but you were still rubbbing your dick with her hair?
I don't get it
Deputy sheriff here
Tell me what happened
>tfw no fembot gf
Is there a fembot here that wants to talk to me? I'm really lonely.
I'm a teenage khv and I like anime and vidya.
fucking teenagers need to get the fuck off my board
>>35021819
fuck you underage faggot. get the fuck off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35021827
>>35021847
B-but I'm not underage.
What's that anon? You think there are too many trap threads on this board? Let's fix that with some /huskyposting/! :)
I hope you're doing well. Have a bump.
>>35021774
Thanks! I hope you're doing OK too, anon!
>>35021655
I'll get you a husky, anon
>in line at Starbucks
>cutie standing behind me. Blonde. Long hair. Slim figure. Gorgeous. in business attire.
>guy in front of me orders some crazy complicated order that has the barista drooling with confusion
>turn to cutie and say "how long do you think it took this dude to perfect the worst cup of coffee ever?"
>cutie giggles
>say my name is anon
>she says her name is Cassandra
>we shake hands
>"you know, I'm around here almost every morning at 830. How about we have coffee together sometime?"
>she giggles shyly again and agrees. I pay for my coffee and hers without letting her know.
>I'm in my car when she discovers I payed for her
>she blushes and waves to me from outside the shop as I pull away
>never come back to that Starbucks again, change my name, get a haircut, move a town over, buy a new car despite being under crippling debt so she can't recognize it
Who here /DEVILISH/?
>>35021634
damn, how will Cassandra ever recover?
>>35021634
>Implying he leaves his basement
Top kek Anon
>>35021634
10/10 GOAT post anon. Thank you so fucking much for returning mischief posting to its former glory, at least for a brief moment in time.