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>>35024714
>OP makes shitty thread
>He starts sucking dicks
>he keeps sucking dicks as we all watch in horror
>he just can't stop sucking dicks
You Op.

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>>35024852
You sound like you have aspergers
pic related

>Join a discord server to make friends
>someone asks who I am
>get nervous and try to talk about something else
>get banned

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>>35024541
>doesn't understand that she's hinting

Next time, ask her to help you out. It's how I lost my virginity.

she wants the D m8

D-did she see it
Orig

Recovered from neetdom for 3 years, moved by myself, become fit and worked part time in several things that made me good money at the time.
With an active social life i was becoming "normal" until my retard mother decided i was addicted to drugs/crazy and forced me with a judge order to do a rehabilitation treatment of 9 months shut in "internation".

it fucked up my life, now i dont have a job, gained 45 lbs and returned to live with my mother, the worst part is that i experienced a "good life" and now i live like a shut in without enjoying it .
im thinking of poisoning the bitch, its ok? what poisons would appear as natural death?

>>35024471
>rejoining society
How about destroying society? I think that would do the most long term good for humanity.

Alas, just us robots couldn't make a dent.

>>35024648
>Recovered from neetdom for 3 years, moved by myself, become fit and worked part time in several things that made me good money at the time.
> With an active social life i was becoming "normal" until my retard mother decided i was addicted to drugs/crazy and forced me with a judge order to do a rehabilitation treatment of 9 months shut in "internation".
> it fucked up my life, now i dont have a job, gained 45 lbs and returned to live with my mother, the worst part is that i experienced a "good life" and now i live like a shut in without enjoying it .
> im thinking of poisoning the bitch, its ok? what poisons would appear as natural death?

That's fucking terrible anon, jesus. I'd try to leave her but also leave her no evidence of where you've gone this time. Steal her money if you have to to be independent but don't kill her, it will fuck you up more, lay heavy on your conscience. Plus, if you get caught, you'd be fucked

>>35024467
I bet it is nice I really do. It would be very hard for me to transition at 23 as a NEET.

>>35024490
get on hrt, faggot

>>35024528
A lot easier said than done. I'm a NEET like I said I have no income it's not as easy as ordering pills online for me. I would actually have to come out to my parents.

>>35024466
Don't, she will falsely accuse you of rape.

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Bro bump xxxooo

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>>35024491
That's oddly specific, is there a story you want to share?

>>35024397
That's... really fucked up anon. That's like slicing off women's clits Africa. It's stupid enough to do it when the boy is first born, but at that age that's insanely fucked up. I'm so sorry.

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>>35024397
>dad wanted to get me circumcized at 16
>I said no
>he yelled at me
>N-n-no dad
>disowned me

I blame it on the jews.

>>35024397
why would she think that would make you stop?

>>35024394
yeah it is definitely a noticeable difference, even though I only smoke one cig a day (asthma as a kid as well) smoke cigars or dip so you don't hurt your lungs

Smoking with no medical problems is bad for you and you're asking if inhaling smoke will affect your lung disorder. Think about that for a second and answer your own question.

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>>35024394
>don't really need to use my puffer
cute. quit while you're ahead...you're probably too young to care about the long term adverse affects of smoking but they are real. also, incorporate pumpkin (seeds?), papaya, and cabbage into your diet eating them will help heal your lungs.

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geez.....horsey is really going all out telling it like it is

Your stay has come to an end
You have to go back

>>>/pol/

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NIGGA! Better start giving m16s to the mentally ill! USA! USA! USA! *gets shot*

that's the chaddiest face I've ever seen

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>>35024360
Can you throw in a pelvic exam this time? I feel like my vagina is too tight and wet.

typical bot mindset
>hurr look at this chad doctor, and all the wymyn wanting him to fuck them
>see a girl: im in love tfw no doctor gf
you will never get out of the khv zone this way lads

so become a trap you lazy fuck piece of crap nobody likes you

>>35024338
Traps are not girls and are rarely cute. I'm not a tranny.

>>35024352
Obviously you haven't been in the trap thread.

>>35024303
No it's always been 99 percent shit with the occasional gem. Some nights r9k is super fun, lurk moar

>>35024303
this fucking board should be unlisted from the start.

Bringing arcanine back was a mistake.

DOWN WITH SNACKS

Indeed. I've met some white guys with pretty dark skin, but still light enough to be white, and they were all assholes.

>>35024266

evil dark person detected.

racist.

>>35024253
objectively true


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFGNQScRNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L58NPPQ5eI


HOWEVER

all truths lie on a bell curve

so thee will always be some good/bad people of any race

just at different percentages.

>tfw even saying "hi" to a girl either ends in now response or her getting creeped out

Start by trying to talk to them.
You'll screw up the first few but then slowly understand how to into gf

>>35024178
Or have people warn everyone about you and forever ruin your reputation before you get to that point.

t. victim

>tfw i see a dank pepe thread then find out it's a succubi

>>35024100
I know how you feel anon. I'm the exact opposite with the exception of video games which I think is considered boy stuff. Life sucks for people like us. I hope it gets better for you though <3

>>35024100
>born a girl
>want to do boy stuff
cry me a river. you'd have it a thousand times worse if you were a boy wanting to do girl stuff.

It does show up.

They always test your testosterone levels. They pick up a particular testosterone signature after testing a wankers blood.

Then they give you the "look".

Everybody masturbates senpai

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>>35024143

Can't you just say you had sex with a qt girl? Your body still treats it the same way right? It's just an orgasm in the end, right?