Why do women have such monkey brain.
Why are they addicted staring at smartphone and scrolling endlessly, this lizard brain is constantly looking for instant gratification.
This show they don't even have social skills or anything intelligent to say and yet there are endless faggots who will cut their own arm for pussy.
Women are stupid.
I am sick of this world
>>35025304
>I am sick of this world
all you had to say.
>>35025304
Good thing we robots don't just sit here staring at a screen scrolling endlessly, r-right?
>>35025304
this is what I do though
>girl at the the club says I'm cute
>says I should buy her and her friends a drink
>buy her and all her friends shots of Patron
>$80
>they say thanks and leave immediately
>I have no money for taxi home
>>35025303
WE ALL WARNED YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
>>35025303
neck yourself, faggot. i have no sympathy for roastie-enablers like you.
>>35025303
Never spend money on a chick you arent fucking, real of thumb dude.
I been watching some porns with blowjobs and it's got me thinking that looks kinda nice and I wouldn't mind having my doodle sucked but no gf
this path leads to you getting sucked off by old married """straight""" men from criagslist
quit while you're ahead, friend
>>35025306
no i don't want that i want a qt to do it
>>35025291
>>35025306
>>35025334
What the fuck is up with the bottom dick in OP's pic?
Would you rather:
>Shoot yourself
>Shoot someone else
Hardmode: Can't choose both.
If you chose someone else, than how many?
>>35025240
>If you chose someone else, than how many?
literally every human if you're giving me the opportunity
let's give another species a shot. this isn't working out
>>35025240
I'd choose myself. If I shot others, I would hate myself for the rest of my life and be forced to live in a shitty prison until my imminent execution. I would rather just end it than have to go through that suffering.
>>35025279
But you'll be the only one alive then.
Dear /r9k/ I hope you have a great day tomorrow and something good happens to you, no matter how small. That is it.
Thanks bunny lady
>>35025191
I'm gonna get ice cream and maybe give four triple A batteries to a qt girl tomorrow
Fuck you nigger shit bunny queer
Any advice to deal with depression? This week has been especially trying -- unwanted revelations deciding to come to light during one of my more demanding weeks, only adding onto my stress and furthering my depression. I want to take time off from uni, but my parents are so uptight about status and school (maybe because they came from the typical "from rags" Mexican family) that they'll cut me off if I even take a single day for myself. I can't even focus on my assignments because my head is just filled with conflicting thoughts and emotions.
I take it you live with them rather than in university accommodation? If so, if at all possible then take halls next year if not sooner. You may find that it makes all the difference. Was the best period of my life, quite probably.
>>35025363
I'd rather try to make them understand where I'm coming from and where I'm at then leave them in the blue and forget about them because of their lack of sensitivity.
>>35025189
you need to do something to alter your mindset. I was depressed, but i realised that being depressed doesnt help me tackle the issues im facing (although I understand depression is not a choice).
My advice is to find a way to tackle these issues. They are OBSTACLES, NOT barriers. theres a difference :)
Best of luck
Also what uni are you at?
>tfw farting around women is no longer considered flirting
>>35025185
>even a literal fucking landwhale can get sex and i can't
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
props to that black guy tbqh, that probably takes some serious effort to not throw up
>>35025185
Is that thing even human?
How the fuck could someone ever get to that point
SOMEONE IS FUCKING PAID TO MAINTAIN THIS WEBSITE
there are unironically at least a few people making a living from this
Proper sunflower seed etiquette is one seed at a time.
lick me
~ https://youtu.be/fn2ss7j8NmQ
https://youtu.be/OYBkATDCOC0
also when i was young my older cousin gave me chocolate covered sunflower seeds!
they're the best ^^ you can't only eat one seed at a time because it's tooooo gooood!
Why are people mean on the internet? Why do people get mad?
>>35024942
Internet became "real life :the expansion pack" when normies arrived.
Its been downhill ever since
>>35024978
/thread
Normies are faggots.
>>35024978
/thread
fucking normies reeeeeee
This is something we here will never experience
So we hide behind memes from this insecurity and anger
>Tfw you will never fall asleep with a women in your arms
>Tfw you will never wake up to her stroking your hair
>Tfw you will never feel her soft shallow breaths as you hold her
Why live?
>tfw used to have a cuddle buddy
>tfw i dont anymore
>>35024940
I have it
it's really not that great and comes with its own worries
>tfw this is all you care about
Who is best girl and why is it Rin?
Literally perfect
>>35024826
That's not Tali.
bumporiginaloni
>>35024849
is this destiny shit? the hell?
>it's another "Stacey won't stop """"accidentally""""" touching my butt" night at work
Stacey wants the D.
>>35024793
Grab her hand the next time she does it. Freak her out a little.
>>35024793
have you tried gassing her?
femanon here.
If you could pick one, would you prefer that I had more male friends than female friends or post provocative images of myself on instagram & snapchat?
You can't expect women to have neither, so which one do you choose?
>>35024792
More male friends than famele friends by a long shit
Becsus desipt what rk9 says girl who have more male frjend are mlre interestkng and have better lersonalityies
>>35024792
>femanons
Oh for fucks sake women don't browse this board you're just some 40 year old manlet jacking his dick at the thought of me talking to you.
>>35024792
What on earth are you fucking talking about you slut? There are plenty of women that have neither. Not every single female is a roastie whore trying to justify there whoryness like you
What internet forums were you a part of?
Did you have thousands of posts?
Did you have an EPIC signature?
Did you have forum friends?Have chans/reddit killed internet forums forever?
>>35024788
I used to use TOTSE forums back before it closed. I had but 10k post. Meme were dank there too.
RIP &T
>>35024788
I feel this is mostly an oldfag thing. By 2009, social media sites like Facebook and reddit were starting dominate. I can't be assed to find it, but people are visiting less sites now than 10 years ago. Facebook, Netflix, Twitter, and a handful of other sites dominate.
I was a part of several Final Fantasy forums in the early 00s. Most notably, Square Ultima Forum. I made a few friends there, some whom I eventually hung out with in real life. I was somewhat popular on there, mostly for acting like an edgelord.
Skyscrapercity is all. Used to post on bungie.net and neoseeker
>I fell in love with a 2D female character
Anyone else?
>>35024746
I fell in love with your mother 13 years ago, I'm so sorry OP.
>>35024746
She's not 2D, but that doesn't make her anymore real.
>>35024746
>I fell in love with a 2D female character
who?