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>>35025882
Robots assemble to reverse the hex on this poor soul

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Vriiiiit kkkkKkkkkkKkkkK lllllkK

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All done anon! I used my special magic to reverse the hex

What kind of hex?

When I went to Rome, I was cursed by gypsies and suffered terrible misfortune and trouble until I undid the curse.

>>35025941
I'm the above poster

Do you want me to remove your curse too? I've got magic y'know

That's a blessing. I would rather get cancer than date someone my age.

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>>35025841
>Tfw stupid bitter memories assault you at 3am and you can not sleep

>>35025912
What memories anon? I've had that feel before

Do ywn me to holded you?

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>>35025777
So, you're a fag for black cocks is what you're saying?

You guys once said I was cool.
It meant a lot

>>35025777
I'm a tranny and one time I saw a girl defending trannies on here. It made my day and even next couple of days after a lot better.

No,this board is already full of normies.

>>35025711
This, and there's already a thread about your kind.

Start pretending you are better than everyone else
You will eventually believe your lies and become confident.
It's really thar easy unless completely autistic,or depressed

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>>35025691
>when your daughter gets in the way of daddys special tickle time

>>35025691
What the fuck is this about? Bad Halloween experience?

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>>35025691
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask.. in the rain

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>>35025683
CHAD BTFO! CAN HE EVEN RECOVER?!

>>35025683
They are still Chad's
>They will get action

Unlike you, trap virgin faggot

>>35025713
i'm not a virgin you duncecake

>>35025678
Why are you here, over estimating Chad?

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>>35025678
>14 cm long
>13 cm thick
Anon...

>>35025809
>what is circumference

>>35025647
>Discord
Why don't you just go ahead and tell him how you feel since you'll never know him. It'll prolly flatter him anyways. Guys like to be told they're fuckable.

>>35025647
>but it'll ruin our circle of I say anything
you're right

i know how you feel btw, my ex used to make the cutest noises while playing league and it made me want to fuck her face so bad. belgians are pretty cool dudes, they make good waffles.

hes not going to do that while fucking you and you will disappointed
retarded whore

if your sleepy and you know it go tos leep
clap clap
if ur slepey and u know it!ubettersleepwoowoooooieee!

>>35025606
I have another 4 days of rest until I wake up.

Oh my my, oh hell yes.

Ambush me like that again and I'll call the police. I'm glad he was with me and you didn't catch me alone. You tried to pretend like it was just a coincidence but you clearly planned it enough to bring a hat (that you didn't put on? Why even bring it?). I felt bad before, but all of your drunken displays and the fact that you think that I was supposed to read your mind/just keep dealing with it on my own/threaten to break up with you to get my point across is infuriating and shows a complete lack of remorse, responsibility, and maturity. It all only solidifies my decision. Even the fact that you acknowledged yourself that it wouldn't have worked out "and that's why you didn't want to move in" but still didn't want me to break up with you? What are you even thinking? Please sort yourself out. I filtered these threads in the hopes I wouldn't read them but the whole scene just keeps replaying in my head and I get furious all over again. You made a huge fool out of yourself. I tried to be as considerate, understanding and kind as physically possible throughout the entire break up process and you just made an ass out of yourself. I know it's hard and it hurts and it hurt me too (although I obviously got a head start on the grieving process), but none of that was okay. I loved you in good faith, and all of the things I said to you over the course of our relationship were truthful at the time. I may have been kidding myself but I was never lying.

I hope you can wise up and acknowledge to yourself where things went wrong so that you don't suffer this pain again in the future. It happened to you once, that's your free pass. You let it happen again. Shame on you. Yes I broke up with you. Yes I hurt you. Breaking up with you is obviously on me, but the reasons I did are entirely on you. I communicated as well as possible.

I hope you don't read this, I just really need to get it off my chest because it keeps pushing its way into my thoughts and I have a midterm tomorrow.

>>35025520
Maybe four, idk. I only fap to things I could realistically achieve unless I'm extremely desperate. Consequently I don't fap too much anymore.

maybe 5 when I was having an especially horny day

now that I'm older I'm usually satisfied after 2, on the worst of days

never more than once

how can you fap multiple times a day? after fapping I don't get the urge again for a couple of days

Probably wouldn't even have to pay rent or anything, just open your legs.
I fucking hate women.

I'll be your roommate anon

>>35025593
Really? You really mean it? No foolin?

>>35025382
consciousness plagues my mind, doc. can you euthanize me please?

>>35025405
Oh i am not that kind of doc my friend.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Sometimes it gets glitchy.

>>35025382
Doc, I obsess over girls too easily. Please help.

Please respond to my fucking thread or I will kill myself right now

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>>35025411
Please dont
im here anon

>>35025367
Pretty much all of these except Long John Silver's. I went there a few months ago and it was really bad.

Favorite foods:
Chick fil a fries/chicken sandwich
McDonald's fries
McRib
KFC Nashville hot chicken
Taco Bell. Anything from Taco Bell.

Asian food. Any Asian food.

gotta leave

too many feminine penises here i'd rather not view

you've gotta stop wacking your little ding dong off anon

After work, I drink enough alcohol that porn has no effect.

No, it's 2007 and the introduction of the iphone

after 2008 is when it really went downhill, 2007 and 2006 were still somewhat decent.

>>35025348
tagliabue = literally worse than goodell