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>>35026567
>3 months in WW3
>the air will be filled with nervous gases and the soil will be covered by a thin foil of radiative dust
>you will be barely able to sleep with the sound of planes and artillery and your clothes will be covered in mud and puke all the time
Sorry, are you talking about WW3 or Syria? I'm confused.

I'll do it but not for the high school crush.

I don't have a high school crush and no woman is worth your life so no, I'll pass.

If WW3 actually does start I doubt as a fighting age male I'll have much choice in the matter regardless

>>35026555
Let me tell you some more scary shit anon

On another planet

All the aliens control the ants, they're just cameras dontcha know

>>35026555
tell me about the scary shit and I will make it unscary

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>>35026555
Just kidding buddy you got trips

I'll cuddle you qtpie don't be scare

But next time you see an ant wave hi to it for my brother on Zan okay?

>>35026517
If they were really a friend, then of course I'd believe what they had to say. If they were more of a "friend", then I probably wouldn't.

A true friend doesn't simply agree with everything their friends say, I would rely on my rational mind to determine how likely something is to be true and give honest counsel.

I have no friends.

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>>35026517
i have a schizophrenic friend so I guess I can add.
You can usually tell how attached to reality they are because active phase psychosis includes a lot of things besides delusions like confusing speech and emotional incongruency.

>>35026515
> filename
It appears you already know.
If not, and you genuinely do not know, then you are not ready to know.

>>35026515
I think I need a Quig Ruhn doun

>>35026704
How do I get ready to know?

>>35026436
because i like having a tight anus and don't need it being stretched out by ahmed's explosive cock
also free healthcare is theft from the taxpayer

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>>35026436
I would like, how to do this?

>>35026436
>move to a country with a 20 year waiting list for an 1 room apartment
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20160517-this-is-one-city-where-youll-never-find-a-home
inteligent choise!

>>35026307
don't feel bad, red bull tastes like shit and you know it

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>>35026332
yeah but i hate feeling left out

>>35026307
I'd get us both one anon-kun

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>>35026299
City living is overrated as fuck

>>35027254

The city is awful. I saw a dead body at the bus stop the other day, and once saw an old man get beaten with a rock on the street. Niggers will try to pick fights with you just because you looked in their direction and caught their eye, hobos will ask you for money and get mad when you ignore them or say you don't have any, and it's crowded and noisy everywhere.

I want out of this urban hellscape. Trade places, OP?

>>35027254
Not if you want fame

>>35026269
>live in sweden
>leave house to go get coffee
>get raped by smelly refugees every time

>live in Belgium
>normies like french rap
Just end my suffering

>german
Evetyone enjoys Black Hip Hop and rap music, even in Bavaria
There is nothing to be proud of anymore :c

>>35026267
That fucking piece of shit. Are you alright? Do you need help? I'm here for you.

>>35026267
>tfw no tall gf
man thanks OP for this sad feel..

>>35026274
>>35026281
fucking cucks are ruining this board i swear...

Same bro. I dont think its us, its just that these sites tend to favor women. Also alot of women on those sites arnt even serious.

>>35026247
>looking for a friend
>messaging women

There's your mistake.

I match with a lot of women on tinder and then none of them respond to me

it's so demoralizing that I deleted them all and am never going to go back to them

>>35026244
Whatever I want.
That usually entails eating pasta while watching YouTube or reading a book.

>>35026272
Do you cry yourself to sleep afterwards from loneliness, or are you content with this way of life?

>>35026244
Thats the thing there are only kids here who actually have friends

>>35026054
So the fuck what?

>>35026054
stupid fucking mexican. should have used better protection. expect something shortly.

Is that faggy aggie?

HOW SOON lS NOW

https://youtu.be/IUzqLYd6UUk

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc

You'd still be a kissless virgin regardless.

>>35025923
Have you considered that you may have been over 6 feet at some point, but you stared to shrink due to lack of exercise and malnutrition?

Maybe you should measure yourself more often.

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>>35026024
don't do this
the board is filled with mentally ill robots
this isn't needed

>>35025891
This looks like a better version of that one where only a little dick can fit in

Nice

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>>35025891
I'm gonna need a quick rundown

>>35025981
Inflate 3 rubber gloves. Tie them off well and tape them shut so that they don't deflate. Nothong like getting cock blocked by deflated gloves. Duct tape them in a circle. There will be a gap in the middle. This is your fauxgina. Make sure to use lotion or you'll just chafe your willy.