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Everyone is in a bad mood because the illusion of meaning for the shitty jobs/lives we all have has evaporated since all the things people have traditionally revered and found meaning in are all gone or drying up.

>>35028494
Yeah what's up with that

They all act like narcissistic shitheads thinking they're the smartest person in the room when they're literally working minimum wage

>>35028452
>nowadays

It's been like that since the late 60s, people don't have to pretend to be nice anymore

>>35028395
Yes go back to >>>/b/ and sleep.

>>35028395
Sure Sweety, When I was in my early teens I was obsessed with scratching my rectum. I eventually figured out that if I leave a thin layer of shit on my anus and let it dry over night I would be more itchy and I would have a fun surprise that I could peal off my butt hole in the morning. I cannot describe how wonderful the feeling of pulling off that thin simi transparent sheet was. After pulling it off I would smell it and then toss it under my sink.

After a week or so the smell was too much for me to handle. So I began to spray febreze down there every once in a while. This went on up until I started growing hair down there. I stopped for a while because I would end up pulling hair with my shit. In the mean time, I would toss my finger and toe nails along with my heel skin and occasionally, my sun burn skin (what a treat that was) under the sink.
I eventually began to miss the sensation of peeling, so I decided to shave around my anus. Shaving it made it more itchy! Sadly, for some reason my shit wouldn't come off in a single layer.

That's when I decided to take some Elmer's glue and lightly apply it around my rectum and let it dry. My god! The feeling was 10,000 times better than before! Not to mention that my anus was super smooth after peeling! The worst day of my life happened three years ago today. While I was out shopping my next door neighbors house caught fire and engulfed my house with it. My beautiful collection went up in smoke. After the ensuing trauma I sought professional help for my disorder (talking to that shrink was the most embarrassing part of my life). I was diagnosed with OCD and excoriation disorder.I still peel and pick at my body.

>>35028395
Once there lived an Anon.

He was a neet who didn't have a gf and killed himself one day.

The End.

>>35028390
what presence

So my conclusion is, we had to build receivers that could first select if a signal came from the future or from the past. But how to distinguish first, second it seems to me that we are only capable of building receivers for our now-time.

>>35028390
>>35028581

If we could send signals to the past, then we'd simply send an email/text/voicemail/fax etc

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>accidentally click on realpayer icon on your desktop
>have to wait it to launch just so that you could close it, or alternatively reboot the computer
>both options took several minutes and felt like a chore

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>tfw you will never talk to ladies on AIM ever again

newgrounds, downloading anime over irc, kaillera, livejournal, animehighway etc.....

>>35028336
How many college hour you have m8?

>>35028336
>>>/k/meg to talk you out of Security Forces

>>35028336
Are you sure anon? :^)
https://youtu.be/3KQLPMYDYh0

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27y/o and on $460/mo. SSI for PTSD, MDD, and AvPD.

On it because my doctors felt I should be, and got me in the program.

>>35028297
Good luck, OP, you'll need it
If you are under 40 and still have all your limbs, you're going to get denied pretty quickly and will have to fi!e appeals, get a disability-specialist lawyer and wait through potentially years of getting rejected by the SSA over and over again

>>35028297
If you can manage without it, don't. It's humiliating and depressing. Then every year/couple years you have to go to evaluated in person by state screeners with a bunch of other crazies and cripples just to have someone officially tell you that "ok, yeah. You definitely don't belong in society nor on this planet. Freak."

Forgot the link

https://youtu.be/ipGxO486_gs?t=11m56s

How come there's only 1 white guy?

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>>35028159

Also, why are there no black people on the South African team?

Really makes u think

>>35028051
SHAAAAUUUUNNNNNNNNN SHISE
HOWAGEDDALIYLSORRY FOYUUUUU

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>BUT WE UNLEASHED THE LION

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>>35028051
>Earlier in the song I used the term "galvanistic", and galvanism is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory that there is a kind of electricity flowing through our bloodstreams, and that was our life force. I used the term because I came across it in "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley, and that book is sort of an exploration of the theme of creating a character or making up a person. So I used the term "galvanistic" to allude to that book as a sort of symbol of how I, like, created you as a character, by pretending that I know a lot more about you than I actually do, and also to refer to the fact that I've fall-fallen in love with the characters you've created in, uh, your body of work.

OP is an atheist retard who eats shit for a living.

Makes sense. Australia is normie central

>>35027995
This is a very good hypothesis and probably true.
But this thread will be very bad.

>>35027968

You looks like an arab and no one likes those guys. Why are you even in greese? the statues of old portray Caucasians at their finest... You have immigrated there? you are pretending to be greek?

I actually am greek and I look greek, I even have the greek toes, greek curls and greek intellect as portrayed in the ancient statues..

>>35027993
Greeks are actually pretty brown. They've always been dark. Look at Greek wall paintings, always depicting them as tanned and brown. Only later on many centuries later did they begin to characterize them as pale white even though these boyfuckers spent every minute out in the Sun and were close to the Middle East.

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>>35028044
This is true and they are not the only ones with this situation.

Pic related is the colored and restored version of a painting that depicts a British royal knight in the medieval ages.

>>35027955
Who cares about what some smelly cunt and a bunch of old fucks think

>>35027955
Should've just stared right the fuck at her. i do shit like that all the time to make people uncomfortable.

>>35027955
Ever tried Smiling anon? smiling at her when you first made eye contact would have told her you're not a school shooter

>>35027936
Gook bitch probably doesn't even know where Chiraq is

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>>35027974
>Gook
sana is Japanese!!

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>mom-mom found the dangerous poodle skateboarding tricks

>>35027919
the fuck's a tulpa?

>this comment wasn't original

kek

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>>35027919
>mfw i may have accidentally created a lain tulpa

i thought a tulpa had to appear to be actually there when it wasn't. i didnt mean to create a lain tulpa i just wanted some help meditating!

>>35027919
>ARE TULPAS REAL
No, its a post-ironic metameme from /x/ now
Back when the average person had no grasp of science, it was more common to find folks who genuinely believed in spirits and imaginary ghost/ghouls/Angels/nymphs

I have only 3 vaguely established goals in life. They aren't very important to me. If I never do them then no harm done, they're just things I'd like to do.

1 is to join MSF and help other people by being a field technician.

2 is to go to Europe and find my closest relatives. I have a belief there are entire villages of people who I am closely related to and would get along with.

3 is to just walk the Earth, no place to go, just to experience nature until I get tired of it or die. Like Forest Gump running all over the US with no reason.

Why would you move here? Canada is a better version.

>>35027925
Like I said, plan is to just apply for jobs worldwide and see which one gives me the best offer. Australian company paid for my full move out and offered visa + decent salary, so I moved here.

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>>35027767
>tfw still to intelligent to know what NT means

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Woah woah buddy you have aspergers, not judaism; you can't just call everyone who isn't like you a mindless cattle.

>>35027767
I think you are probably the most ignorant and arrogant of them all for thinking you or anyone has self importance.