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No, I hate myself for not being able to meet her minimum required standards

>>35029406
What are her standards?

>>35029388
Part of me kinda does, but i wouldn't call it hate, i guess it would be something closer to dissapointement. In the end i know i can't blame her because that's how she feels i can't force her to feel otherwise.
Still hurts though

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>>35029381
I feel you :7(

>>35029381
you forgot the (male) faggot

>>35029459
That girl doesn't look like she browse /r9k/ though

>>35029346
It reached its peak with The Grifter and it was all downhill from there. Now it's just scum roleplaying like they can read each other's future, have prophecies, or summon succubi or tulpas.

I miss old /x/ so much. The creepypasta/scp/urban exploration threads were comfy as fuck.

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>>35029346
dude that boards been sort of shit for a while, i drop in once every few months the past couple years it's users are crazies, trolls, or tumblrpansexualtransexualsxerYOURAFUCKINGWHITEMALE

like you can't just start a thread about a subject you like without someone going on about the meme conspiracies
instead of really using any critical thought and having a conversation it's just the same old regurgitated memes in a verbose manner and trolls that are tired of hearing them ironically talking about them non stop as much as the people that do it an unironic way.

>>35029255
Because you're mentally ill? If a girl has been around too much, you shoul just use her for casual sex or ignore her. If you think your own number is too low, get around a bit yourself before settling down.

whores = trash

since you are not a virgin you should settle for the whore

there should be a badge counter with lay count for every human being on planet earth so decent people like me dont come in contact with slut trash

>>35029375
>thinks he is a decent guy because he can't get laid

Wew, lad.

>>35029212
hmmm, I never even thought about the fact that I could choose to get circumcised still. Not sure why anyone would ever choose that after they're grown up.

Nobody fucking cares about another strangers dick, and if you do there's a board just for you.
/LGBT/

i got cut after i got a hernia when i was a kid (4 yrs)

pretty shitty cause my uncle and grandparents made fun of me for it.

>>35029166
Go to the doctor and get checked for ass burgers.

also:

>grandma complains that she feels like she's at work again (she worked at a challenged kids school) and needs a break

my existence is a burden

>>35029182
what do I even tell the doctore

I think i have aspergers test me pls

also what will this achieve

>>35029158
She's shown her willingness to share sensitive details like those, so I'd say you got a good chance to ask her out.
Go hang out with her, and If you're both feel it'd work out, it'll be a good idea to ask her to be your gf/officially dating at 2nd/3rd time you're out together.

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>>35029158
Why the fuck grills like that dont live in my city

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>>35029158
She's actually wrong about the exclusive procreation part. Married couples are allowed to have sex as an expression of love without making babies

everyday you wake up you are one step closer to death. so find solace in that and stick it out :)

Easiest and most effective : eat a bullet
Second best : hanging

If you aren't American, first is eliminated as getting a gun is quite hard in other countries.

Second is quite easy to get the things needed but is not as quick as eating a bullet so you'd struggle a lot because we all humans have that animal instinct to stay alive.

Regardless, be well. I can't tell you not to kill yourself because I'd support that decision from anyone, but I can tell you to do it because odds are, you won't do it.

I'm really sick and my dad is doing pretty bad. My only friend is leaving the state and I'm going to be alone and probably homeless.

I don't even know how I'd get a gun.

>>35029000
Is that Disney's resident loli? If yes, why are you calling her generic?

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>>35029054
Well she is 18 now. I just like to imagine she is just an average girl.

>>35029273
Except for all the fame and money. I guess she does look pretty average though.

>>35028981
How did you backstab him?

>>35028988
Me and my buddies at school were all just sick of him and told him we didn't want to talk to him or be his friend anymore.

I didn't expect to cause and long lasting emotional damage.

>>35029025
Have you apologised? If it's as bad as you say then I doubt he'll lash out at you like some normie fucker would to someone who wronged them.

Ok so, given all that, what's the plan then? You've got a goal of a comfy NEET life, how are you going to make it happen?

>>35030122
killing myself lad

>>35030134
So you're just giving up then, without trying anything?

Why don't you want to eat alone?

i live alone so i just buy cheap food and eat in my flat crying because of my loneliness

>>35028820
in university are you serious??
do you really think people give a shit if your eating by yourself get your food and go outside go on your phone you care more than anyone else

This will definitely end well. I'm certain of it.

>>35028755
>I have been called attractive alot

post a picture with timestamp

>>35028779
cant hurt to try
>>35028795
im very shy

>>35028566
tell us why?
do you consider it superior in some way?

>>35028578
It's the only way I can take a shit.

I put the seat up, clean the rim (and the space under the rim) with a disinfectant wipe, sit down and shit.

It guarantees 100% that your shit will land in the toilet, and it's much cleaner than sitting on the seat.

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>not squatting

>>35028561
>>35028561
Congrats, you're heterosexual.

>>35028561
I got a thing for that stupid midwestern copy and paste face desu senpai

>>35028561
I don't like getting cucked but my gf likes watching me fuck her friends. She just said it's just hot to watch me fuck. Idk I'm not complaining