>What do you regret the most fellow robots?
I should have studied more in school. I only have HS diploma and dead end job. I don't have money to study in my country, I always can go to study in abroad for free but I'm too socially retarded to be there all alone and my grades where so disasters that I'm sure they wouldn't even sign me in.
>>35030223
not being so lazy would have been pretty good desu
>should have worked out in highschool
>should have quit playing videogames years ago
>should have done literally anything with people rather than avoiding everyone
I feel so old now and I don't even have the experiences to look back fondly on
>should have studied harder and finish hs in 2012 instead of wasting time orbitting a girl
>i should have saved money
>should have read, watching movies more
>should have accepted having sex with that 12yr slut back in hs instead of chicken out
>should have accepted sex videos and pics from my ldr gf
>should have created a creepshoots device in hs to take creeps from my school mates
>should have keeping more contact with some qts i used to talk on normiebook
>never tried to work out or even aquire an skull like throwing rocks or anything, i bet that if i would have practice something small like that right now it would be an awesome skill
nothing else
Who else here is getting a Nintendo Switch?
when monster hunter gets a switch release
I'm getting BOTW as my last ever console game on Wii U. No need to get a Switch.
The only console I ever owned was a NES because I'm poor
So no
>James Norrington: "JUST"
Did you robots feel bad for Norrington as a kid when you watched hin get cucked in pirates of the fagabien?
Or were you a Normie who was too captivated by the Chad will Turner and Elizabeth's love tale.
I felt bad for him when I was a kid, but now thinking about it now--i see how much of a robot he was
>>35029912
Don't remember that well, but I think so
I do get the same feeling whenever I watch one of those terrible superhero movies and the Chad with super powers just smacks around all the evil guy's henchmen. Like how fucking fair is that? They have no chance against him and it's all just so fucking unfair it disgusts me, no wonder super villains are trying to fuck their shit up, I would too
>>35029912
>gets taken hostage by pirates
>not immediately raped
>>35030082
it's a kids' movie dude
Is this shit legit?
http://www.avg.com/us-en/homepage
With the free version you get
>Stop viruses, spyware, & other malware
>Block unsafe links, downloads, & email attachments
>Scan for PC performance problems
>Get real time-security updates
It sounds too good to be true like that PC cleaner bullshit back in 2012 or something and i want to know if anybody here uses it and if not can u tell me if i'm missing something. MCAfee is like 99/yr and if i can i want to avoid paying that again
/wsr/ niggers won't help me
Just use Common Sense 2017 anon.
no, it's malware which installs CP on your computer every time it does a scan.
>>35029927
Yeah but i visit some pretty fucked up sites on the regular like liveleak and some types of porn are known to leave malware. Just want something to protect
>just drove my little sister (16yo) home from school
>out of of nowhere she said to me "please don't become a school shooter anon" with a straight face
When I asked her why she would say something like this, she insisted it was just a joke etc. but I know that's not true.
It's the first time in my entire life someone told me something like this and I don't know what to feel now. I'm a bit baffled that It didn't really hit me hard.
Anyway, has someone who's important to you told you something like this before? Like "please don't kill yourself" etc.
How did it feel?
>Are you ok anon?
>Why so down anon?
>Everything good at home anon?
Why do normies assume that im a lonley fag
I have vidya
They notice you're different but normies are too stupid to tactfully bring it up. So they turn it into a joke in am attempt to downplay their own awkwardness. Because it's all about being positive and good vibes ahaha.
>>35029892
>"please don't become a school shooter again anon"
What did she meant by this?
>Heidegger's philosophy is founded on the attempt to conjoin what he considers two fundamental insights: the first is his observation that, in the course of over 2,000 years of history, philosophy has attended to all the beings that can be found in the world (including the world itself), but has forgotten to ask what Being itself is.
Was Heidegger right? Have you figured out how to be yourself?
>semantic circlejerking
philosophy is trash
What's the second insight you fuck
>>35029781
Being is all that is.
Fucking ez pz.
You can tell Tim Heidecker that his baby philosophy problem has been solved.
What is wrong with polygamy?
>>35029687
Just make sure to hear what she says about it when she hits 35 with 2 kids screaming desperately the famous lines.
"My past is behind me, my kids are my world, I need a real man, I want something real" etc.
lol
>>35029687
>ages 20 - 28
Just a bitch baiting for virgin neets to fuck them once and then use them while she is sucking Chads in a gang bang
When I was 18 there was this really beautiful girl who went to gym all the time and had a perfect body who displayed CLEAR interest in me but i was way too shy to ever speak to her so I just acted like an autistic cunt and ruined my chance with her
Seen her again today for the first time since I left work and she purposely avoided eye contact with me and everything, and she didnt accept my facebook friend request from a few months ago and basically i want to fucking kill myself
ill never get another chance with a girl like that what the FUCK was I doing??
I remember her fucking grinding on me at a party and i was basically 100% in there and yet i still manage to be the most autistic i can possibly be and somehow fuck that up
she must think im such an autistic cunt and she'd be right cause i really fucking am. i dont have autism but fuck me im a daft twat. i hate myself so much
what the fuck is wrong with me
im 19 now btw
really ought to just end my life, i shouldnt be allowed to walk around in this world im too likely to lose my mind
>>35029678
Plenty of fish, yo
>>35030530
yeah but there arent many fish that want to get caught by me
wud yew look at that?! that meteor is mainstream!
did agatha transition ftm
This isn't a very good post
But you tried, I guess
this guy is a manlet right?
How does this make you feel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLJyFzdQfK8&feature=share ?
It makes me legit cry. No contest at all, he was the best character i have ever seen in any media in my entire life. I cant even think of ONE other character that comes anywhere close to him. Pure....perfection.
>>35029538
can't watch this show about getting autistic about all the inaccuracies
>>35029586
Nigga most scholars dont even agree on the real history of vikings, because the only mention of them was done by their natural enemies.
Do you think middle eastern peasants have the true knowledge about american way of life?
Exactly.
Stop being autistic and watch that shit, its definitely worth it.
>>35029586
I don't know what's to be accurate about a bunch of glorified pirates and/or barbarians who went from settlement to civilization, ransacking everything they came across because they were stuck in an iced-over shithole.
>Tfw school today with tests
>just spent all night playing total war Warhammer from 11 pm to 6:30 in the morning
>Tfw feel fine now but know that within 3 hours I won't be able to stop myself from passing out
How's it going robots
What race are you playing?
>>35029496
thank fuck i dropped out in 9th grade.
im still gonna end up with a shit job, i might as well get smart about economics instead of being brainwashed to fail by school systems.
>>35030414
Empire, went kinda generic for my first run. Wasn't expecting much, hadn't heard a lot about it but it's only 12 bucks on HumbleBundle. I think it's my favorite total war game though, the battles are way cooler than they've ever been thanks to the fantasy elements, and freedom of not having to confine to a historical setting and era really felt like it gave CA some breathing room in terms of creative integrity
What race do you recommend I play next? It's a shame they made Chaos $9 or whatever it was, perhaps I'll pick it up soon.
Have you ever had a moment when you realized that you had fallen out of love?
I'd have to fall in love for that to happen
Yes, it was a good feeling because my love was unrequited and it's a long story that i can now laugh at.
i have to ask
what is love?
How do I get dominant Amazon gf?
5'7 Melbourne pls
>>35029473
What if it's just really small guy?
>>35029556
She's 6'9
>try to into lifting
>everybody keeps saying different things
>for example some say 6 day a week, others say 3 days because you need rest
fucking normies how complicated can it be to just lift some metal!!!
Just listen to your body bro
>>35029468
Here's the general philosophy,
you break your muscle tissue so that it can be rebuilt stronger.
Work out one day, rest the next. Break, then rebuild, your body needs recovery time or the entire exercise is pointless.
I would recommend you work out 3 times a week with rest days in between, then rest on Sunday.
The amount of broscience/nonsense that is spewed by most gym goers will make your head spin. Most serious lifters will agree that any workout program will involve progressing in weights and revolve around squat, bench, press, and deadlift. Take it as you may.
Is it gay to jerk off together with one of your friends?
not is his cock is that nice
i think its not, i mean its just dude helping themselves out, right?
Nope. Otherwise fapping itself would be gay since you touch a dick/let a man's hand touch your dick