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>>35030570
>>35030570
Im guessing for you its being fat. For me however its doing anything. I hated university and now I dont know what to do. Been doing fuck all for 2 years. Only 2 jobs near me I can really get are in food (one is in the city and one is 950kms away, with free housing). I want to make myself but I just lost all my motivation in the last year of highschool (college). I got great results and also got 2300 on the SAT (not american so did it for the sake of it). So now yeah, I dont know. Uni was shit and all about money, not learning plus I was frustrated with other life things.

>>35030570
not sure why you feel bad if you spend 1000 times more energy on doing the opposite. i would feel pretty successful if i was being lazy all day and it made me unhealthy - i would get what i worked for.

>>35030561
did you shit yourself?

>>35030575
what the heck?? ew no. I think the lighting was just weird

>>35030596
Kill u're SELFE lol

>>35030553

I wonder what porn she watched

>>35030553
tbhh i wouldn't touch that raunchy beef bun pussy with a 10ft pole lmao the roastie got what was comin to her ugly ass

>>35030553
>having an accidental heart attack while orgasming
>killing yourself

>>35030525
>work in a restaurant
>want to smoke
>I go smoke
You need to get a better shitty job friendo.

>>35030568
Work in large chain restaurant. We get so dead manager will ask us to clean ceiling tiles...

>>35030568
No one has ever given me a hard time, I think this bitch is just on her period

I dont even want to provide for anyone other than myself in this society. She must have saved some money from all that though right?

I have an old buddy who ended up working in finance, knows an ex-hooker who inherited a multi-million dollar estate.

She's absolutely nuts though, I've heard.

>>35031235
So i guess you really do become what you eat

i don't know. butthole?

you sound like a massive retard tbqh

>>35030477
lol haha so random XD!!

my life represented on the left

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>>35030424
is der anythun i cun du 2 halpo ?

>>35030935
Reddit represented in this post

Soft focus lenses.

>>35030423
what was so comfy bout 2015 i was in a coma for 10 years tbqhwyf

>>35031259
It was basically just as shit now, but with less stormweenies and SJWs

>>35030387
It should be handsomely rewarded, but it isn't.

>>35030396
You'd get my respect as well as god's. And objective moral superiority and a reassurance of your own mental strength. Male celibacy isn't a virtue to be respected like it once was, but that doesn't make it any less enlightening.

>>35030387
>easy as fuck
>you're a virgin
>involuntarily celibate
Kek

>>35030369
Not really
t. 7 x 5

>>35030369
No,it isn't and do not listen to those guys saying 7 inches is average

Kek fucking imbecile dicklet. You'll never know the pleasure of having a 15.666^3' phallus

awww roastie toasties lemon roastie is all crinkled up and can't get it perfect again :(

>>35030329
>grammer.exe failed to load

>>35030329
How dare you! I do my own past! You take that back, you son of a sheepshagger!

I'm ugly from the begining to the end.

>>35030554
Iktf

qwe
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Complete opposite for me, but it's too late now.

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AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD

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>>35030323
>In your dream you have a gf and have sex

>having to rely on uncontrolled dreams for a fantasy life
>not spending 75% of your waking hours daydreaming where you can control everything, from girlfriend to backstory to being a part of a vidya universe
>TFW I live a life in Star Wars, Halo, Skyrim, and several of my own original universes

Fuck the heebs. Me and my Aryanne girlfriend will kick your ass Private

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lol are they actually using that meme rifle?

>>35030251
I'll take it back if you promise
PROMISE
Me
that's right me
you have to promise me
right here and now hold your hand out we are gonna do a secret promise hand shake alright?
No no seriously we are gonna do it right here right now
so tell the snipers and party van guys to fucking relax
OK SWEET PROMISE ME YOUR GONNA
PIN ME DOWN WHILE WEARING A CATSUIT AND RAPE ME
HAHAHAHHA YOU STUPID JEW BITCH I WIN WIN WIN WIN
well anyway this has been swell i've had my fun it's under control now i'm going sooo smoke ya later.

>>35030231
I don't fucking know, I have 2.5k hours in csgo only because I play it with my steam friends everyday.
I'm not even good at it, I don't even have fun, but it's the only thing I do

>>35030231
git gud.

No, seriously, those people actually want to become experts at that videogame. These people are truly losers. It's better that you are not so broken you can do literally nothing for two thousand hours.

Used to be the same. Could play a lot of games for hours. Had a few thousand on TF2, probably more on Halo 3, SC2, DOTA2, etc.

Now I own every console and every game that people say is entertaining bores the shit out of me. Like I just bought a PS4 with Bloodborne and stopped playing after the first boss because it's just another souls rehash.