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What are some nice restaurants and places to visit in Germany?
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>>35032077
Where are you visiting from, OP?
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I heard Amsterdam was kind of good
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Which part of Germany, which cities?
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Describe the perfect lips to wrap around your (fill in the blank)
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I'll post a picture instead.
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>>35032063
Exhaust Pipe.
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>>35032119
Are you describing the lips or what to wrap them around?
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Why do girls put even less effort into their appearance than guys these days
Has everybody just given up
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>>35032039
>op gets dressed to impress
>goes out and sees everyone would rather look at their phones
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>>35032096
>>op gets dressed to impress
Not really. I just don't dress like complete trash like the average normie these days.
Women don't seem to ever wear anything except t shirts and gym shorts.
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You have absolutely no idea how much personal grooming women have to do on a daily basis to not just look like men with tits, do you?
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I wish I could meet an Indian femanon here so I could be friends with her. Yesterday I posted how to suicide thread and decided to hang myself. The only part I fucked up was when I made enough noise for my grandmother to wake up and knock my door since she's got a room near my room. I got beaten black and blue later. Thought I'd tell ya just in case ya posted on yesterdays thread. I am 20 and doing mech engineering, third year.
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Hey, I remember your thread, I told you that life had too much beauty and you didn't see it. Well, so much for that.
Anyway, somehow glad to hear you're ok, don't try anything stupid again, you matter to people, hold on.
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>>35032037
>Indian femanon
Are you Indian?
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>>35032154
Why don't you add me on kik?
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Love is the nicest thing in the world.
Do you agree?
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Nope. It's nice and on the list of nice things.
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>>35031927
No .
origana1l1l
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It is a painful emotion
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ITT: if you roll dubs, you must ask your oneitis out or else you'll die a virgin.
If trips or higher, she will contact you in 24 hours and ask you out.
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>>35031794
Reee
Dsgidhcthfrv
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>>35031794
that film is good
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>>35031794
Fuck it man. I'm getting kinda sick of seeing her shit, she fucking knows I'm putty in her hands. She's probably leading me on (hell she probably stopped a while ago and I just haven't gotten the message).
Shayla, you cute alternative fuck.
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>just saw a plant walking in the woods
WTF FUCKING SHIT IM LOSING IT
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>>35031763
Better go catch them pokemans
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>>35031763
you saw a plant that was walking, or a plant while walking?
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>>35031763
Did you see a random set of stairs?
Like, a staircase that looks like it's been taken fresh out of a house?
If so, walk up them
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how do i get a alt-right gf lads
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are you goodlooking?
ask her for sex
are you rich?
buy her stuff
thats it
all women are the same, hobbies are irrelevant
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But she is a libertarian.
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I live in AB and love the rebel, I'm going to try to make it to their next rally. Maybe hit on Lauren even.
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What do you replace an internet addiction with? I can't go more than a few hours without going online because I get insanely bored. Anyone have any tips?
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>>35031706
Read some books I guess
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pick up a lot of hobbies.
You're probably going to get bored by most of them, that's why you need to try a lot of things, until you find one that entertains you.
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>>35031727
Not op but I don't have the attention span to read a book
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What the fuck just happened to me today?
>on train back home
>do what I usually do
>sit in the seat at the back near the window and stare at the forests and shit outside listening to music
>some muslim woman sits next to me
>she doesnt have a full burka, one like pic related
>turn to look at her
>she looks at me
>remember what I read in a thread the other day and smile at her
>she makes a gesture to me to take my headphones off
>what the fuck is happening
>we start talking and it turns out she went to my college and recognised me
>we talk about what we have been doing for a bit and some other shit for an hour or so
>I dont stutter or anything, the fact that she had the face wrap thing made her seem less feminine and calmed me down a bit
>she asks if I have facebook
>I say I dont but I dont mind making an account
>she tells me to add her and writes her name on some paper and leaves
W-what the fuck. I'm still in shock. Should I make a normiebook and message her?
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Of course you should you retard go do it right now
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>>35031597
Sure, what've you got to lose?
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>>35031597
Shoulda just asked for her number
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Guys I'm freaking out. I fell asleep around 9:30pm. Woke up at 3am. I couldn't get back to sleep since.
Holy shit this is fucked up. I normally wake up at 4:30am.
Am I going to be OK?
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Help me pls. Just help me... How bad is this
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That's almost 8 hours, and if you woke up naturally, it doesn't seem too bad.
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>>35032067
My hunger woke me up. I need to eat more food
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>feel like shit
>browse /r9k/ and feel better amongst similarly miserable aynons
>feel ok for a time
>remember i live in middle east
>shit mood returns
fuck this desert why couldnt i have just lived in the us
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What's it like over there?
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are you me
orororoogornroal
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>>35031569
if you don't have friends then there's really nothing enjoyable to do, mostly just tourist grabs and money dumps here. can't enjoy comfy walks/rain since it's too hot and dry
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this happened to me like 2 years ago 2017-02-21 04:32:16 Post No.35031511
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this happened to me like 2 years ago
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>be me, 14
>just came home from denmark with my mom and sis
>at airport
>see a cute girl, we look at each other and smile
>gets really awkward
>has a nice ass for a 14/15 year old
>saw her again on my way out
>she looks at me again and smiles, but im to much of a pussy to keep eye contact and just look away while i get into the car
>Never saw her again
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>>35031511
>14
fuck off underage
>girl looked at me
fuck off normie
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>>35031554
He meant to say 41
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Are you actually fucking retarded?
MOOOOOOOOODS
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>missed exam worth 20% of my grade
What are some good excuses, robots?
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Give your professor a BJ
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>>35031423
Say you attempted suicide because of your repressed homo urges
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>>35031423
>i'm a narcissistic moron who dosen't care about other people
Telling the truth is always the best policy.
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Daily reminder that only brainlets can be robots.
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>>35031300
not a fucking chance my nigga. Why do you think there's a /uni/ thread everyday? Smart people are usually robots because they overthink shit that comes naturally to normies.
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>>35031350
fpbp
and yes, I just samefagged myself
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Anybody can be a robot but the worst is being dumb and sad. At least robots in college are working towards something. I'm too dumb for school so I'm just wandering I guess.