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I fucked up at work and tried to fix it discretely but it blew up in my face. Currently hiding in the toilet, when I get back my boss will want to talk to me. Fuck

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I'm here now you sad men.


1. Very low chance for men to form a relationship.
2. Society has become a toxic environment for men and women.
3. Men need status, money, looks and need to know game to even keep a woman interested.
4. Fathers raising their kids is becoming rare, without father figures kids grow up not knowing anything about women or relationships.
5. The media and universities have an agenda to claim single motherhood is awesome.
6. Women have become married to the state and do not require men.
7. Women can marry other women versus risk getting with a weak out of control man.
8.The more mixed race you are the more psychological problems you have. The more quirky you are. I won't get into this but just know your brain formation and genetic weaknesses naturally get worse when you are mixed with different races.
9. Women take male positions in the workforce.
10. With fewer jobs means fewer positions of promotions for men.
11. Men receive no respect despite hard work.
12. Women ALWAYS shit test men. The problem is see #2. They have upped their stance on this to the point of making men leave their jobs.
13. Men fall into escapism and depression to cope with a meager existence.
14. Education from primary to university is geared towards helping girls and women. Each class is modulated to cater to a women's mind whereas men need a more hands on approach to learn.
15. Men have been taught to have impossible standards for themselves, even beyond their capabilities.
16. Living standards have increased, the average male has had no increase in money. In fact they are still losing more despite spending less.
17. Chemicals in food and water render the process of testosterone production at a mere 30% of what they were seventy years ago.
18. Women on social media will never become complacent with one man if other men are still competing.
19. Men have become so desperate they will gladly take another man's girl.
20. Women will take the Apple of sin and cheat.

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>customer treated you like shit yesterday
>struggling to get out of bed today

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There is no god but KEK, and Jynx is his messenger.

Shadilay, brethren.
Let us pray.

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could /r9k/ make an anime?
i know this board is shit and this thread will maybe get buried with all the normie-tier threads but what if we just made something?
is a 12episode highschool-tier slice-of-life anime come from this board?

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>tfw I accidentally existed near a cute boy again
>tfw I polluted his life with my inferior presence

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>28
>living with parents
>depressed
>kissless
>hugless
>friendless
>virgin
>fat
>out of shape
>spend all nights listening to "I'm your girlfriend ASMR"
>sanity is drifting into the abyss
>the only satisfaction I feel is some random cute girl making wet mouth noises into the microphone
>no hope in sight

remember, if you're feeling like shit just remember I exist. hope i made you feel better

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Can it be possible that really not a single girl ever showed interest in me, or am I just too autistic to even notice that in retrospect?

I mean, Im average looking and I can casually talk to girls if Im not trying to flirt with them.

Im a 6'2 foot tall 5-6/10
How can it be possible that im still a KHHV?

T-This cant be possible r-right guys?

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>confessed to me friend about my mental problems
>now he wants me to go out with him all the time
>I am ashamed to decline because I don't wanna go out

He's a good friend I don't deserve.

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Daily reminder that TRAPS ARE GAY

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How long until people forget about my suicide? I know people will spread the news around the neighborhood and then on the internet. Neighbors will upload pics and video of my body being taken out and cops and paramedics. Former classmates will find out and teachers. They'll finally see inside our house and all the filth. I'm hoping I don't mess up with my partial suspension hanging. I want to be gone.

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REPORT TRAP THREADS

HIDE TRAP THREADS

REPORT ALL TRAPFAGS

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>Have at least top 1% of strongest sex drives in world (Doesn't help that I do everything I can to naturally boost testosterone, weight-lifting/diet/supplements)
>Fap 6+ times a day
>Constant invasive sexual thoughts
>Never had sex

Quite bitter about it too, I wouldn't hate women so much if at least one of them would have sex with me. I would still hate them but just less.

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Hey, anon!

Why does your day suck so far?

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>doesn't listen to mongolian or tibetian throat singing to ascend from material world..
>claims to be a robot