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Help me robots, I have a date with this girl from school, she wants me to come hang out with her in her room after school.
What am I supposed to do, what should I talk about and how to not sperg out?
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>>35035589
You must be 18 or older to post on this board. MOOODDSSSS
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this has to be rp, because nobody would purposefully come here and ask that
also normie get out ect
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>>35035589
I am
origigigigigiginalo
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>freshmen in high school
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>>35035173
>undir age b&
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>>35035225
>you can't be 18 years old as a senior in HS
Okay
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>>35035173
>not sniffing the freshmen's shoes
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Who /ChuckECheese/ here?
Literally the gretest place for a robot to spend the evening.
>Fun cheap games that give tickets to some pretty great prizes
>Godly pizza that compares to top tier NY Pizzerias
>You can even watch Chuck E Cheese and his kickass band rock out to some great tunes
Give me one good reason why you aren't on your way to Chuck E Cheese RIGHT NOW?
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waiting for my HRT to come in the mail.
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>>35035085
Nigga you go to Dave And Busters once you pass the age of 12
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>>35035153
>Dave and Busters
Only fratboy normies go there
>"intelligent"
>fat
>unfunny
>gets offended easily
>gets his tug off of making fun of stuff that has already been ridiculed to ashes
>all his content is either him parading his opinion or making fun of someone that is most probably trolling
>he thinks his opinion matters because hes an atheist, as if he was the last survivor of a species
>is a child that cant possibly hold an opinion steady, is neutral in literally every subject
>gets mad when people insult fedoras
Is this guy THE neckbeard atheist?
Is he /theirguy/?
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>>35035077
I'm pretty sure he's /ourguy/
Seems pretty redpilled desu
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>>35035077
Definitely /theirguy/.
Also he has married Fiona from Shrek and had an intercourse with a brick.
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>>35035077
also, dont forget
>stuck a banana up his ass
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>in the dining hall in college >performing my usual breakfast routine
>trying to enjoy my youtube videos and drink my herbal tea
>I look up, and directly in my field of view a few tables in front of me I see a girl
>she looks identical to my old psychiatrist, only a younger, thinner version
>I've never seen her here before, and there was no reason for her to be sitting directly in front of me, seeing as how the dining hall was nearly empty at the time
Is my psychiatrist sending her relatives to spy on me? The last time we had an appointment she really wanted me to transfer to my local college, because she thinks that I need continuous treatment for some reason. Do you think that she has her family members keeping tabs on me? I'm worried fellow bots, what should I do?
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Become a recluse
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time to make a break for it anon. It's now or never.
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dude. is your paranoia something that your doctor is helping you with? because if not, fuck
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Have you ever seen a post on 4chan that made you think "I'm fucked up but I'm not that fucked up"?
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yeah just take a look at /lgbt/
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this thread is haram
normie extricate yourself
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>every trap thread ever
>lgbt counts as trap to me, bi is gay
i feel better and relieved yet morbidly sad and annoyed at how fucked up and unaware they are. i wish they would die
Amy is the worst futurama character. Prove me wrong (you can't)
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i'm gay but i want her as my fag hag
mummy reeeeeee
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>>35034740
Shmeesh!
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>>35034749
she can help read nihongo subtitles to me in 2d
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Anon, why don't you ever smile? You always look miserable
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>>35034648
She's so hot. It's annoying I will never have a woman like this as a girlfriend. I'll probably have to settle for some gross black woman.
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People always tell me this but I actually try to actively look happy when I'm interacting with people. I don't see everyone walking around, smiling all day.
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>>35034648
you look like your farting
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The anime gene has been discovered in a white woman
We must protect it to save the purity of the human race
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>>35034631
Her face is much prettier without the coon eyes.
Too bad she's literally rail thin anorexic, don't care if it's on purpose or not.
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>>35034861
>tfw no anorexic skelly gf
Problem is she's probably a complete roastie and sucked many many cocks.
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wait like how do i get rid of my testosterone so i can be skinny and pass? can someone post the trap chart pls
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Few more hours 'til bad time and I really want to kill myself. Not sure I can make it guys... What do?
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>>35034540
W-what is 'bad time'?
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>>35034588
I meant bed time... fml
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All you need is boy cock
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How fast will I lose weight on only 600 calories of protein a day?
I've been going for a week and don't seem to have lost anything.
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>>35034285
Do you sit on your fucking ass all day or do you raise your heart rate for 30 minutes minimum daily? Masturbatiok doesn't count.
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Don't starve yourself to death, you idiot.
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>>35034355
I get the feeling that's not something he'll have to worry about.
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>hes never given himself a buzzcut
You don't know joy if you've never run your hand over your freshly buzzed head
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>>35034176
I had a buzzcut. Too bad i bumpy head and fat face, so i cant pull it off.
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I have a normie haircut to blend in with the normalfags but if I ever get a gf I'm going back to buzzcut right away. Comfiest haircut ever.
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I like having long hair. When o was a wee lad i had a shaved head but then i just started letting it grow and now thats how i prefer it. Its half way down my back now.
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>going to turn 26 this year
My entire life was wasted. Everything I've ever wanted and still want is now forever out of reach.
I want to die
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Same.
Dying it is, then.
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>tfw to inteligant to an hero
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>>35034658
But anon, le suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem.
Godspeed and happy? birthday OP
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>hear normie pooping in bathroom stall
>switch lights off as i leave
ha, take that fucking norman
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How could you tell it was a Normie pooping?
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>>35034021
thanks man i was sitting there for 2 hours thanks to you
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>>35034051
>how could he tell it was a normie
by his looks anjon, longish hair on top with shaved sides, ripped and sunglasses
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>tfw my cum smells AND tastes awful
wat do? any confirmed recipes for nice cum?
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>>35034011
>any confirmed recipes for nice cum?
Eat more fruit and sugary things.
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https://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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What does it smell like? My cum smells like chlorine and is doctor approved healthy as fuck