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My fetish is long-term, loving relationships where raw sex is a normal daily occurrence.

Where's my fetish general?
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>>35036403
mine is pretty much the same but with edition of it going on for decades in a marriage. i am horrified of empty passionless marriage so the idea of being a in a happy sexually active relationship well into old age really puts me at ease and sexually excites me
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I just want to be able to cuddle every night with a girl who loves me.
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>>35036839
Are you me? It gets bonus points if they got together as virgins in high school.

>>35036958
I want to be able to cum inside of, and then cuddle with a girl who loves me.

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Why do ugly people go outside? It's rude.
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>>35036369
i ask you the same question, anon
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>tfw tall obese guy walks toward you at grocery store
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>>35036369
But if i don't go outside how can I buy food? How can I work? How can I go to the doctor?

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>tfw 19yo this year
>tfw virgin kissless in the most normie country of europe
fuck spain

i hate this shit, i hate the fiesta meme, everybody is talking about sex, turn on tv and sex appears, everywhere
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>>35036318
Get some good amigos, man. They'll help you out. Stop being bitter and open up.
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>>35036318
I just realized someone I know is 26 and never been kissed. She's female. Many people go way longer, gain some perspective.
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>>35036318

Ha ha ha

i am an introverted, so I left Spain.

There you have to talk for months to a girl to get something.

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What happened to the Comb Sissy and his friends? It's been over two years now
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He went through puberty and looks completely different.
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>>35036276
post the webm

pls
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>>35036276
i remembeeeer originally

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>bought a BD dildo for black friday last year
>6 inches
>think that's a perfect size
>can't even fiit most of it
>dont understand people who want them huge
>i just want to use it for fapping and prostate stim
>can take it all with relative ease now
>it's not enough anymore
>tfw I want to go even bigger now
I-is this how the cycle begins..?
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aw fuck wish i saw this thread before i ate lunch

can't fuck my ass for a while
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>>35036267
Why bother with a dildo go on Grindr get the real deal
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>>35036267
yep. eventually you start taking things the size of 2 liter soda bottles

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>18 year old girl interested me
>find out she had sex with 9 guys
>think that's gross
>coworkers asking me why I still haven't dating her
>tell them she has slept with 9 people at 18
>"wtf is wrong with you Anon, that's average"
>"yeah Anon you have to stop being so picky"
>argue with them how it's way too slutty
>"Anon, I know a 16 year who has had sex with 28 guys. That's a lot. 9 at 18 ain't shit"

I'm going to throw up. Is this what is normal? Are we just sheltered? I can handle an 18 year old fucking 2-3, maybe 4 guys. But 9? How is that average. And 28 guys at 16 isn't a slut, that's a human fleshlight
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If it bothers you maybe you should consider dating a woman from a more traditional culture.
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Please tell me you're joking and that never actually happened.
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>>35036001
All women have to do is be slutty and they'll get free food, free money, free clothes and free sex. No shit people at 18 have had sex like 20 times

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Tell me a better job than jet fighter pilot
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>>35035884
Anti aircraft missileer
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>>35035884
That's not a job. That's a career.
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jet fighter copilot

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Imagine being in a car accident. The wreckage left you with a stump and an arm without a hand. Would you really want to continue living like this? Wouldn't it be mercy to be shot down and embraced by dirt?

After an extremely painful month you are left with a life with no hands. You smile when people visit you but you know they only see you out of pity. There's not a second of your life you regret that day when you lost your limbs. If your loved ones put you down with your own wishes, they would be imprisoned for aiding suicide. You are left living a tortured life unable to even kill yourself.

In other news you read about a bear that was hit by a car. The injuries to the bear's spine left him paraplegic. The policeman shoots the bear out of mercy. Wouldn't you rather have this treatment?
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>does my dick still work?
>we're A-OK

/thread
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>>35035898
>no hands
>can't jerk off
>no woman would do it for you because you lack hands

What now Anon!?!? WHAT NOW?
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>>35035882

seems like a lot of projection going on in this post. not everyone has suicidal tendencies. some people actually view life as worth living.

and doctors always try their hardest to get people stable before the idea of euthanasia or DNRs come into play. it's their job to prevent death/help people. it's not their job to decide whether the person's life is worth continuing. it's the person's choice.

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How much would your quality of life improve if you had been born black?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wP3NcWl4ec
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Not at all. It would probably get worse.
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If I had been born in the same circumstances but black instead, sure, I would most likely be a total normalfag for being the "smart black kid special snowflake whose friendship we can use as virtue signaling"

If I had been born as an average black I guess I would have to spin my interpretation of the world a bit to make it seem "better"
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>>35035878
probably worse

I would probably grow even more cynical being one of the main party in the whole NA race issue clusterfuck, not that it's easy being asian

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Oldschoolfags report in.

How are you holding up with these server issues?
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I WAS DOING DEMON MONKIES, I HAD 11 LEFT UNTIL I COULD AFK A TASK WTF?!?!
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tfw infernal mages task on my melee pure
tfw too lazy to prayer flick
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>>35036317

Yeah i'd refrain from doing combat until this shit is fixed.

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If you don't have kids by 30 you should automatically kill yourself
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>>35035756
>Implying the world needs more people
You've never used public transportation during rush hours, have you?
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It's extremely unethical to have kids period. You're forcing a life into the world that will do nothing but suffer. The world is already overpopulated and quality of life is diminishing. This is especially the case if you're a Robot with a genetic disorder. Don't try to meet society's demands when it doesn't understand its on a path of self-destruction. Don't justify forcing a life into this world.
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>>35035756
What if I'm 40?

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What's your favorite redpill comic?

The one with the male HR employee getting cucked is my favorite.
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Mine too. It's the funniest one because it's true.
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STEMcucks, when will they learn?
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>>35035729
Sorry, I forgot to upload the image

Here's the comic on STEMcucks

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>R9K says women, especially hot women, live on easy mode
>Angie Varona, literally known for being hot and busty, works a shitty retail job

Splain
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She hasn't discovered Twitch streaming yet for EZ beta bux
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>>35035279
She went full Stacy.
> source, Stacy
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>>35035279
>>35035324
So there you have it. Males think an attractive female's life is easy because they are actually thinking of how they'd have no issues whoring themselves out for money. Ignoring that maybe hot women may have aspirations in life aside from masturbating in front of a webcam for money.

So, really, you don't really need to ask your question. I know you want to make people think for themselves and reach the inevitable conclusion... It's not going to happen.

People often want to be wrong no matter what because being wrong often allows them justify their abusive and shitty behavior, including a tendency to abuse people in general. Be it verbally IRL or on-line through simplistic trolling.

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Alright, what's going on with all these anti-trap threads & comments. I've been seeing 5x the normal amount of anti-trap people today. Somethings going on, mods are deleting trap threads and will probably delete this one to. Who is paying you fucking shills, why can't you just leave us alone?
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>>35035228
Because there's about 7 other boards you can spam that shit on.
Ours isn't one of them.
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TRAPS ARE DA FREAKING BEEEESTTTTT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

DO U WANT A PIECE OF ME https://youtu.be/as8GLbVx5CA
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>>35035300
Yeah but why is everyone worked up about it today? It's a fucking tuesday.

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>2017
>naturally skinny and not "thick"
Should I just end it already? I'm a female, 5'2", 97 pounds.
I never really saw anything wrong with my body until I realized that I've never heard a man say he prefers petite women.
It's just so confusing. Just a few years ago, girls would say, "oh no, does this make my butt look big?!" And now they all WANT their butts to look big, and they say it's because that's what guys like. I can't really argue with that, I guess.

So is this a phenomenon of fat acceptance, black culture influencing white culture, or feminism?
Or is it really true that "real women have curves" and that's what all men really want, invariably?

And I have no problem with you if you do like curvier girls. I'm just insecure about the fact that I don't personally know any guys who prefer skinny. Oh, and if you say you don't have a preference, you're lying.
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>>35035212
any woman who isn't at least slightly underweight is an immediate boner killer
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I prefer skinny women, I just agree with my friends when they say they like thick women.
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>>35035212
i would murder to be that skinny. I don't even care what guys would think, that body would just make me so much happier. I wouldn't worry about gaining weight or losing weight and I could eat clean without having to as particular as I am now about what exact foods I always eat. I was born with a larger butt and my family has made fun of me for it since I was 7 years old. It makes me look fat and my hips don't accimodate it whatsoever. I have a squarish waist so it's not like I could ever be 'high test.'

Appreciate the fact that you have your body. You could wear any clothes you want and not have to exercise unless you felt like it.

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